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Basically people, just post whatever you've squeezed your weasel to that you're most embarassed about

Mine would be Courtney Love...

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I did a forward roll into a backflip, caught the les paul and blasted out a face melting version of stairway to intimidate this mentally retarted kid on life support in a wheelchair that was trying to play it through an MG. What a loser.
*snickers* "squeeze your weasel"
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Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
id say my guitar but i dont think thats embarassing

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TO THE TS's mom... I'm just jerking you

I would have to say....a fat chick....cause there was nothing on...
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My own ass.

I bet nobody gets that reference. hah.

(And no I DID NOT masturbate to my own ass )

^^ LOL great stuff

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A girl painted like a mudkip.

EDIT: They had paint on them, is that not good enough for you people?
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Last edited by clincher09 at Oct 13, 2007,
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Dude, theres nipples. Get rid of it or risk being b&

Yeah get rid of it...I'm afraid it might be too late....still that's way better than Bob Barker.
Well. I have sick fetishes. I would have to say the worst would probably be hentai. That **** is ****ed. Umm... shemale? blah, didnt know it till **** got heavy ya know. Many youtube videos of chicks shakin there ass...

I am going to hell.
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A girl painted like a mudkip.

EDIT: They had paint on them, is that not good enough for you people?

We're lookin' out for you dude, if you wan't to be banned then that's cool with me, you can post all the porn you want, I personaly don't have a problem with it.
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I jacked it to Sodom - Body Parts. I kept in sync with the drumming too. Damn I was sore after the double bass kicked in!
I've had Alzheimer's Disease for as long as I can remember.

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Pleasure2kill, you are a genius!
Dammit. You dudes stole the mama joke! It'd be funny if someone said 2 girls 1 cup.

My most embarassing thing would be my friend's mom.
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Mission, from Knights of the old republic, i was 13 at the time

EDIT: Anyone who hasn't played that game, it's a starwars game and she's an alien. A t'weilek and shes blue. Like mudkip girl at the top there. So you can equip all your characters with armour/clothes and whatnot. Yeah, you can also take 'em off too.
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I'm so ashamed of myself.
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I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
okay, so i was home alone, and decided i'd have a wank to something on t.v. .. started flipping the channels, nothing fappable, but i mean NOTHING.. i started getting worried.. fliping the channels, and then i came about.... the disney channel... oh ****... it was that show with the twins that has a hot chinease chick and a blond bitch thats hot as well.. good enough =]
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Avril Levine...

Wait a minute...........

Seriosly one of those tribal shows on the Discovery channel about tribes and the girls who run around topless.
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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
Haha, I know people on here in person, so I can't say .

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Weird angles you can find in video games of female characters' undergarments. Kingdom Hearts, for example, is notorious for this. Half the time, you don't even know what you're looking at.
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