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#1
Grrrr. It's 5am in the morning and I'm obviously not in bed. I'm sharing a house at the moment with a couple of mates because their mum had gone away on holidays for a few weeks.

Anyway, EVERYONE in the house is completely dead. Been partying and mucking about all week and we all want some well deserved shut-eye. All except for these two stupid preppie girls who have been up ALL FECKING NIGHT playing Guitar Hero at full-blast. Everytime someone gets up and turns it down, they just crank it up again. Same damn songs over and over again. If I hear Shout at the Devil one more time, I'll cry.

What makes it worse is that one of my mates starts work at 9 today, and two others are sick as dogs with the flu and really need all the sleep they can get.


So...anybody got any suggestions/punishments for these dumb b1tches?
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#3
Wow... how difficult is it to tell someone to lower the volume? If they won't listen, be a man and dropkick the TV. Then the playstation and their dog. For good measure.
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#5
Slap them hard. Then say it was drugs/booze/hormones that made you do it.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#6
Quote by Slinov
1. cucumber

2. vaseline

3. chloroform + rohypnol

4.???

5.profic and pics

I whole heartedly agree with this.
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#7
Quote by Kensai
Wow... how difficult is it to tell someone to lower the volume? If they won't listen, be a man and dropkick the TV. Then the playstation and their dog. For good measure.


Problem is it's not my TV or Playstation. Or theirs for that matter, just my friend whose house it is. They're just ignorant. They keep turning it back up.

Grrr. Also realised how much these two smacktards have trashed the house. They spilled booze all over the carpet and stained it and just thought it was a laugh. It's females like these that give the rest a bad name, seriously.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#8
Quote by Schnitzel_Man
Problem is it's not my TV or Playstation. Or theirs for that matter, just my friend whose house it is. They're just ignorant. They keep turning it back up.

Grrr. Also realised how much these two smacktards have trashed the house. They spilled booze all over the carpet and stained it and just thought it was a laugh. It's females like these that give the rest a bad name, seriously.

Why didn't you just shut them up by sexing them?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#9
Quote by Schnitzel_Man
Problem is it's not my TV or Playstation. Or theirs for that matter, just my friend whose house it is. They're just ignorant. They keep turning it back up.

Grrr. Also realised how much these two smacktards have trashed the house. They spilled booze all over the carpet and stained it and just thought it was a laugh. It's females like these that give the rest a bad name, seriously.


Tell them like they're the bratty little kids they seem to be. Talk to them like they were kids!

Then spank them.
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#11
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Why didn't you just shut them up by sexing them?

I don't like you...
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#12
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Why didn't you just shut them up by sexing them?


I could, but one is fat. Eats bloody Maccas every day.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#13
For a situation with guaranteed win, just get your dick out.

Either they leave, disgusted = You get some sleep.

Or they stay, elated and horny = You get some.

Edit: Curse you, Jack Off Jill!
#14
Put boot to arse and get them back out on the street where they belong. Job done, you can sleep, they can enjoy their walk home.
#16
Quote by tobysaurus
I don't like you...

Oh wow.. This is so unexpected.

I didn't say to rape them. I said to sex them.

And hey.. wait.. Didn't you just agree with the guy who suggested roofies and cucumbers?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#18
Quote by Schnitzel_Man
I could, but one is fat. Eats bloody Maccas every day.

What the hell is a Macca?!?!?
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#20
Quote by Retro Rocker
If you're that tired you'll sleep anyway.
Stop whining.

Being on here won't help anyway.


I've been in bed since 12am moron. Didn't get any sleep...
And I'm on here because there's nothing else to ****ign do.


GTFO if you're just gonna be ignorant. You're as bad as these girls...
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#23
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Oh wow.. This is so unexpected.

I didn't say to rape them. I said to sex them.

And hey.. wait.. Didn't you just agree with the guy who suggested roofies and cucumbers?

Oh no, i apologise, it was nothing to do with that particular post... I just dislike you
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#24
Quote by Jack Off Jill
What the hell is a Macca?!?!?


McDOnalds. Sorry, Aussie lingo.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#25
Quote by tobysaurus
Oh no, i apologise, it was nothing to do with that particular post... I just dislike you


Heh don't worry, I like you.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#27
Oops. :S
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#28
Quote by Schnitzel_Man
I've been in bed since 12am moron. Didn't get any sleep...
And I'm on here because there's nothing else to ****ign do.


GTFO if you're just gonna be ignorant. You're as bad as these girls...

I'm not ignorant.
You feel the need to come on a forum to whine about not getting any sleep at a party.
If you need to get up early, don't go to a party the night before.
And if you're so damn tired go into another room, or actually take the advice given and stop being such a pussy about it.

Your arse is getting mentally handed to you by a fat girl and her annoying freind because you daren't go tell them to shut up.
#29
Quote by tobysaurus
Oh no, i apologise, it was nothing to do with that particular post... I just dislike you

Oh, awesome. I'm going to sig that, if you don't mind.

Oh wow.. They eat McDonald's all the time? Why? It's disgusting.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#30
Pee on them. See what they do about that.
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Racism... against the human race? Sure, go ahead
#31
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Oh, awesome. I'm going to sig that, if you don't mind.

Oh wow.. They eat McDonald's all the time? Why? It's disgusting.

Not at all, infact it would be an honour
Quote by Monolith295
Tobysaurus is one sexy man.

Quote by Kensai
I think I love you Tobysaurus!

Quote by CFH82
God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#32
Quote by Retro Rocker
I'm not ignorant.
You feel the need to come on a forum to whine about not getting any sleep.
If you're so damn tired go into another room, or actually take the advice given and stop being such a pussy about it.

Your arse is getting mentally handed to you by a fat girl and her annoying freind because you daren't go tell them to shut up.


Mmmhmm, I'll just ignore you now. Anybody with an IQ larger than 7 got something to contribute?
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#33
Quote by _Mayday_
For a situation with guaranteed win, just get your dick out.

Either they leave, disgusted = You get some sleep.

Or they stay, elated and horny = You get some.

Edit: Curse you, Jack Off Jill!


Mayday wins.
Quote by sashki
A lot of pros do that: if they play a wrong note, they'll hit it again to make it look as if it's intentional. It's called "jazz", aparently.


Member #12 of the "I play my guitar as high as Tom Morello does" club
#34
Quote by Generalpwnt
Pee on them. See what they do about that.


Not a bad idea. Maybe I should poop instead. The only thing is, I don't want to make a mess in my friends house. I'm trying to look after the place a bit for his mum.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#35
Quote by Schnitzel_Man
Mmmhmm, I'll just ignore you now. Anybody with an IQ larger than 7 got something to contribute?


I contributed.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
JOJ kinda beat me to it but you really should be a man and shag em
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Can I be your adopted parent? I'd love you like a real son.


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#37
Stand in front of the TV and whip it out. Only good can result.
Survivor of the St. John's Lockdown
Quote by SG thrasher

The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

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Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

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#38
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I contributed.

Hehe, wasn't directed at you in any way JoJ.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#39
I've got it worse than you actually, though.. It's my own fault. I haven't been to sleep since 1:30 PM yesterday, and I'm going to work in less than hour for a ten hour shift.

What kinda supplies do I need.. Mini-thins.. coffee... Cocaine..
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#40
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I've got it worse than you actually, though.. It's my own fault. I haven't been to sleep since 1:30 PM yesterday, and I'm going to work in less than hour for a ten hour shift.

What kinda supplies do I need.. Mini-thins.. coffee... Cocaine..


Ouch. Thats gotta suck.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
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