#1
news report:

Two bulletins were poster earlier this day and the emo/scene community didn't take to well to this, not to be named, person's views on them.

We went out and talked to the community about what they think of these children of the trends and here are their responses:

They are just bisexual virgins.

Emo is just an excuss for boys to act like girls

emo's-- pussies, bad taste imn music, wear drainpipe=small co-ck, and r very annoying and try to play guitar but wont work

scenes- chavs in disguise, sh-it music, act hard but actually weak

cu-nt fu-ck tos-sers with wa-nk hair stupid fu-cking clothes and sh-it taste in music, you wanna cut your wrists?fine just make sure you hit a vain fu-ck bags (my personal fravorite)

there just rich kids wanting atention

fu-ckin tw-ats


these are just a few of the respones i got when i said the words emo and scene kids.

Many thanks to the people who contributed to this report and for now this is Tulsa grimley signing off, back to you tom.
#5
One shot?

One shot Nicky. One shot.

Yeah...

*bang*
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