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#1
am i the only person who gets random erections during church? its not like theres anything that would make me horny or anything either, i just get random erections...
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#2
Happens in math class a lot, too. It's just something about numbers and Jesus that gets people stiff.
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#3
o.O

I can honestly say I've never gotten an erection in church.


Dunno about the pastor, though. There are some pretty cute kids running around.
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#4
If you're a teen, it's no wonder you're getting spontaneous boners in the oddest places. They always seem to happen in church or a math class.
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am i the only person who gets random erections during church? its not like theres anything that would make me horny or anything either, i just get random erections...



youre turned on by christ??? ghey and blasphemous
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Don't go to church . . .
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#7
i get boners all the time in church because my good pants are REALLY comfortable.

i wish i was kidding.
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#10
I always got 'em in French class last year maybe that was because our teacher had large breasts...
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Happens in math class a lot, too. It's just something about numbers and Jesus that gets people stiff.


o god. not this **** again
ehh
#12
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am i the only person who gets random erections during church? its not like theres anything that would make me horny or anything either, i just get random erections...

Don't let the priests see 'em
#13
your just gay for god

(i feel like ive heard that somewhere before...)
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#14
if your a teen its just your hormones n **** going crazy(i'm 16 so yeah..been through that-and still sometimes do go through that lol)

if your the pastor then maybe your horny for lil kids
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#15
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o.O

I can honestly say I've never gotten an erection in church.


Dunno about the pastor, though. There are some pretty cute kids running around.



I lol'd.


I was just casually flicking through the Pit, singing along to the radio, and when I saw this thread, I immediately stopped singing.


Church boners.....one of the most random things ever. And it made me stop singing. TS, that's a real achievement.
#16
how old are you 14?

Most guys get random boners everywhere.
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#17
yeah i get some during chemistry, something about balancing equations and electrons that get me hard. XD.

seriously though. i get them random times watching TV, i dunno why...
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#18
well also theres girls wearing skirts and the reason for the boners during math and chruch is that well you get bored during math and chruch and since your yonger the only other thing on your mind other than what your doing is sex so you probly start sub conchesely start thinking about sex or something and POP you get a boner
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am i the only person who gets random erections during church? its not like theres anything that would make me horny or anything either, i just get random erections...

Dude me too. It sucks and I have no idea why it happens
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is it a sin to get a stiffy in church??
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#22
i get random erections everywhere and all the time. it sucks. i'm especially afraid when i have to do swimming in p.e.
#23
haha, id be proud if i popped one while swimming

id just walk around and see what people would say.

but with the girls at my school... not gonna happen.
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#24
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i get random erections everywhere and all the time. it sucks. i'm especially afraid when i have to do swimming in p.e.

lol theres this one kid in gym in my school that alwasy got a stiffy when we were doing the backstroke in the pool.

it was epic-ly hilarious
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am i the only person who gets random erections during church? its not like theres anything that would make me horny or anything either, i just get random erections...

Happens to every guy.
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I lol'd.


I was just casually flicking through the Pit, singing along to the radio, and when I saw this thread, I immediately stopped singing.


Church boners.....one of the most random things ever. And it made me stop singing. TS, that's a real achievement.

Thanks! =D
well also theres girls wearing skirts and the reason for the boners during math and chruch is that well you get bored during math and chruch and since your yonger the only other thing on your mind other than what your doing is sex so you probly start sub conchesely start thinking about sex or something and POP you get a boner

Uh....theres no hot chicks at my church anyways.

And im 16...
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#27
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how old are you 14?

Most guys get random boners everywhere.

Even on their foreheads?
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#28
one time i was inthe balcony and looked down a girls shirt and that gave one.
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#29
I do all the time. All the girls are out in their Sunday Best. Not to mention I have nothing better to do but let my mind wander.
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#30
Write a song about it:

(Holy Diver theme)

Holy boner,
You erupt in my pants,
Ouch, the tightening seams,
O, what are you doing... can't you see.

It pops the button,
And the priest, his eyes turn towards me,
"O, won't you see me around 3?"

O god...

I gotta get it down before then,
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Write a song about it:

(Holy Diver theme)

Holy boner,
You erupt in my pants,
Ouch, the tightening seams,
O, what are you doing... can't you see.

It pops the button,
And the priest, his eyes turn towards me,
"O, won't you see me around 3?"

O god...

I gotta get it down before then,
Holy boner!!!

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#32
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Even on their foreheads?


Wow, that literally made me burst out laughing.

Congratulations.
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Thanks! =D


No probs.

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haha, id be proud if i popped one while swimming

id just walk around and see what people would say.

but with the girls at my school... not gonna happen.


I lol'd so hard at that.

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lol theres this one kid in gym in my school that alwasy got a stiffy when we were doing the backstroke in the pool.

it was epic-ly hilarious


Another lol. That would be so f***in' funny.
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haha, id be proud if i popped one while swimming

id just walk around and see what people would say.

but with the girls at my school... not gonna happen.



I lol'd so hard at that.


why thank you =]
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Wow, that literally made me burst out laughing.

Congratulations.

I was asking a serious question.

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#38
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I was asking a serious question.



Oh, sorry, that was insensitive of me.


That must be awkward. Say you're in school or something, and the teacher calls on you, and you notice how good her legs look in that new skirt...and then you get a forehead boner.

Awkward.
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I choose not to worship a man who is his own father and got his mother Pregnant...


You mean Oedipus?
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