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#1
Just share stories of your goriest and most painful injuries.

So i guess ill go first.

When i was in 3rd grade i was playing baseball in my back yard and i was being the "catcher." my friend(yes, Rosseta Stoned) who was batting hit the ball and whipped the bat behind him. The aluminum bat unfortunately made contact with my skull giving me a hairline fracture. Knocked me clear out. I was also completely amazed at how much it swelled.

EDIT: if you've got pictures, thatd work too.
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#2
Nearly bitting my tongue off when i fell off some monkey bars at primary school.
#4
splitting open my head when i was 7

i was running around the house and i sliced my head open on the corner of a counter with sharp edges......it was prettty much a volcano of blood outta my head
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#5
well theres a couple that would qualify a rly bad.
1. tripped over a horseshoe stake in the dark while running 11 stiches in my knee
2. fell face first into stairs tore up all my gums almost broke my nose, amazingly my teeth are very straight
3. ran head first into a kid playing football , glasses went straight up into my eye 2 stitches
4. broke four toes so far

those are some of my worst

didnt notice number 1 and 3 until somone told me lol walking around with a 7 inch long 4 inche deep gash in my leg everyone was like "OMFGOSH FTW!!!!"
#6
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Nearly bitting my tongue off when i fell off some monkey bars at primary school.


my dad did that when he was young too.
ehh
#7
I had a pencil go into the roof of my mouth. The top of the eraser to the bottom of the metal holder.

It didn't hurt, just really bloody when I yanked it out.
#8
hahahaha the funny thing is that skaguitarist forgot to mention it was me who hit him. Id have to say my worst was this football season when i took a helmet to the knee, and bruised the femur, fibula, tibula, and ACL. My season was ova, an i feel horrible for letting my team down (i was the starting tight end)
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#11
I havnt had many other injuries apart from nearly bitting my tongue off, maybe when i went running and literally put all my body weight on a twisted ankle. Couldn't walk for weeks. Hurt like sin i almost cried.
#12
broke my upper jaw in a soccer game

bad news: i got 2 and half teeth knocked out

good news: the other guy had teeth marks in his shoulder
#13
broke my collar bone way back when. jumping over trash cans on roller blades.

i believe that is my worst.... but idk...
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#14
When I was eleven or something I got a hockey stick poked in my eye.

I couldn't see for two weeks.
#15
My friend just had a pretty bad one. He was tackling someone and one of his dumbass team mates ran into his arm and it bent the wrong way.
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When I was eleven or something I got a hockey stick poked in my eye.

I couldn't see for two weeks.


I've actually managed to put a hockey stick in a friends eye one time...Wasn't that good for my conscience. Either way, he's dead today...
Nah, he's alive.
#17
other than the head, ive just had a couple broken fingers. worst of which was getting my pinky finger caught between two desks at school. you could feel the seperation in the bone.
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#18
Well, both are hockey related. First wasn't anywhere near as bad.
Well, I was skating behind the net to pick up a loose puck at full speed, and my shin pad had slid off and I banged my knee on the goal post... Doesn't sound that bad, but damn that was a ringer.

Second, I was skating behind the net for a puck again...and my stick rammed into the wall, causing the shaft of my stick to go in right under my rib cage.
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My friend just had a pretty bad one. He was tackling someone and one of his dumbass team mates ran into his arm and it bent the wrong way.


Ouch, ya that happened to this kid in the ER while i was in there. We both sat in the waiting room for 2 hours while they found us rooms. Delnor sucks
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#20
i got four stitches on my forehead.


seriously, im very overprotected. i want to break a bone just to get that experience out of the way.
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#21
Broke my right radius bone down the length (i.e towards the wrist) and mashed my left knee up bad, falling off a trailer. Still loaded the trailer and drove back to the yard, then drove the 20-odd miles home 'cos I thought it was just bruised! 4 months off work, and I couldn't play properly for 6...duuuh.
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I've actually managed to put a hockey stick in a friends eye one time...Wasn't that good for my conscience. Either way, he's dead today...
Nah, he's alive.

Haha. Good for him... and you. Anyway, it was terrible. Even after three months I couldn't go outside without being blinded, even if it was cloudy.
#23
Dislocated elbow
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#25
Shattered my humerous about 3 inches below my shoulder and litterally tore the bicep in half, i cant use my left arm for **** that involves bearing weight on it (im left handed to)
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Just share stories of your goriest and most painful injuries.

So i guess ill go first.

When i was in 3rd grade i was playing baseball in my back yard and i was being the "catcher." my friend(yes, Rosseta Stoned) who was batting hit the ball and whipped the bat behind him. The aluminum bat unfortunately made contact with my skull giving me a hairline fracture. Knocked me clear out. I was also completely amazed at how much it swelled.

EDIT: if you've got pictures, thatd work too.


Catcher sucks I played for 4 years before my leg got ****ed up (unrelated). Broke 3 masks. One was exactly the same thing that happened to you (although without the fracture, luckily.) The two others were foul balls in the face.

Overall worst though would have to be burning the skin off my hands. That kinda hurt.
#28
During football practice, I was running the ball. I go up the middle, and my friend grabs my ankle. So i'm dragging him then most to all the defense takles me on one side.


I broke it and sprained it at the same time.
#29
I broke my left elbow. Spinning around outside, apparently there were dips in the ground. SNAP.
#30
i know a kid who was skateboarding and his board popped up and kit him in the balls. he got stitches on his scrote.


ive never really had any bad injuries. my worst was when my face got pretty messed up after it slammed into some ice after falling from a snow tube when i was like seven.

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#31
i was skating. it was when i first started. i was learning how to 180, i fell, the board came up and hit my in the face, cut me wide open. i was bleeding all the way home. sucked so bad. i got ninja turtle band-aids. i'm too cool for stitches.
#32
I sprained my ankle.....
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#33
Broken Wrist
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#34
I fell off a dirtbike and broke all of the fingers in my left hand(still doesn't move right i kick at bass tho)
My shoulder(extremely loose in all directions it move, pops out evrytime i move it out)
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#35
When I was 15 I impaled myself on my bike handlebars. I was out in the middle of BLM riding down a steep hill while carrying an inflatable chair when I hit a rock. It went in on the left side of my stomach and stopped just under the skin to the left side of my spine. After pulling myself off of my handlebars I had to walk 3 miles back to our house holding my intestines in with my t-shirt.

Other than that, just various illnesses and countless broken bones.

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#36
A broken wrist from skateboarding and I dislocated my knee and tore some ligaments playing basketball about a year and a half ago.
#37
okay my old dog was really vicios (cant spell) and it attacked a cat when it got out of the leash and i tried pulling my dogs jaw open so the cat could get out and my hand got in the CATS mouth.

all my fingers were ripped open... and my dog had to be put down
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#38
The only really bad things I've had happen to me are having a hernia and getting the inside of my thigh burnt on the exhaust pipe of a motorcycle.
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#39
I've broken my nose, collarbone, and fractured something in my hand. Collarbone was by FAR the worst. Bone snapped clear in two, and the half closest to my neck rotated about 90 degrees, leaving the edge of my bone almost poking through my skin. That was about 16 months ago, and it still hasn't fully healed. I was told it was a really bad break, but I never expected it to cause me this much grief at this point in my life. Sure, I can still do just about whatever I want to, but this is what prevents me from playing school football...

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#40
1) Tackle a wall playing football...
2) Wake up after knocking yourself out with a spiral fracture to the right humerous and a dislocated shoulder, leaving your full arm behind your neck in a disgusting position...
3) ??????
4) Profit?
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