#1
have u guys seen the show called "metalocalypse" and if so, do u think its as funny as i do? and also, who is the band that plays them???
#3
woot awesome show
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#4
Brendan Small does all the guitar parts, bass parts and vocals (apparently) and Gene Hoglan (Strapping Young Lad/Dark Angel) does the drumming.
Brendan's also the writer for the programme!

Dethklok > most metal.
#7
I love Dr. Rockso
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#11
Metalocalypse = Best show on TV.

Detklok > Metal

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#12
Its my favorite show. Brandon Small is now my second favorite guitar player. The album is epic too.

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#13
Check the metal forum.
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#15
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I love Dr. Rockso

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If only they sold the DVD in this country I wouldn't have to be such a pirate.
#16
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Brendan Small does all the guitar parts, bass parts and vocals (apparently) and Gene Hoglan (Strapping Young Lad/Dark Angel) does the drumming.
Brendan's also the writer for the programme!

Dethklok > most metal.


Wow, I didn't know he did all three. (Guitar, bass, and vocals, that is)
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Quote by PabloGilberto
Brendan Small does all the guitar parts, bass parts and vocals (apparently) and Gene Hoglan (Strapping Young Lad/Dark Angel) does the drumming.
Brendan's also the writer for the programme!

Dethklok > most metal.


Often times, he'll invite other musicians to play parts as other various characters. Like King Diamond!!! And George Fischer!!!
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#19
whhops sorry about the dethklok metal thread
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#21
I love this show, so much. I think of all my metalhead friends when I watch it and make comparisons. XD!
#22
Skwisgaar- By the way Toki, what was up with your guitar sound tonights?

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#23
"We are here to make coffee Metal.
We are here to make Everything Metal.
Blacker than the Blackest Black times infinity"
Nathan Explosion.

the show is actually amazing beyond all fathomable reason.
#24
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anyone know where i can watch metalocalypse for free youtube style? youtube dosent have any


Indeed, I'd like to know as well since I'm not a resident of the US nor do I have cable.
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anyone know where i can watch metalocalypse for free youtube style? youtube dosent have any


Download the torrents, i've got all of season 1 on the go at the minute.
#27
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Download the torrents, i've got all of season 1 on the go at the minute.

thats not possible in my situation any place where i can stream it aside from adult swim? AS seems to confusing and I dont think most of them are there.
#28
yes, dethklok pwns, but i'm guessing 40% of serious guitarists here are better than dethklok's. They are not all too impressive
#30
awesome show. i love it.

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#31
You can watch it on Virgin On Demand if you have Virgin cable. But yeah, torrentz 4 teh win.
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