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#1
so my girlfriend and i broke up like a week and a half ago. now we were going to get back together, but now shes "confused"

so were not back together. but now shes been askin me if id have sex with her. i said prolly and she went into this big convo about what i like. ya kno wut i mean, like shaved and stuff...

now she asks me if id do oral...

idk what to say anymore. cuz i still want her back. i want her as more then just a f*** buddy ya know.

its not in the relationship thread cuz i know how much the pit likes sex.
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#2
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idk what to say anymore. cuz i still want her back. i want her as more then just a f*** buddy ya know.

Tell her that, spice it up a bit, though. Melt her heart!
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#3
hmm.. that sucks. its some mens dream, but im like you in that aspect.

but on the bright side,you get sex? also orals easy enough.
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#4
im only 14, but i still am smart enough to now....... take it. Maybe the sex will make her more attracted to you..... or somtehing. idk its jus an opinion
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#5
Just do what comes natural dude....
but ask her what her intentions are...cuz even though it seems like a good idea at the time...a relationship based on sex isnt great
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#6
rub icy hot on her
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#7
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Just do what comes natural dude....
but ask her what her intentions are...cuz even though it seems like a good idea at the time...a relationship based on sex isnt great


i know that. especially cuz were only 14 right now. i dont want to get her pregnant or anything.

and i think shes just horny...
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#9
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chill out and rub icy hot on yourself
#10
wait, your only 14. Wow, make sure your safe if u do have sex. That could mess up your life. Maybe just stick to oral
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#12
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its not in the relationship thread cuz i know how much the pit likes sex.


so true =P

well if u really want more than sex.....one i must say you got a good head on ur shoulders

but if she dotn want it...this is a goldne oppertunity brother
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#13
meh, If you're only 14, i'd advise you not to start having sex. you shouldn't have sex untill you married. trust me, sex isn't that great anyways :/
#14
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meh, If you're only 14, i'd advise you not to start having sex. you shouldn't have sex untill you married. trust me, sex isn't that great anyways :/


i told her that, and i think it got her a little mad...
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#15
ive been talkin to her while i did this and she said shell take me back, but not quite yet. she said "wait until i stop bein such a wh*re"

and that makes me feel like maybe i dont want her...
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#17
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Well then wait it out and show her you still care-- if and only if you do care enough to wait it out. Good luck, man.


i do care about her. its just would you want to go out with someone that says that they were being a w.h.o.r.e. between the times that you went out?
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#18
I think the last thing I need today is the image of two fourteen year old kids having sex, and whether or not one of them shaves.
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#19
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ive been talkin to her while i did this and she said shell take me back, but not quite yet. she said "wait until i stop bein such a wh*re"

and that makes me feel like maybe i dont want her...

Judging from that statement only, do not take her back. She sounds like a clingy little bitch who is only doing this to make you feel sorry for her, and eventually take her back.
#20
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i do care about her. its just would you want to go out with someone that says that they were being a w.h.o.r.e. between the times that you went out?


Would you? This ain't about me, I love my guitar way too much to even look at others. Do you want to go out with her? If yes, then go ahead. If you're waiting for someone else to answer that question for you, you're not fit for the relationship.

Edit: Whoa whoa whoa, she cheated on you or something? Dude, I'd reconsider. But it still is up to you and your own value system.
#22
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Judging from that statement only, do not take her back. She sounds like a clingy little bitch who is only doing this to make you feel sorry for her, and eventually take her back.


the reason we broke up is my fault, so its a matter of her taking me back. shes not trying to make me feel sorry for her. idk what shes doing. maybe shes trying to scare me away. who knows? im gonna keep talkin to her until i get the whole thing straightened out.
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#24
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the reason we broke up is my fault, so its a matter of her taking me back. shes not trying to make me feel sorry for her. idk what shes doing. maybe shes trying to scare me away. who knows? im gonna keep talkin to her until i get the whole thing straightened out.

You know..

There is more than one girl in the world, right?

She sounds like she's a terrible a person.
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#25
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Judging from that statement only, do not take her back. She sounds like a clingy little bitch who is only doing this to make you feel sorry for her, and eventually take her back.


I agree. If you want more than sex, and that's all they'll give you, you're probably not starting yourself a long-lasting relationship, and if you are, it might just suck the life out of you.
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#26
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im only 14, but i still am smart enough to now......


You can't spell know correctly, and you are probably just started your freshman year of high school so, you are probably not qualified to give somebody sexual advice.

If banging her is going to make you happy then do it.

If your feeling nervous and its not going to make you happy then don't.

It's a simple as that my friend.
#27
look. when we were going out before it was fine. im not goin into why she broke up with me cuz its a reeeaaaallllyyyy long story that i dont wanna get into right now. and yeah there are others. in fact im talkin to a girl right now who moved here from germany and has a crush on me, but the thing is this girl was amazing. we were like perfect together.
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#28
very.... wierd.....

i wouldn't do it, i used to like a girl untill i found out she was a complete slut, becaue if she's like this with you and you 2 aren't even going out, who knows what she's like with others?
#29
Perfect can last a few months. From the looks of it, you don't really know her all too well, especially if people have to tell you she's a hoe bag. Stay away from her man.
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#30
Have you thought about getting her checked for STDs?
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#31
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Perfect can last a few months. From the looks of it, you don't really know her all too well, especially if people have to tell you she's a hoe bag. Stay away from her man.


nobody said she was. she told me that shes a slut. and shes like freaked out right now. i dont think she is doing anything, its just that shes mad about everyone. her friend and ex hates her cuz she wouldnt go to the movies with him, and her best friend had a seizure and lost some memory. right now, shes just mad at everything.
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#32
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Have you thought about getting her checked for STDs?


shes a virgin. she was asking me to be her first. and i know this for a fact.
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#33
OMG what does it take for these damned kids to realise that sex is not special or religious it is a natural interaction between two people!!! as the ad says "Just Do It" there is no medical reason not too!!! unless you have aides.

Start off with petting though!! then move on to Oral copulation and then sex. Dont go straight for sex you want her to enjoy it so you get more!!!!!!!!!
#34
She can be a virgin and still have some nasty stuff in her, and you trust her enough to place your sexual health in?
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#35
if your only 14 , there is no need to worry about real realationships, When you get a gf you end up losing all your frinds..lol ...what im tryiing to say is take the sexz
#36
I don't know man, she sounds sketchy. This thread is bringing up bad memories for me. Girls all have cooties anyways.
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#37
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OMG what does it take for these damned kids to realise that sex is not special or religious it is a natural interaction between two people!!! as the ad says "Just Do It" there is no medical reason not too!!! unless you have aides.

Start off with petting though!! then move on to Oral copulation and then sex. Dont go straight for sex you want her to enjoy it so you get more!!!!!!!!!

Do not take this mans advice.

He can't even spell an abbreviation. Unless he means you should have people there to help you have sex.
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#39
Off topic (I'm sorry) but Dirge Humani, I love your sig.

EDIT: v Well, probably the best, given that you're only 14.
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#40
haha, well i dont think im gonna have sex with her okay.
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