#1
im too young to get a job,due to everyone in my town needing no help with anything i can't work for anyone. any help?
#3
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
mow lawns? walk dogs? sell your young, innocent body into prostitution?


read the sentence after the comma, and hell no am i doing it with some fat loner
#4
Quote by Slacker996
im too young to get a job,due to everyone in my town needing no help with anything i can't work for anyone. any help?

Other than selling old **** you don't need, you don't have many options.
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#5
wrong forum

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#6
moved.

play nice
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#8
^it's considerably less funny when you post it in every thread you possibly can.

not that it's all that funny to start with.
#9
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
^it's considerably less funny when you post it in every thread you possibly can.

not that it's all that funny to start with.

#10
save your lunch money and any money you get for birthdays/christmas(hanakauh) ask parents for jobs around the house, sell old ****
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#11
prostitution.
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#12
Quote by guitar guy 6006
save your lunch money and any money you get for birthdays/christmas(hanakauh) ask parents for jobs around the house, sell old ****


nice advice
#14
Ask everyone you can for one dollar. Sooner or later you'll have $600!
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#15
sell personalized tarot readings on ebay then go to the free tarot reading sites to get the readings that you will be selling to these dupes...makes lots of fake credentials for yourself like golden dawn membership,being a member of the thelemic order etc.crowley would be proud
#16
eBay scam, take multiple pictures of a Gibson Les Paul (not net pics), and put them up. Start the offers at 600, and watch those suckers out bid each other. When you got a good $1700 or more, get your money, and don't look back.

Of course, your morals might prevent you from doing so, but take it into consideration.
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#17
Buy something at Play.com

Tell them you didn't recieve it

They'll send you another

Sell them both on eBay

?????

Profit
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Quote by filthandfury
Buy something at Play.com

Tell them you didn't recieve it

They'll send you another

Sell them both on eBay

?????

Profit


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#20
Wow I've been sigged by guitar guy 6006 yay

Slacker996 why don't you ask your parents if any of their friends need odd jobs done. Mowing lawns, cleaning etc.
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#22
Quote by lushacrous
Ask everyone you can for one dollar. Sooner or later you'll have $600!


You're a genius

I actually love you now

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