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Candidates, persuade me to vote for you
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In the grander scheme of things, your vote won't matter. You and I are just numbers.

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No one cares about your vote. How's that for an ego-killer?


I like the way you think.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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this hasn't got anything to do with my ego, i just honestly don't know who to vote for. But seen as Jackbutt was the only name suggested, you have my vote.
UG's Stock Market Guy

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#7
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I like the way you think.



+1
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Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
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vote for me, Ill do anything you want!



does that include sexual favors?
Quote by ShaunDiel
Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
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this hasn't got anything to do with my ego, i just honestly don't know who to vote for. But seen as Jackbutt was the only name suggested, you have my vote.


Good boy.
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vote for me, Ill do anything you want!


Will you sing the Barney song in front of a big crowd and video tape the whole thing and show it to us?
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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Vote for me and I'll give you mullets and sex.
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Vote for me and I'll give you mullets and sex.
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Hey, I recognize you. You're a candidate, aren't you?


Si, senor.
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#18
I am looking for a candidate in the shape of an iron-fisted dictator..who am I voting for?
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#19
*Reported* I'm preety sure its considered spamming.
We have a sticky and like 5 threads about those damn elections, we don't need more then that.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


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