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#1
There's this one guy I know
Last year he a Metallica freak..

He'd tell anyone who'd listen all these nerdy metallica facts
he's told a couple of jocks EXACTLY how Cliff Burton died
like he had some much detail you'd think he was ****ing there

it was really ****ing funny
but so annoying at the same time
#2
Wow, that's impressive. I only know a guy that insists that every Metallica album is f'ing awesome, including St. Anger. Obviously, he's not tr00 metal!

Disclaimer: I don't like Metallica.
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#3
Now i love metallica, but i'm not like that
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#4
I'm kind of becoming that friend >.>

Although I've been more into the Offspring recently
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#5
A guy I know thought he was. Then I found out he only heard St. Anger and Master of Puppets.
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#7
I know someone who recently watched the nothing else matters video five times in one day.
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#8
omfg. my friend Will. he only went into music last year. and now he think's he's like Metallica's biggest fan. annoys me when he always blags on about them with facts which he obviously got off wikipedia (yes, i searched them couple of yesars ago). . annoying as hell.
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#9
i wear my puppets shirt or justice one each week, does that count?
#10
Dear sweet zombie Jesus yes I do.

He's the kind of "guy" that thinks having "Hail Satan" in your lyrics book means you're "hardcore" and "br00tal".

It's kindof funny, but he also gets sorta creepy at times.

He also completely denies Metallica ever having had mullets.

So I like to piss him off by telling him his heroes liked "parties in the back".


Good times.
#11
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Wow, that's impressive. I only know a guy that insists that every Metallica album is f'ing awesome, including St. Anger. Obviously, he's not tr00 metal!

Disclaimer: I don't like Metallica.



i dont get this.. St Anger is good.. ok so they changed their sound.. Who Gives A ****? i mean thats what bands do. You guys think " Oh Kill em All was so good and all the way to ...And Justice For All, but the rest sucks"

just because they changed the sound, doesnt mean they are totally different, they didnt drop all the older songs and only play the new ones. you guys think people who like metallica for all CDs arent True metal, but the people who only like the old crap.. arent true metal.
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#12
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i dont get this.. St Anger is good.. ok so they changed their sound.. Who Gives A ****? i mean thats what bands do. You guys think " Oh Kill em All was so good and all the way to ...And Justice For All, but the rest sucks"

just because they changed the sound, doesnt mean they are totally different, they didnt drop all the older songs and only play the new ones. you guys think people who like metallica for all CDs arent True metal, but the people who only like the old crap.. arent true metal.

I knew this was coming.
#13
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i wear my puppets shirt or justice one each week, does that count?


no dude theres nothing wrong with that

it's just basically like if you:

never shut the **** up about the band, then you're one
#14
Same here, i know one who is like obsessed, and believes other bands do not match up to Metallica. I do like Metallica, but im moving on to more Iron Maiden and that stuff, and he gives me a queer eye saying they suck. Fruck, Metallica's albums today blow cawk. Its damn annoying to see him play master of puppets in guitar shops, and play nothing else matters saying its a classic song. hell, all our band plays is like Metallica, and we dont even have a vocal (preety hard to get) . Im quiting that ****
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#15
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St Anger is good..

Nope. Some Kind of Monster and Lars' annoying Napster feud didn't exactly garner my respect either.

And yes, my former guitar teacher was like that. He actually went on stage and played Enter Sandman...by himself, cause no one else would play it. It was hilarious. I also saw him wear leather pants with a Master of Puppets shirt once. I felt kinda bad for him.
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#16
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Nope. Some Kind of Monster and Lars' annoying Napster feud didn't exactly garner my respect either.

And yes, my former guitar teacher was like that. He actually went on stage and played Enter Sandman...by himself, cause no one else would play it. It was hilarious. I also saw him wear leather pants with a Master of Puppets shirt once. I felt kinda bad for him.



well if you had a demo and people were getting it for free (without it even being done yet) you would be pretty pissed also.

And i also did move on to better stuff like Maiden (GODLY!! lol)
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#17
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well if you had a demo and people were getting it for free (without it even being done yet) you would be pretty pissed also.

If I was an up and coming musician, yes, I would. If I was one of the best selling metal musicians of all time, I wouldn't. He made himself look foolish. It's happened to everyone, he handled like a kid who had his toy stolen.
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#18
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If I was an up and coming musician, yes, I would. If I was one of the best selling metal musicians of all time, I wouldn't. He made himself look foolish. It's happened to everyone, he handled like a kid who had his toy stolen.


but think about it this way : 1 million people get your song before its done. there has to be like 1 band that finds ur song, quickly remakes it and calls it their own. next thing you know they are sueing you for making a song that they "supposedly made"
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

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#19
yes i have

he's cool tho.
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i dont get this.. St Anger is good.. ok so they changed their sound.. Who Gives A ****? i mean thats what bands do. You guys think " Oh Kill em All was so good and all the way to ...And Justice For All, but the rest sucks"

just because they changed the sound, doesnt mean they are totally different, they didnt drop all the older songs and only play the new ones. you guys think people who like metallica for all CDs arent True metal, but the people who only like the old crap.. arent true metal.

