#2
is this the new chuck norris?
"Where the Beatles wanted to hold your hand, the Stones wanted to fuck your sister or daughter"

My profile
#5
Iworkatalawfirm:

The new "kind of spam, but don't really merit reporting, joke threads" guy.

The latest in a line of many ...
#8
Everytime Bob maturbates, God spays or neuters a kitten.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#9
Quote by Twist of fate
My grammar school teacher was on the price is right. She slept with Bob the night before so she could win.


i believe it.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...