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Hey all

Personally John Madden pisses me off because of how stupid he is. Some of the stuff he says is rediculous and completely obvious, but also sometimes funny.

Do you think he does that on purpose or its just how John Madden is.

Discuss john here
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John Madden is a great sports broadcaster and the fact that you hate him only amounts to one thing, penis envy.
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John Madden is a great sports broadcaster and the fact that you hate him only amounts to one thing, penis envy.


First of all, No. Second of all i didn't say he was a bad broadcaster i said he says some of the most obvious stuff.
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First of all, No. Second of all i didn't say he was a bad broadcaster i said he says some of the most obvious stuff.
That's essentially a commentator's job, my man.
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without him we wouldnt have madden '08 on xbox 360!

PRAISE HIM!!!!!
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You've got to remember, broadcasters are for people who don't know much about a sport. If you know a lot about a particular sport, there's not much a commentator can do other than give you stats.
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lmao! frank caliendo is great!
i personally find madden rather funny.
i do a decent impression myself lol...
eh hes ok, more funny than good tho
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that is john maddens reputation and claim to fame. i dont really think hes dumb but that is how he is known and loved....or hated and hes not just going to change it now even if he himself now thinks its dumb
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He's tight. I like him way more than the guys on ESPN...who say obvious stuff and then act like they are geniuses and condescend even more than Madden.
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i was playing a game of madden once and after I picked one off he says "The team with the least turnovers will usually win the game."
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My english teacher looks and talks like John Madden, asnd shes a Woman.
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hes funny but he pisses me off
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i could see that being liek a sign at an entrace to a theme park ,"remember to always be safe dont litter and remember to have a nice day in my pants!"

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"If you listen really carefully, you can hear carrots scream when you cut them."
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"Wow! It turned green! I was eating a hotdog, and I spilt mustard on my RED tie, and it made green! This is the only time in history that you can mix red and yellow and make green, and it's on MY TIE!"

THAT is why John Madden is considered a nut.

My friends heard him say that one night on Monday Night Football. He said he can't find a video for it, but he swears it happened.

I have no doubts that he is an amazing coach, and that he has cred, but he's just RIDICULOUS with the mic.
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