#1
OMFG, it was awsome, Jhon Steward ****ted on dubya bush. xD

"George bush dosn't go on missions to act, he goes on missions to tell you the reason he's there."

omfg. you have to had seen it. I was laughing so hard.
#4
I like tv. Don't watch it anymore though. UG took over my life.
Quote by cnut
When I was eight, me and my best friend started "practicing for girls".
Which involved us going into the woods, and him sticking his dick in my ass.
The last time we did it, his sister caught us.

use AVG as your anti-virus
#5
saw it.the best one this year
Well, Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die,

I'm a little bit scared of what comes after

Do I get the gold chariot?

Do I float through the ceiling?