Poll: Patch's Animal Battle 7
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View poll results: Patch's Animal Battle 7
Bighorn Ram
15 18%
Blue Footed Booby
38 45%
Great Hammerhead Shark
16 19%
King Cobra
16 19%
Voters: 85.
#1
Welcome, UGers young and not quite as young, to Patch's Animal Battle, Episode 7! In our last episode, the Blue Footed Booby ousted the long-reigning champion Poison Dart Frog, but can it hold on against new challengers?

Here's how it works:
You will see four animals, each representing one of the four teams: Mammals, Birds, Fish, and Amphibians/Reptiles. You will vote on which animal is the prettiest/coolest/most badass. The winner will move on to face challengers from the other three teams next time. Voters may post arguments in favor of their favorite animal or pics in attempt to sway the vote.

Now, consider carefully:

Representing the Mammal team, the Bighorn Ram!


The returning champion, representing the Bird team, the Blue Footed Booby!


Representing the Fish team, the Great Hammerhead Shark!


Representing the Amphibian/Reptile team, the King Cobra!


Game on! Vote now!

[Scoreboard]
Last Episode: European Lynx 16, Blue Footed Booby 34, Whale Shark 6, Blue Poison Dart Frog 19
Total Scores: Mammals 1, Birds 2, Fish 0, Amphibians/Reptiles 3
Longest Streak: Blue Poison Dart Frog, 3
Death to Ovation haters!
#2
Blue footed booby! He looks badass and probably get all the chicks.
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#4
The Hammerhead. Its a fucking shark and a hammer, IN ONE!!!!
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#6
Quote by Kensai
Blue footed booby! He looks badass and probably get all the chicks.

I see we have quite the comedian with us today, with his puns and manly charisma.

Seriously though, I'm with the shark. That head scares me.
#8
Hooray for boobies
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#9
Cobra!

The shark can't even get on land and fight these...pfft!

This is flawed.
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#13
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Yeah, I've heard that OOO likes them with big... horns.

admit it, you're jealous.
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#17
Blue Footed Booby!


Ata! Ata!
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#18
Quote by PatchworkMan
OMG, the fish might actually win one.

No,since the Blue Footed Booby has the word Booby in it's name and the most awesome blue feet ever,it shall always win.
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#19
That bird is so ****ing awesome.
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#21
Quote by Renka
I see we have quite the comedian with us today, with his puns and manly charisma.

Seriously though, I'm with the shark. That head scares me.




I feel terrible for making that joke

That shark reminds me of kate moss.
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#22
Quote by Kensai


I feel terrible for making that joke

That shark reminds me of kate moss.

I think I was the only one that noticed it though, so it's cool. Until I brought everyone's attention to it!!

And I feel like I know who that is, but I can't picture her before me.
#23
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#24
The shark is at a considerable disadvantage, since it cannot leave the water. Thus, in order to level the playing field, either the other animals should be thrown into the sea, or the shark should have a frickin' laser beam attached to its head, to allow it to fight outwith the sea.
#26
I watched Black Sheep earlier - a waste of time, it had a couple of moments of hilarity but overall it was crap - and that persuaded me that Sheep are in fact the ultimate killing machines.
#27
All for one, and one for the booby! Go booby go!
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#28
Wow, the bird has pulled out ahead again. The other three are running neck and neck.

/bump
Death to Ovation haters!
#29
Write in candidates ftw!

My vote goes to the map turtle!



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#30
Ah, I was wondering when the next one was going to come. Anyway, it's gotta be the hammerhead shark or the cobra...

EDIT: I chose the shark.
#31
Damn the color blue, it happened with the frog and now this bird.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#32
Big horn rams FTW
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#33
There are no write-ins. I'll keep the map turtle in mind for a later episode.
Death to Ovation haters!
#34
Quote by PatchworkMan
There are no write-ins. I'll keep the map turtle in mind for a later episode.


Map Turtle now or no deal.

Actually, i voted for the Ram, as it was losing, and I like to root for the underdog (or, under-ram).
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#36
I voted the hammerhead. Its seven (excellent) senses and awesome hammer-shaped head make it the obvious choice.
#37
how could you possibly NOT vote for the booby? so many things are awesome about it
BASSLINES TO MAKE YOUR CHEST CAVITY SHUDDER.