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I have always wondered about which animal would be the most superior in a fight one-on-one.
So I’ve made this thread out of curiosity of what you people think would win;

Lion Vs Tiger - I think Tiger is by far the ‘King of The Jungle’ and that Lion’s are lazy and stupid but still a good challenge. Tiger would win.
Polar Bear Vs Gorilla - Gorilla’s receive too much credit for being dominant and the Polar bear would knock that out of the Gorilla with its razor sharp claws and brutal jaws. Polar Bear would win.
Crocodile Vs Hippopotamus - Hippo’s are fat with big teeth and aren’t as agile enough to beat a crocodile that’s 7 meters long. Crocodile would win.
Gorilla Vs Crocodile - A bit like ‘King Kong Vs Godzilla’ (and we know who’d win that).Once a crocodile grips the gorilla with it’s massive jaws the gorilla would be a limb down and injured enough for the Crocodile to take advantage. Crocodile would win.
Great White Shark Vs Killer Whale - Great White’s are very powerful fish but they usually don’t even try to kill a massive mammal such as a killer whale because the killer whale would eat it whole. Killer Whale would win.

So who’d you think would win? Or any other suggestions I’ve missed out.
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Crocodile Vs Hippopotamus - Hippo’s are fat with big teeth and aren’t as agile enough to beat a crocodile that’s 7 meters long. Crocodile would win.

So who’d you think would win? Or any other suggestions I’ve missed out.



hippopotamus are also some of the most deadly creatures...

they are seriously hardcore, oh and crocodiles arent agile at all... thats why we can wrangle them so easily. i am fairly sure hippo would win.
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"hippopotamus are also some of the most deadly creatures...

they are seriously hardcore, oh and crocodiles arent agile at all... thats why we can wrangle them so easily. i am fairly sure hippo would win."

I've puched through lots of hippo skulls with my bare hands, what do you think a crocodile would do to it?
#10
elephant versus anything smaller.

the elephant would win.

it just can't lose when it can flatten anything that challenges it.

on that same principal, godzilla versus poodle. who would win? godzilla, of course.

unless he was allergic to poodle fluff.

damn
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elephant versus anything smaller.

the elephant would win.

it just can't lose when it can flatten anything that challenges it.

on that same principal, godzilla versus poodle. who would win? godzilla, of course.

unless he was allergic to poodle fluff.

damn


A Rhinoceros could beat an elephant I think.
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I think you're underestimatingthe intelligence of gorillas. Also, King Kong has beaten Godzilla before, ages ago in some film or anoher. The point is, gorillas rule.
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A Rhinoceros could beat an elephant I think.



rhinos pass out from over exertion. they literally have a heart attack and die. it would take too long to kill the elephant; it would die first

elephants = win.

if you attached some bullet proof armour and sharpened his tusks and teeth, an elephant could pwn lots of things. elephants have teeth the size of bricks


i read that on a plaque at the zoo by the elephant enclosure
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I think you're underestimatingthe intelligence of gorillas. Also, King Kong has beaten Godzilla before, ages ago in some film or anoher. The point is, gorillas rule.


have you seen the Godzilla film were Godizilla stands on buildings and eats houses compared to King Kong stuggling to fight off 2 reptiles, not to mention his lazer eyes and massive claws, King kong is an over-grown Ape, yeah sure he's intelligent but fighting Godzilla is like a 4 year-old to fighting a Crocodile.
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Why are lions also known as "king of the jungle?" It is the most retarded nickname ever cos lions don't live in or anywhere near jungle. They may as call an elephant "master of the oceans" or my arse "George W. Bush." God knows my arse has a higher IQ
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Why are lions also known as "king of the jungle?" It is the most retarded nickname ever cos lions don't live in or anywhere near jungle. They may as call an elephant "master of the oceans" or my arse "George W. Bush." God knows my arse has a higher IQ

You really stretched for that joke, didn't you?
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I've puched through lots of hippo skulls with my bare hands, what do you think a crocodile would do to it?


...what in the hell?

you punch hippo's?

been smoking pot lately?
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...what in the hell?

you punch hippo's?

been smoking pot lately?

No, i smoke spinach.
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a tiger will beat the lion cause it can stand on its back legs and swing 2 paws but a lion can only swing one at a time
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Snake Vs Tarantula.


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Snake..


snake?


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[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Snake Vs Tarantula.


Oh...and I have to say this..


Snake..


snake?


SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!?!?!!?!!!
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You'd be surprised.
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I have always wondered about which animal would be the most superior in a fight one-on-one.
So I’ve made this thread out of curiosity of what you people think would win;

Lion Vs Tiger - I think Tiger is by far the ‘King of The Jungle’ and that Lion’s are lazy and stupid but still a good challenge. Tiger would win.
Polar Bear Vs Gorilla - Gorilla’s receive too much credit for being dominant and the Polar bear would knock that out of the Gorilla with its razor sharp claws and brutal jaws. Polar Bear would win.
Crocodile Vs Hippopotamus - Hippo’s are fat with big teeth and aren’t as agile enough to beat a crocodile that’s 7 meters long. Crocodile would win.
Gorilla Vs Crocodile - A bit like ‘King Kong Vs Godzilla’ (and we know who’d win that).Once a crocodile grips the gorilla with it’s massive jaws the gorilla would be a limb down and injured enough for the Crocodile to take advantage. Crocodile would win.
Great White Shark Vs Killer Whale - Great White’s are very powerful fish but they usually don’t even try to kill a massive mammal such as a killer whale because the killer whale would eat it whole. Killer Whale would win.

So who’d you think would win? Or any other suggestions I’ve missed out.


Killer whales have been knows to kill and eat Great White sharks but they only ever attack in groups so I dunno I reckon the shark might have a chance 1 v 1. I'd also say you can never be sure of a croc in any of these. Yes if it sinks its teeth in it can pretty much kill anything but I reckon more often than not the gorilla would catch it with superior speed and agility.
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What about a Bear vs. (insert anything here because bears are godless killing machines and can maul anythings face off in a single swipe)?

I think the bear would win that fight.
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lol wut pear owns all. end of debate

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lol wut pear owns all. end of debate


BIG mistake.

Could a killer whale really eat a Great White in one go? I would've thought a Blue Whale would be able to do that. However, I'm no expert on marine biology.
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BIG mistake.

Could a killer whale really eat a Great White in one go? I would've thought a Blue Whale would be able to do that. However, I'm no expert on marine biology.


No it couldn't. Orcas ALWAYS attack in groups and even with this in mind cases of groups attacking and eating Great Whites are extremely rare.

Usually they don't eat anything bigger small whales and dolphins I don't think.
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What about a Bear vs. (insert anything here because bears are godless killing machines and can maul anythings face off in a single swipe)?

I think the bear would win that fight.

Yeah I put that's why I said it would win a gorilla.