#1
So Randy moss just moved right down the street form me, and he is moving in pretty soon, and i heard a lot of people talking about pranking him. I was wondering what some good ideas that we can do to him. as of right now, it doesnt look like theres too much security, so i dont think we should have trouble, though he is a wide reciever for the Pats, so i dont think i would wanna be chased down by him.
#3
Weed in his front yard.
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#4
Make friends with him! Bring fresh baked cookies over when he moves in or something I bet he'g got some sweet toys!
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#5
MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM!

If you do anything to hurt Randy Moss I'll force you to eat your own liver.

Tell him Andy says hi.
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#6
well, being a die hard pats fan, id say befriend him and then get an autograph from him for me and if you can get bradys autograph too please? and yea, you can also probably get some sweet stuff being friends with him
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#7
Just remember. He's faster than you are.
I met him briefly in Pontiac Mi. just before the 2006 Superbowl. He was extremely polite, nice, humble and easy going. Not what I expected. I liked him. He is also probably smarter than you. Good luck with your prank.
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#8
Be nice! He's loaded and famous, the perfect neighbor.
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#9
dude, thats pretty cool.

why would you want to mess with him?

he has the power and money to ruin your life. if you actually manage to piss him off. lol.

oh well. good luck.
#10
hes fast as hell so he could probally prank you before you prank him. And why would you prank a guy who can kick your ass in 18 different ways?
#11
How rich are you if you're going to be neighbors with Randy Moss.
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#12
If you prank him, then you will automatically turn into a raging homosexual!
#13
your ****ing retarded, randy moss is amazing. you should blow him hes so good.
#15
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Don't prank him, go talk to him or something...


Then break his legs.



You must be a Cowboys fan. Don't worry Randy could pwn everyone with working legs.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?