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#1
...just asked me to be his best man at his wedding!

I don't care if any of you care, I felt like sharing.



(I'm now off to get absolutely hammered )
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#2
I care.


I care for more cake
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#3
cool...i dont have any friends and i know my brother has better people to ask to be his best man...


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#6
My friend just made me the god father of his children.

Therefore, My prestige>Your prestige..

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#7
Best men always get the ladies. Good job buddy.
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#8
Remember, embarrass him, and tell everyone you slept with the bride. And anounce that theyre both going to hell cos they werent virgins.
#10
Congrats! and good luck to your brother!
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#12
Cool
*-)
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#14
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Elude to homosexual hi-jinks in the speech to make him uncomfortable. It's tradition.

Oh ****....speech...

>_<
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#15
So you'll need a date then?

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#16
haha i've been the best man in a few weddings. don't worry too much about the speech... it's actually pretty fun doing it.
#17
From my years of watching Eastenders, the bride will tell the maid of honour that you're hot and you will hook up absolutely hammered and wake up the next morning thinking it was a big mistake: Good luck man
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#18
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Oh ****....speech...

>_<

Aha! You have been caught out it would seem

Good luck anyway, and have a good time. Congrats to your brother also.
#19
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haha i've been the best man in a few weddings. don't worry too much about the speech... it's actually pretty fun doing it.

Thanks for the encouragement man, wanna post a few ideas in SF

>_>
<_<

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#20
Nice dude, Congratumalations!

Please put "ureh" somewhere in your speech...and put it on youtube!
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#22
Just a question, you're Scottish so does that mean you'll be wearing a kilt? If so we'll definitely need some pics...
#23
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Just a question, you're Scottish so does that mean you'll be wearing a kilt? If so we'll definitely need some pics...

Yes and yes, dur.

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#25
Congratulations

I'm sure I'm right in assuming pics of you in a kilt have already been requested.
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#26
haha, actually i'm pretty sure i still have a sorta rough copy of what i said in a best man speech earlier this summer. it's on my computer at home, i'll pm it to you if i still have it. i'm still at work for another hour and then i'm off to a hockey game, but i'll be home around 11:00 CST and i'll see if i still have it then.
#27
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haha, actually i'm pretty sure i still have a sorta rough copy of what i said in a best man speech earlier this summer. it's on my computer at home, i'll pm it to you if i still have it. i'm still at work for another hour and then i'm off to a hockey game, but i'll be home around 11:00 CST and i'll see if i still have it then.

Dude, wedding's in July, take your time

That'd be ****ing awesome though.

I'm also slightly lucky in that I work at a hotel on wedding nights when I'm not at uni, so I've heard quite a few speeches.

Actually...this is the hotel the reception for my bro's wedding is at... *forms plan for free drink*

>_>
<_<
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#28
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...just asked me to be his best man at his wedding!

I don't care if any of you care, I felt like sharing.



(I'm now off to get absolutely hammered )

You better be bangin' some hot bridesmaids.

And congrats to your brother, and you for being his best man.
#29
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#30
Congratulations to your both your brother and you

Make to post pictures of that kilt.
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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#31
congrats! and good luck with the speech. you have a long time to write it, so it better be good

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#32
Congratulations, dude.
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#33
Best man throws the bachelor party.
Your brother knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he chose you!
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#34
Congratulations Mr. Fungus.
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#35
Congrats.

My bro was best man for a friend at his wedding two weeks ago and his speech went down well. He enjoyed the whole thing.

Hopefully when ever he gets married, he will ask me to be his best man.
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#37
Film it and show UG.

Amd write a really witty speech that both makes him proud and delighted to be your brother but also embarrases him.
#38
I DONT CARE AT ALL.

While in fact I care so much I had to come and share my congratulations with you.

#40
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I DONT CARE AT ALL.

While in fact I care so much I had to come and share my congratulations with you.


You even crawled out of the woodwork for it

/shameless, hungover bump
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