who has written a song so awful that you had to send it to the eternal pits oh HELL!!

#1
me and my friend wrote a song called i wanna go home to jamaca... the chords where pretty much were your fingers fell!!!
#2
... are you drunk? or are you just a complete moron? because i didn't understand a word of what you just said.
if you're actually from Jamaica and english is not your first language, then you have a valid excuse. but for now. you're an idiot.
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#3
me no from jamaca...
me full blown aussie
we wrote that song in the first week of learning guitar
please dont blame me
#4
Quote by crystalh
... are you drunk? or are you just a complete moron? because i didn't understand a word of what you just said.
if you're actually from Jamaica and english is not your first language, then you have a valid excuse. but for now. you're an idiot.

I understood it completely. You must be the idiot.
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Freedom of speach?

on a private website?

Based in Russia?

i'm sorry comrade, but you fail.
#5
Quote by MentalityBand
me no from jamaca...
me full blown aussie
we wrote that song in the first week of learning guitar
please dont blame me

It's Jamaica, god dammit. I bet you're from Queensland.

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I understood it completely. You must be the idiot.


You must speak idiot well to understand that moron.
#6
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I understood it completely. You must be the idiot.

+1

Also... This is the best thread ever.
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#7
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It's Jamaica, god dammit. I bet you're from Queensland.


You must speak idiot well to understand that moron.

Besides the grammar being bad, there was nothing he said that didn't make sense.
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#8
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Besides the grammar being bad, there was nothing he said that didn't make sense.

The grammar + spelling made up the confusion.

Everybody is sticking up for the bogan.
#9
I have no idea what he said either. "The chords were pretty much where your fingers fell"?
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#11
Quote by вяaи∂ иєw
It's Jamaica, god dammit. I bet you're from Queensland.


You must speak idiot well to understand that moron.

Or maybe I was smart enough to realise what he was trying to say.

Anyway, yeah some of the stuff I've written was kinda crap so I erased it from my memory.
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i wasnt wikipediaing blow job okay, it just happened


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one time i fucked a sofa.


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Freedom of speach?

on a private website?

Based in Russia?

i'm sorry comrade, but you fail.
#12
yes. next question
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#13
Yeah not all of us QLDers are bogans!
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#14
"the chords were pretty much where your fingers fell" means the chords where were ever his hands randomly ended up on the neck...

It's not that hard to work out...

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#15
Quote by meh!
"the chords were pretty much where your fingers fell" means the chords where were ever his hands randomly ended up on the neck...

It's not that hard to work out...

I doubt the intelligence of everyone here, except me

You win!
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#16
Quote by meh!
"the chords were pretty much where your fingers fell" means the chords where were ever his hands randomly ended up on the neck...

It's not that hard to work out...

I doubt the intelligence of everyone here, except me

+1 :3
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#18
Oh ****, I'm sorry.
That would be my rhythm guitarist, MentalityBand.
He's new to UG and his first thread started two small arguments...

No round of applause?
And to clarify, the song was actually called "Hawaii" and the lyrics we wrote were:

"Oh, take me home to Hawaii; I wanna go surfing,
Take me home to Hawaii, I wanna go now,
Take me home to Hawaii, I wanna go surfing,
Take me home to Hawaii - I don't care how!"

No chords...just strumming wherever your fingers landed...
And at the end of each line you did this baby:

E|------------------------|
A|------------------------|
D|------------------------|
G|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
E|-1/Wherever--------|
#19
Quote by Tummaenkeli
Oh ****, I'm sorry.
That would be my rhythm guitarist, MentalityBand.
He's new to UG and his first thread started two small arguments...

No round of applause?
And to clarify, the song was actually called "Hawaii" and the lyrics we wrote were:

"Oh, take me home to Hawaii; I wanna go surfing,
Take me home to Hawaii, I wanna go now,
Take me home to Hawaii, I wanna go surfing,
Take me home to Hawaii - I don't care how!"

No chords...just strumming wherever your fingers landed...
And at the end of each line you did this baby:

E|------------------------|
A|------------------------|
D|------------------------|
G|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
E|-1/Wherever--------|


Haha! Way to burst his bubble!
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i wasnt wikipediaing blow job okay, it just happened


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one time i fucked a sofa.


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Freedom of speach?

on a private website?

Based in Russia?

i'm sorry comrade, but you fail.
#20
The Smile of Death song on my band's profle (link in sig <.< is pretty shit.

I liked the vocals though, which is why I kept it I guess. Also the studio where we recorded it was haunted, which makes it even more interesting.
#21
GO AWAY everyone is mean to me
and tummaenkeli does not own me, so i am not HIS rhythem guitarist
and i didnt realise all the people on this site nitpicking grannies
GOSH
#22
Quote by MentalityBand
GO AWAY everyone is mean to me
and tummaenkeli does not own me, so i am not HIS rhythem guitarist
and i didnt realise all the people on this site nitpicking grannies
GOSH



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#26
That time of month, I expect.
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#27
and i didnt realise all the people on this site nitpicking grannies

everyone is mean to me

Don't worry, most everyone here are retarded/have no lives/start arguments for no good reason.


#29
I wrote a song that was quite racist. It actually bagged out my friend more than anyone else.


Just a bit of fun though.
#32
Pfft...n00b(z)
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