#1
Unite!

Anybody ever shoplifted anything? I never have.
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#2
So why did you then create a group for shoplifters when you cant be a part of it?
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#3
I accidentally stole a golf ball from a mini-golf course.

Long story...
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#5
I never have, but I have friends who do. they slyly grab a candy bar or something, take the wrapper off in the bathroom, and walk out.
#6
Well, when I want somethin and I don't wanna pay for it, I just walk right .. through the door. Walk right through the door.
#7
I remember lookin at some candy bar and then while i was lookin at it my mom called me and i put it in my pocket w/out noticing and didn't get caught.
By the time i got i home i was like "Wtf in my pocket" so i took it out and found the same candy bar.
I unconsciously steal things.
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#9
I use to work at a grocery store and you could take anything you wanted when the store detective was on break.
#11
Never shoplifted anything. I did snea a free ride on the train a short while ago tho.
#12
yeah, i steal M&M's daily on a nearby store, but i think the dude knows, cuz everytime i go in, he says the slogan of teh candy.

oh, and i stole the Master of Puppets cd from Walmart. I hope lars doesnt sue me
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#13
Well I never buy toilet paper, I steal it from MacDonals's bathroom lol Saved me enough to buy my guitar
#15
I regularly steal like 10$ worth of chocolate & whatnot from supermarkets, you have to buy something not to seem suspicious though, so I buy like, some azn drink for a dollar


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#16
Jeez how brazen. If I ever catch people shoplifting from our shop I break their hands. Well, they get battered first as a warning. Always good fun! And yeah, if you ain't a shoplifter, why are you trying to get them all to unite under your name bud?
#18
not usually but on some small stuff i'll use the five-finger discount
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#19
did back in the ole junior high days. come to think of it, i made a really bad thread bitching about getting caught..
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#20
I enjoy stealing things I know I'll never use...EVER. Like chapstick, Pokemon socks, and condoms.
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#21
Only candy, pencils, those small things.
& I think I have stolen a Disney Magazine once, unintentionally...
#22
no, but at the wal-mart near my house they have a place to push your cart inside, and it goes into the arcade where people would grab your cart and take it into the store. My friends would just take stuff and duck under it and...well...never got caught...all 10+ times.

And that's why my friends always have to give me gum they steal, so I don't rat em out (not that I would anyways)
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no, but at the wal-mart near my house they have a place to push your cart inside, and it goes into the arcade where people would grab your cart and take it into the store. My friends would just take stuff and duck under it and...well...never got caught...all 10+ times.

Dude that reminds me that today, when outside of Target as a cart attendant, I saw that someone forgot that they bought a whole case of beer and left it in their cart when they left. That is the definition of God testing you
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#26
One Halloween, I arrived at a house where there was a basket of candy and a sign which said "please take one". I felt really naughty that day, so I took TWO pieces of candy. That's right TWO pieces instead of ONE. I felt so bad the rest of the way home
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One Halloween, I arrived at a house where there was a basket of candy and a sign which said "please take one". I felt really naughty that day, so I took TWO pieces of candy. That's right TWO pieces instead of ONE. I felt so bad the rest of the way home

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anyways i havent stolen anything
#29
This is probably the fourth thread in the pit I've seen related to a Smiths song.

There was "Big Mouth Strikes Again"
"Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me"
Then this.


Okay wait a minute...
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#30
hmmm, I wonder where the inspiration for this thread came from...
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#31
ya put your candy inside a slurpee cup then fill it up with slurpee and buy the slurpee. you get like half a cup of slurpee and like ten bucks worth of other ****
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hmmm, I wonder where the inspiration for this thread came from...


His desire for people to confess their sins to Jesus before the apocolypse.
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His desire for people to confess their sins to Jesus before the apocolypse.




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