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#1
so i was at the mall a week ago and i see a group of hot emo chicks. i walk up n ask if they wanna hangout or sumthin and one of them says "we prefer cheese" so they walk away and im standing there in AWE.

i dont think i said anything wrong in any way and im pretty good looking (so the girls say). i just dont get what they said.

what should i NOT say when i approach a girl at the mall?

and if you have any stories in a similar situation, share them here.
#2
It's probably because you said "sumthing."
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#3
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so i was at the mall a week ago and i see a group of hot emo chicks. i walk up n ask if they wanna hangout or sumthin and one of them says "we prefer cheese" so they walk away and im standing there in AWE.

i dont think i said anything wrong in any way and im pretty good looking (so the girls say). i just dont get what they said.

what should i NOT say when i approach a girl at the mall?

and if you have any stories in a similar situation, share them here.

when it comes to girls, the best thing to do is to just give up on trying to understand them.

cant live with 'em, cant live without certain parts of 'em.
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when it comes to girls, the best thing to do is to just give up on trying to understand them.

cant live with 'em, cant live without certain parts of 'em.


lol good call
#5
You should'nt say

"Youll do"

"I have a small penis"

"Usually I don't go for fat chicks, but Im willing to try something new "

"I'm teh Boobeh Monsteh"

"My pubes have Liberty spikes"

"Wanna gang-bang my dog?"
#6
You're supposed to find a common interest, something for you guys to connect about.

So if they say "we prefer cheese," say "I'm a cheese man myself. My favorite's cheddar. What's yours?"

Thus, a conversation will be struck up.
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You're supposed to find a common interest, something for you guys to connect about.

So if they say "we prefer cheese," say "I'm a cheese man myself. My favorite's cheddar. What's yours?"

Thus, a conversation will be struck up.

or, he could have said "cheese? you mean that stuff your azz looks like?"
#10
well when i was in dc there were some of the hottest chicks ive ever seen, and they were flirting with me and my drummer. but we had to catch a bus to the airport =[

damn timing... i wouldve gotten some nice tongue outta that...
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#12
i dont understand the concept of emo chicks preferring cheese over you, then just walking away. If i was in your position, i would cry because of the randomness of it.
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There is no such thing


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#15
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There is no such thing


actually a lot of emo chicks are like as hot as you can get...

but then theres the really fat annoying ones.

it balances out i guess...
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#16
+1 to starting a convo on cheese. Either it'll make you interesting a sexworthy, or it'll make them look like the idiots (which being emo, they've already accomplished).
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#17
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You should'nt say

"Youll do"

"I have a small penis"

"Usually I don't go for fat chicks, but Im willing to try something new "

"I'm teh Boobeh Monsteh"

"My pubes have Liberty spikes"

"Wanna gang-bang my dog?"



thats what ive been doing wrong all these years.................
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
#18
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i dont understand the concept of emo chicks preferring cheese over you, then just walking away. If i was in your position, i would cry because of the randomness of it.


haha.... this whole tread lol-s me.
i understand where you get the hot emo chick thing there man.
but this seems so random that it was most likely made up.
#20
There reason why the sublect of cheese came up is because its emo people

Thats what they do, say random stuff to be funny
they thy way too hard to have that weird random humor that gets really annoying really fast
#21
oh and TS, pics or it never happened =P
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#23
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Is it? There's nothing wrong with the scene/emo look on girls. Guys on the other hand.....
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Condemned by what you condemned before
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#24
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when it comes to girls, the best thing to do is to just give up on trying to understand them.

Girls, especially teenagers, are the most predictable beings on the planet.
#25
**** emo kids... they have nothing to offer. no brains, no personality, and they sure as **** wont give you their pussy


+1
#26
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**** emo kids... they have nothing to offer. no brains, no personality, and they sure as **** wont give you their pussy


i wouldnt say that...

in the past year ive been offered by at least 4 reeeeaaaallllyyyy hott emo chicks. unforunately theyve all been when i was outta town so i couldnt get the chance
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#27
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Is it? There's nothing wrong with the scene/emo look on girls. Guys on the other hand.....

Meh, it's all about personal preference. I'd rather a woman wear no makeup and just let her hair down than slap some makeup on with a paintbrush and fry their hair with all that coloring and styling. But that's just me. If the whole scene's your thing, have at it.
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Girls, especially teenagers, are the most predictable beings on the planet.



Dude...

#29
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Dude...


You must be the guy who lets girls put makeup on you, thinking it will somehow impress them.

But really, if you don't get girls, I pitty, and laugh greatly at you.
#30
well...there was this other time i hooked up with some scene chick and after havin a few makeout sessions i was about to go down on her but she stopped me and like DEMANDED that she see my ass before we go any further. it creeped me the hell out and she kept asking to see it and it was like WTF so i left the room...

anyone care to explain that one?
#32
How about you make your own friends and don't bother the poor emo girls hanging around outside Hot Topic? Eh pumpkin?
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#33
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well...there was this other time i hooked up with some scene chick and after havin a few makeout sessions i was about to go down on her but she stopped me and like DEMANDED that she see my ass before we go any further. it creeped me the hell out and she kept asking to see it and it was like WTF so i left the room...

anyone care to explain that one?


Give and take bro. Did you moon her or what??
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#34
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You must be the guy who lets girls put makeup on you, thinking it will somehow impress them.

But really, if you don't get girls, I pitty, and laugh greatly at you.


Dude, of course guys can get girls.
But guys don't know girls. They don't know what they think, how hey think, or when they think (lolz).

And if a guy thinks he knows what a girl thinks, then my friend a sequal to the 40 Year Old Virgin will be in production.
#35
Give and take bro. Did you moon her or what??


nah dude. i wouldnt let her see it after How she demanded it. she like yelled it out in one of those military tone of voice. scary as hell. i think she has some ass fetish too
#36
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nah dude. i wouldnt let her see it after How she demanded it. she like yelled it out in one of those military tone of voice. scary as hell. i think she has some ass fetish too

Hand over your testicles.
#37
It's simple to know girls and know how they think. For starters, they are simple. hah
Luckily I haven't been called to my knowledge lately since the highschool era.
But anyways, the key to understanding a girl is listening to what they say. They never say something directly, they always imply. Meaning the guy must be aware and able to basically decipher what she is gabbing on about. I can't remember how many times I've had to decipher conversations between a guy who had a crush on the girl he was talking to. Needless to say, they would end up with the girl.
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It's simple to know girls and know how they think. For starters, they are simple. hah
Luckily I haven't been called to my knowledge lately since the highschool era.
But anyways, the key to understanding a girl is listening to what they say. They never say something directly, they always imply. Meaning the guy must be aware and able to basically decipher what she is gabbing on about. I can't remember how many times I've had to decipher conversations between a guy who had a crush on the girl he was talking to. Needless to say, they would end up with the girl.


Say, a girl says she's hungry but she doesn't want to goto McDonalds.

What do you do?


Tough one isn't it?
#39
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You should've said "Howdy"

or

"Hola, Guapa" In a sexy accent.

hello handsome?
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#40
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Say, a girl says she's hungry but she doesn't want to goto McDonalds.

What do you do?


Tough one isn't it?

If you are actually trying to go out with the girl, offer to take her to a restaurant, a nice sit down meal. Girls aren't impressed by a date at McDonalds.

But, if you're trying to be some smart ass and by hungry means she wants to have mad passionate sex at your place. hahah
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