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#1
Mine is today I was playing talking to friends on the patio (a concrete space where you can hang out or play four square) and I see a huge crowd. Fight! I think. As I got closer hoping to see two mothafucka's beatin the shit outta each other, I see something else. The fattest kid in school (just sayin it for description, don't go all civil rights on me) on the ground. I asked what happened and mostly got I dunno's, but my friends girlfriend told me he passed out because he has low blood sugar and passed out. Later, when I was walking to my bus one of my other friend came up to me and asked me if I saw the kid on the ground. i told him I did, he said that he got hit in the head with a four square ball and got either knocker or passed out.

Years been a little boring this year, anyays post your stories.
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#6
four square ball?!?!?!?!?! damn do i miss that game!!!!

what a fatty.
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#7
My friends and I all wore banana suits to school and then to the football game afterwards. We got on the news and that was cool. Then we were recording a video of my friends egging me for a school project and I ran and they hit the neighboors house on accident and he was pissed at all of us. Till one of our mom's told him it was a project and we'd clean it up. And then at our 10th grade assembly (it was for the new principal who made tons of new dumb rules) and everyone booed her and a kid got taken out becuase he stood up and was like "F*** YOU!"

nothing too major, but hasn't exactly been boring for me
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#8
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My friends and I all wore banana suits to school and then to the football game afterwards. We got on the news and that was cool. Then we were recording a video of my friends egging me for a school project and I ran and they hit the neighboors house on accident and he was pissed at all of us. Till one of our mom's told him it was a project and we'd clean it up. And then at our 10th grade assembly (it was for the new principal who made tons of new dumb rules) and everyone booed her and a kid got taken out becuase he stood up and was like "F*** YOU!"

nothing too major, but hasn't exactly been boring for me

phail
#10
dude i got this hot substitute for the rest of the year and i constantly wanna grab her ass... but thanks for telling me i'll get expelled so its not really worth it. the craziest thing i can remember is like nothing
#11
I did my hair like Wayne Static. That was intersting. I've never had so many people i don't know tell me i have amazing hair.
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#13
well our school is basically the quiet little redneck school lol. last year there was ahuge drug bust and like 5 or 6 people got expelled. and one kid made abet with the teacher that is he beat the school record in the hurdles, we would get a pizza party. he did, so the teacher bought us pizza. that was cool. nothing to major other than that
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#14
Ha, I go to a totalitarian catholic school, nothing interesting ever happens
#17
We were discussing Frankenstein in class today, the teacher asks what the main character would be worried about at the north pole and I calmly raised my hand and said "The ever increasing threat of polar bears and the yeti", The teacher replied with "I dont think Robert walton is worried about the yeti..." to which I responded " I'M worried about the yeti." People were crying of laughter.

Also I launched an apple across the P.E locker room and it nailed some big ogre in the face... I didn't get in any trouble.
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#18
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i know this kid who got expelled cause he grabbed a teachers ass...

thats about it...

Was it a nice or saggy ass?
#19
There was a bomb threat mid-September.
My school is pretty boring though.

Most of my excitement happens outside of school.
Behind closed doors.
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#20
Some senior punched out a a freshman at lunch the first week of school. A full-size soccer goal somehow ended up in the courtyard that is impossible to get to from the outside of the school. I was involved in some big dramatic bitch-fight relating to the events of the homecoming dance.
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#21
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Was it a nice or saggy ass?


a very nice one...

it was funny as hell when he grabbed it too... he was talking to her and they were walking (it was in the classroom), and she dropped her pen, so as she went to pick it up, it looked like he just instinctively grabbed her ass...

he says it was worth it.
hahah.
#22
I got a friend with benefits
(no joke)
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#23
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Ha, I go to a totalitarian catholic school, nothing interesting ever happens


Crazy **** used to go down at my old Catholic school.
#24
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I did my hair like Wayne Static. That was intersting. I've never had so many people i don't know tell me i have amazing hair.

#26
Anyone complaining about their boring schools should consider my school. My school is boring as hell. 90 percent asian and indian, highest test scores in the state yada yada.... I'm a pretty intelligent guy, I try just enough to scrape through school without exerting any extra effort and my 2.16 GPA got me ranked 449 of 479 in the senior class. Those 30 people below me are total losers.
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#27
Quote by thewho65
Crazy **** used to go down at my old Catholic school.


we dont even have assemblies anymore cause the seniors 2 years ago threw live mice at the juniors, but the school got extremly pissed off and they took that away >.> maybe if someone assassinated the dean for us it would make things better

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#28
today, there was a fight, and the assistant principal tried to stop it. *BAM* got hit right in the jaw, assistant principal tackles the kid and takes him aways, it was ****ing epic!
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#29
Quote by xrawrockkillsx
a very nice one...

it was funny as hell when he grabbed it too... he was talking to her and they were walking (it was in the classroom), and she dropped her pen, so as she went to pick it up, it looked like he just instinctively grabbed her ass...

he says it was worth it.
hahah.

He's a good man.
#30
well first there was an explosion, then last weekend the school was set on fire. fun stuff
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#33
2 black chicks fighting
Bomb threat
some chick and a couple guys robbed a dollar store and killed the cashier (she went to my school)
Teacher delt drugs to a couple kids
Drunk kids crashing an aftergame party

EDIT: and construction on our school thats gonna last for another 1 1/2 years
#34
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the funding was finally sent to complete our school. but its gonna be completed next year (AFTER I GRADUATE)

Same here man... The school will be a disaster zone my Senior year because of the renovations, but they won't be done until the year after.
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#35
Cheerleader caught seducing a nerd. Recked her reputation. She's hot too.

At a pep rally. Someone produced an orange from their person and hit the principal with it.

Super huge dude who outweighs everyone by 300lbs. total dude that will kick your a$$. his phone rings in class, it's playing freezepop. Teacher was laughing too hard to take it away.
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#36
I had a bomb threat at my school last year...it turns out it was a maraca. It took bomb squad and all the math and science teachers to figure that out. Dumbasses.
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#38
The only interesting thing I have heard about was two "ganstas" fighting because one of them got pantsed.
#39
I got kicked out of the religion board for admitting that I'm a satanist
(I cyber school)
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