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#1
okay, so im new in my school and im the only one that speaks english (uruguay.. lol) so my english teacher automatically thinks im her pet, and i don't want to be, but she makes me answer all the questions, talks to me when everyones working (since im done, and she's just sitting there) its starting to bug me, i dont like being anyone's pet.. i mean i don't even sit in the front... how else can i giver her a hint that im not her b*tch.. ?
#4
tell her to give you money or youll tell the school board she raped you like the animal you are
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#5
slap the bitch then tell her to go buy you a soda. XD
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#6
tell her to give you money or youll tell the school board she raped you like the animal you are


i dont think there is a school board in uruguay D=
#7
well.... bend her over and show her whos the b*tch.
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.

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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

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if my guitar had a pussy, i would never leave my room
#8
skip class?
obviously you dont need to attend all that often
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#9
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Say, in perfect fluent English:

"Stop it, I am not your bitch."

I guarantee she will back off.

+1
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#10
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You're not her "pet", she's just being friendly..


yea thats how they all start....
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.

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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

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if my guitar had a pussy, i would never leave my room
#11
Speak total slang. Thatd throw the bitch off
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#12
skip class?
obviously you dont need to attend all that often


i would but, i have 16 absent days, if i miss a full class it counts as an absent day in my school.. if i get 20 i repeat by default =[
#13
or think about it this way.. listen to what the bitch has to say, then slack off and get an A in english. she'll b like u kept me busy, heres an A.
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#14
dude........ bang her
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#16
i hit on my english teacher last year. also, i went to summer school...for english
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#17
What a []D-[]-[]\/[]-[]D


lol that took like 3 hours to read... and to everyone saying to **** her.. she isnt really hot.. i mean she's not an obease pig or anything.. i guess she's okay.... hmm..
#18
Quote by Spitz13
okay, so im new in my school and im the only one that speaks english (uruguay.. lol) so my english teacher automatically thinks im her pet, and i don't want to be, but she makes me answer all the questions, talks to me when everyones working (since im done, and she's just sitting there) its starting to bug me, i dont like being anyone's pet.. i mean i don't even sit in the front... how else can i giver her a hint that im not her b*tch.. ?


well, inevitably the teacher will call on the people who know the answers, otherwise you'll just sit in class all day with a bunch of people fumbling around. and if she talks to you in between work, try making yourself busy with something else, answer questions with short sentences that don't leave much room for conversation, and don't under any circumstances do anything that would encourage her to talk to you.
#19
Is she hot?
I see you already answered this while I was typing it.
Last edited by IzRG350 at Oct 13, 2007,
#20
Quote by 12epi345
i hit on my english teacher last year. also, i went to summer school...for english


damn. all that work for nothing..

unless she was hot, and u were actually hitting on her
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#21
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well, inevitably the teacher will call on the people who know the answers,


yea but, i don't even raise my hand, like ill be looking out the window and she'll call on me even if other people are raising their hands, and for EVERY SINGLE question..
#23
Tap It !!! Tap It Like It Was ****ing The Hottest Chick Ever! If She Is Always Coming Towards U Be Like "bitch Get On Mah Dick!"
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what sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender?
i dunno, i was to busy masturba ting.

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EVH. I saw him in concert. And his brother was seriously the worst bass player I've ever seen.

Quote by operation ktulu
if my guitar had a pussy, i would never leave my room
#24
Quote by Spitz13
yea but, i don't even raise my hand, like ill be looking out the window and she'll call on me even if other people are raising their hands, and for EVERY SINGLE question..


yeah, but thats because she knows you know the answers. either that or she's a pedophile. have fun
#25
Quote by rage6945
dude........ bang her

+784392239 la opinion de rage6945 es la unica que importa

(in enlish: +784392239, rage6945's opinion is the only one that matters )

dude, say stuff like "me eat dog hot in pantys" when she asks something, but have an A in the exam. that way she wont ask you cuz you say BS, but you'll have good grade.

yo tmbn soy el unico que habla ingles en la clase, pero el maestro me odia porque le digo pura pende jada

y tambien hazle caso a Dirge Humani. tiene razon.

and dude, pleaze quote people doing click on quote. its annoying to not know who said that
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#26
is the head of your penis pointing inwards, towards your body. Or is the head of your penis the base?
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Quote by ldnovelo
+784392239 la opinion de rage6945 es la unica que importa

yo tmbn soy el unico que habla ingles en la clase, pero el maestro me odia porque le digo pura pende jada

What the hell is this moonspeak?




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is the head of your penis pointing inwards, towards your body. Or is the head of your penis the base?

Pardon?
#28
Quote by Spitz13
yea but, i don't even raise my hand, like ill be looking out the window and she'll call on me even if other people are raising their hands, and for EVERY SINGLE question..


just say "miss, I believe that other students should have a chance at answering this questions" and then burst out into a speech about student equality and then get your classmates to start clapping and cheering for you at the end
#29
It happened to me in Israel. The English teacher once asked me in front of the whole class if I could fix his PC :|
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#30
Quote by societies_worm
is the head of your penis pointing inwards, towards your body. Or is the head of your penis the base?


¿WTF?
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#31
Pardon?


i second that

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+784392239 la opinion de rage6945 es la unica que importa

(in enlish: +784392239, rage6945's opinion is the only one that matters )

dude, say stuff like "me eat dog hot in pantys" when she asks something, but have an A in the exam. that way she wont ask you cuz you say BS, but you'll have good grade.

yo tmbn soy el unico que habla ingles en la clase, pero el maestro me odia porque le digo pura pende jada

y tambien hazle caso a Dirge Humani. tiene razon.


i think that might actually work..
#32
Quote by ldnovelo
y tambien hazle caso a Dirge Humani. tiene razon.

Lets see what my broken knowledge of Spanish can pick up here...

"And (subject missing) have (hazle) house of Dirge. Have (razon...)

EDIT: Oh, that is caso, not casa...I thought you were threatening me.

Anyway, I put it thru a translator, and it said something to the effect of "Listen to Dirge"?
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#33
Quote by Dirge Humani
What the hell is this moonspeak?


i translated the first part. and the other means

i'm the only one who speaks english in my class to, but the teacher (maestro in spanish) hates me cuz i just say BS(pendejadas in spanish)
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#34
Quote by Dirge Humani
Lets see what my broken knowledge of Spanish can pick up here...

"And (subject missing) have (hazle) house of Dirge. Have (razon...)

and dirge humani is right too. thats what i meant
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#35
Quote by Dirge Humani
Lets see what my broken knowledge of Spanish can pick up here...

"And (subject missing) have (hazle) house of Dirge. Have (razon...)


Listen to Dirge. He's right.
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#36
Quote by ldnovelo
and dude, pleaze quote people doing click on quote. its annoying to not know who said that


fine
#37
What I was referring to was the D======= as opposed to what my mind is thinking which is

=======D I dunno though?
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#38
Dude you can get away with so much stuff like that!
I'm fluent in spanish so I pick up languages really easily.
My latin and french teachers give me so much leeway because I pick everything up really easily.
(Sleeping in the teacher's comfortable rolling chair ftw)
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#39
Quote by societies_worm
What I was referring to was the D======= as opposed to what my mind is thinking which is

=======D I dunno though?


=D is a happy face D= is a sad face except i went overboard with the =....
#40
Quote by Spitz13
=D is a happy face D= is a sad face except i went overboard with the =....



hahahah burn. ok I see, it now. Mr inverted penis man.....
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