No, really, St Anger is crap. I'm no Metallica fan, but even I was disappointed when I decided to go through their discography. In any case, I can accept that people like St Anger - but not at the same time as liking all their older albums.
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#23
jesus christ is anyone gonna help me ?? I feel like im being Jumped by like 5 people and ass raped ... Come on i need some help lol
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

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#24
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but think about it this way : 1 million people get your song before its done. there has to be like 1 band that finds ur song, quickly remakes it and calls it their own. next thing you know they are sueing you for making a song that they "supposedly made"

Who stole St. Anger songs? I can't think of a single one. I know I wouldn't. People have stolen from Metallica (I'm talking to you, Tivium), but it wasn't from St. Anger. Form my (and Wikipedia's knowledge) he was looking at a more money standpoint. I figure this because he wasn't just sueing for St. Anger's leak, but for their entire catolouges (which were already available).
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#26
YEs. He also said, and I quote: Gibson is the only GOOD guitar brand. Epiphone isn't bad but it isn't gibson quality. Everything else just sucks compared to Gibson."
He has A LOT of trouble playing Hero of the Day... and he sucks at everything.
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#27
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Who stole St. Anger songs? I can't think of a single one. I know I wouldn't. People have stolen from Metallica (I'm talking to you, Tivium), but it wasn't from St. Anger. Form my (and Wikipedia's knowledge) he was looking at a more money standpoint. I figure this because he wasn't just sueing for St. Anger's leak, but for their entire catolouges (which were already available).


wat?? no they took Fuel in napster and they werent fully done with the song, so they made totally new lyrics and remade it (the other one is called Fuel For Fire which is on NASCAR's Soundtrack)
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

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YEs. He also said, and I quote: Gibson is the only GOOD guitar brand. Epiphone isn't bad but it isn't gibson quality. Everything else just sucks compared to Gibson."
He has A LOT of trouble playing Hero of the Day... and he sucks at everything.

What a ****ing moron

Gibsons are not that great.

I played a 2007 Les Paul
it was alright

I'd say it was worth $600 maybe

price tag:$3999

and yes I'm aware that the 70's models are way better and ****.
#30
my friend is so obssessed that i think he would kill me his guitarist to go to a show. he would probably try to murder the president for kirk hammets pick. we always joke about how he secretly has james hetfield in his closet. hes really obssessed
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wat?? no they took Fuel in napster and they werent fully done with the song, so they made totally new lyrics and remade it (the other one is called Fuel For Fire which is on NASCAR's Soundtrack)

But whenever Lars sued, he didn't just sue for Fuel. He ended up sueing for seeing the bands entire catologe available.

From Wiki: "In 2000, Ulrich faced criticism[1] when he was one of the first artists to take direct action against Napster. In July 2000, he testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee after Metallica's entire catalogue was found to be freely available for download on the service."

I'm sure Metallica wasn't the only band this happened too. And, he could have handled it without looking the way he did. I mean, taking it before the Senate? Come on.
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#32
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What a ****ing moron

Gibsons are not that great.

I played a 2007 Les Paul
it was alright

I'd say it was worth $600 maybe

price tag:$3999

and yes I'm aware that the 70's models are way better and ****.


I like my Gibson.
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#33
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I like my Gibson.

Your Gibson hates you. It said you are always drunk (ironically true for you) and that it wants to start seeing other Gibsons. Sorry, Cor.
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But whenever Lars sued, he didn't just sue for Fuel. He ended up sueing for seeing the bands entire catologe available.

From Wiki: "In 2000, Ulrich faced criticism[1] when he was one of the first artists to take direct action against Napster. In July 2000, he testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee after Metallica's entire catalogue was found to be freely available for download on the service."

I'm sure Metallica wasn't the only band this happened too. And, he could have handled it without looking the way he did. I mean, taking it before the Senate? Come on.


they could have been the first to realize this.
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.

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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

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if my guitar had a pussy, i would never leave my room
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Your Gibson hates you. It said you are always drunk (ironically true for you) and that it wants to start seeing other Gibsons. Sorry, Cor.

Oh, I am not always drunk.

See other Gibsons? Fine! There's this cute little Explorer I've had my eye on lately..
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Oh, I am not always drunk.

See other Gibsons? Fine! There's this cute little Explorer I've had my eye on lately..

Not always drunk? That's the biggest lie you've ever said. And you lie alot.
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#37
metallica is gret and all, but damn those metallica geeks make want to burn my master of puppets shirt.
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#39
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Not always drunk? That's the biggest lie you've ever said. And you lie alot.

In the last month I've been drunk only once.
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#40
dude trust me there is worse stuff. like the people who go "OMG MY FAV0R1T3 B@ND 1$ M3T@LL1CA!!!! ZOMG! N3V3R N3V3R L@ND 1S TH3 B3ST S0NG!"
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.

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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

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if my guitar had a pussy, i would never leave my room
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