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#2
ARGUMENT FROM ASSUMPTION
(1) God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.


Damn, you can't get around that one.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#4
MORAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
(2) That all changed once I became religious.
(3) Therefore, God exists.


haha that made me laugh
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#5
Damn, I have a certain amount of faith, but this is seriously lame. I don't know why they find the need to try and prove their beliefs to people who won't be swayed. The same thing goes for all the radical athiest turds like Richard Dawkins who forces his reason on people with some sort of faith. And it's also like the fundamentalist Muslims who think that Sharia Law can and will work in Britain. All this is just wasted effort.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#6
i really can't stand these arguments

ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

says it all really
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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#7
I read some more, that is some funny ****, it all seems so simple and juvenile. Just so much wasted effort into deepening their loss of credibility.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#8
"Okay, I don't pretend to be as intelligent as you guys — you're obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if you'll just ask him into your life."

That's fine, why, why doesn't he just leave it at that. *clenches fists in anger*
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#10
Quote by Pingis_Or_Death
Are they serious? It's just so stupid I can't believe they are serious...



Most of them are pretty funny. I like.
#11
ARGUMENT FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD:

(1) The basis for all religions is based on the study of the stars.
(2) Somebody put those stars there.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

Noteworthy: Man cannot create something out of nothing (i.e.- pre-existing elements must be transposed to create anything). So if man cannot create something out of nothing, but man is the image of God, does that mean God cannot create something out of nothing aswell?
#13
ARGUMENT FROM ARGUMENTATION
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist's counterargument]
(3) Yes he does.
(4) [Atheist's counterargument]
(5) Yes he does!
(6) [Atheist's counterargument]
(7) YES HE DOES!!!
(8) [Atheist gives up and goes home.]
(9) Therefore, God exists.

These are freaking hilarious

ARGUMENT FROM EXHAUSTION (abridged)
(1) Do you agree with the utterly trivial proposition X?
(2) Atheist: of course.
(3) How about the slightly modified proposition X'?
(4) Atheist: Um, no, not really.
(5) Good. Since we agree, how about Y? Is that true?
(6) Atheist: No! And I didn't agree with X'!
(7) With the truths of these clearly established, surely you agree that Z is true as well?
(8) Atheist: No. So far I have only agreed with X! Where is this going, anyway?
(9) I'm glad we all agree.....
....
(37) So now we have used propositions X, X', Y, Y', Z, Z', P, P', Q and Q' to arrive at the obviously valid point R. Agreed?
(38) Atheist: Like I said, so far I've only agreed with X. Where is this going?
....
(81) So we now conclude from this that propositions L'', L''' and J'' are true. Agreed?
(82) I HAVEN'T AGREED WITH ANYTHING YOU'VE SAID SINCE X! WHERE IS THIS GOING?
....
(177) ...and it follows that proposition HRV, SHQ'' and BTU' are all obviously valid. Agreed?
(178) [Atheist either faints from overwork or leaves in disgust.]
(179) Therefore, God exists.
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#14
I was afraid this was serious at first, but I'm pretty sure it's meant to be some kind of joke :p
I'm a communist. Really.
#15
ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS
(1) God exists.
(2) I don't give a crap whether you believe it or not; I have better things to do than to try to convince you morons.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

I can accept this type of christian.

I may not agree with them, but at least they're not trying to force their beliefs on me.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
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Quote by Minkaro
"ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists."





"#ARGUMENT FROM META-SMUGNESS
(1) Fuck you.
(2) Therefore, God exists."
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#20
Quote by Crossover00
God is love, love is blind, Ray Charles is Blind, therefore, Ray Charles is God


Ray Charles is God!? It all makes sense now.
#21
Quote by PatchworkMan
Web sites like that make me sick. Where are all the smart Christians?


Oh, right, they have lives and they're too busy to be making stupid websites.


check the URL.

GODLESSgeeks.com
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Quote by element4433
Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
#22
ARGUMENT FROM ECONOMY
(1) God exists, you bastards!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
my personal fav.
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#23
I hate websites like that. I don't make arguments like that, nor do most Christians I know.
Death to Ovation haters!
#24
Quote by Pingis_Or_Death
Are they serious? It's just so stupid I can't believe they are serious...

The website is called Godless Geeks.

You still think they're serious..?


n00b.


BTW, this one is my favourite:

DORE'S ARGUMENT
(1) I forgot to take my meds.
(2) Therefore, I AM CHRIST!!
(3) Therefore, God exists.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#25
Quote by Crossover00
God is love, love is blind, Ray Charles is Blind, therefore, Ray Charles is God


That reminds me of something I heard.
It's so racially demeaning though.

Anyway, my friend told me, "Ray Charles isn't going to heaven, cause he's black."

That boy is in need of intervention.
"The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us."
#26
Quote by freddaahh
I read some more, that is some funny ****, it all seems so simple and juvenile. Just so much wasted effort into deepening their loss of credibility.



wow, are you stupid?

it's a JOKE page.

these people are being FACETIOUS, to point out that lots of arguments FOR the existence of god are actually just retarded.

if you don't believe me, read the URL again:

www.godlessgeeks.com

godless. ie, without a god. ie, atheist. wow. hard to take in, isn't it?


edit: some of those arguments are philosophically viable, like the teleological argument, ontological argument and cosmological argument. but they're full of holes nevertheless, and work both ways. so everything is just as inconclusive as before.
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#27
Quote by PatchworkMan
I hate websites like that. I don't make arguments like that, nor do most Christians I know.

I've certainly heard these before, at least:

TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I), a.k.a. DESIGN ARGUMENT
(1) Check out the world/universe/giraffe. Isn't it complex?
(2) Only God could have made them so complex.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful?
(2) Only God could have made them so beautiful.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
#28
MODAL ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
(1) God is either necessary or unnecessary.
(2) God is not unnecessary, therefore God must be necessary.
(3) Therefore, God exists.


This one just made me laugh.
#29
ARGUMENT FROM THE X-FILES
(1) The truth is out there.
(2) God is the truth.
(3) Ergo, God is out there.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

El-Danny

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#31
Quote by That website
# ARGUMENT FROM BLATANT CHEATING
(1) The following statement is true.
(2) The preceding statement is false.
(3) While you're puzzling that one out, I'm going to run around and tell everyone that you said God exists!
(4) Therefore, God exists.



Ah the tricky bastards.
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#32
ARGUMENT FROM INVISIBILITY
(1) God is invisible.
(2) I can't see God.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

hahaha
#33
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']The website is called Godless Geeks.

You still think they're serious..?


n00b.
Yeah well I kind of started to doubt that it was real after my post, but I couldn't arse myself to edit it.
#34
Quote by Pingis_Or_Death
Yeah well I kind of started to doubt that it was real after my post, but I couldn't arse myself to edit it.


but you did arse yourself do edit that post
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#35
ARGUMENT FROM BATHROOM
(1) I have to pee.
(2) Our bodies are perfectly designed so that we can do this.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#36
# ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

This is my favourite
#37
Quote by Crossover00
God is love, love is blind, Ray Charles is Blind, therefore, Ray Charles is God



haha
#38
Quote by Mister.Y
ARGUMENT FROM ASSUMPTION
(1) God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.


Damn, you can't get around that one.


No shit Sherlock