#1
Okay so heres the story

Last night.. my wife was drunk and complaining about how i should be just like Bob Saget, and in her drunken rage she ran outside and threw a chair at a pit bull whose face she said reminded her of a hobo in mordor.. anyways during all this confusion our dog was quietly eating at the neighbors house, which i let him do cuz my wife spends all our money on crack and martha stewart products.. then come this morning my dog is gone... wtf?

thoughts?
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#2
No.
If we're never together, if I'm never back again, well i swear to God that I'll love you forever. Evelyn, I'm not coming home tonight.
#4
Wait a minute, are you Jack off Jill's arse hat neighbours that hes been going on about!?

EDIT: oh, i get it...
#5
Ahahah!
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#6
Quote by fake_fender
Wait a minute, are you Jack off Jill's arse hat neighbours that hes been going on about!?



...my neighbors name is jack off jill? poor thing..i don't feel so bad now about my dog
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#7
That's odd. The same thing happened to my neighbors here in Missouri.
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#12
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i knew thats what this thread was about when i saw it...

i didnt post in joj's thread, but i read the whole thing

Amazing wasn't it?

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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#14
... i don't get it


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#15
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Amazing wasn't it?

Sparkles is sitting in this room enjoying the cool sounds of the John Butler Trio.


I thought Sparkles had a new name, now.
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#16
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I thought Sparkles had a new name, now.

I think I forgot to call her Yoko.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#18
if i werre you i would start by taking a gasoline shower then lighing up a nice fat blunt an let nature take its course
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#19
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if i werre you i would start by taking a gasoline shower then lighing up a nice fat blunt an let nature take its course


yep sounds like a plan
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#20
LOL that's awesome.

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#23
jack off jill! you took his dog..i can't believe you...and why din you go with my rocket plan?!
#25
Should we kill his wife?
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#28
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link to source material please?

Are you kidding me? Are you really too lazy to scroll down?

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=689780
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#29
\sauce?
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#30
pretty clever haha
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#31
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...my neighbors name is jack off jill? poor thing..i don't feel so bad now about my dog

I'm sure his name really isn't that. but he could use it on a forum perhaps.
#32
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I'm sure his name really isn't that. but he could use it on a forum perhaps.

What kind of loser would use Jack off Jill as a user name on a forum?
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#33
Quote by fake_fender
Wait a minute, are you Jack off Jill's arse hat neighbours that hes been going on about!?

EDIT: oh, i get it...