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#1
i lost it whilst working at target. it was when i realized the number of people that either
a)couldn't read, or
b)couldn't count to 10.

"10 items or less" means 10 items...or less. not 12. not 38.

or when i realized how petty people were.
"excuse me, those shoes rang up for $2.75, and the sign back there said they were $2.59. if you want ill go back and get the sign."

it would have been one thing if that was all she bought. but she bought 60 dollars worth of crap. not necessities, crap. immediately after she left i went to my boss and quit. i couldn't handle that **** anymore.

be nice to cashiers, we wont handle your vegetables very carefully.

so when did you lose it?

edit: i got this after reading about the kid whose parents are trying to ban pen lids.
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#3
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i lost it whilst working at target. it was when i realized the number of people that either
a)couldn't read, or
b)couldn't count to 10.

"10 items or less" means 10 items...or less. not 12. not 38.

or when i realized how petty people were.
"excuse me, those shoes rang up for $2.75, and the sign back there said they were $2.59. if you want ill go back and get the sign."

it would have been one thing if that was all she bought. but she bought 60 dollars worth of crap. not necessities, crap. immediately after she left i went to my boss and quit. i couldn't handle that **** anymore.

be nice to cashiers, we wont handle your vegetables very carefully.

so when did you lose it?

I am in your EXACT position (I work at Target too!). How about when people don't use the divider thingys and then get all mad at you when you start to ring up the next person's stuff? Or when people don't want an item anymore so they just hide it in the isle instead of giving it to the cashier? Man I got sooooo many of those cashiering pet peeves.
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#4
wow, it took you until working age to lose faith? you are an optimist.
i need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah.
#7
1. Back in 7th grade, when my school bus driver admitted that he couldn't read and that his liscence was a fake.

2. Freshmen year, I saw my friend smoking with my art teacher, on school grounds

3. When my Vice Principal said that bullying is not a crime and that everyone should stop whining about it. He then got promoted.
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#8
When parents at freshman football games freak out at players and swear and stuff. My friend got bitched out by a redneck DeKalb parent b/c he laid a kid on his ass. People are so ignorant, its a game for god's sake!
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#9
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1. Back in 7th grade, when my school bus driver admitted that he couldn't read and that his liscence was a fake.

2. Freshmen year, I saw my friend smoking with my art teacher, on school grounds

3. When my Vice Principal said that bullying is not a crime and that everyone should stop whining about it. He then got promoted.

It's not a crime, deal with your own ****ing problems.
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#10
Months of going to Fark.com and 4chan. So probably last May. Before that, I came close while working at JC Penney and dealing with idiots and managers who only cared about sales.
#11
When I became a referee.
So many parents are ****ing insane and use their children to live out their athletic dreams.
It's kind of sad to see such anger and bad vibes coming out of a crowd watching 8 year olds play soccer.
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#12
When I cut the two disemboweled nuns down from the rafters of their church in Guatemala.
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#14
was there ever faith?

(yes i realize how incredibly emo that is, hence the group in my sig)
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When I became a referee.
So many parents are ****ing insane and use their children to live out their athletic dreams.
It's kind of sad to see such anger and bad vibes coming out of a crowd watching 8 year olds play soccer.

i agree with every word in that statement. Thats why i'm slightly glad that my parents miss my games sometimes. It's just embarrising to the kid, and it pisses people off
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#16
I'm absolutely sick of people who say "I've lost faith in humanity."
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#19
Every time I start losing faith, someone lets me into my exit lane during heavy traffic. (Most Wisconsin drivers are asses that'd rather hit another car than let you get in front of them.)

When I start feeling down and only see the problems in the world, someone usually notices and tries to cheer me up. The fact that they try is enough for me. (Someone once made me some cool origami out of a test paper I failed.)

I always lose hope. But, more importantly, I always find it.
#20
when my girlfriend told my parents that i was out drinking sophpomore year. that ****ed up my entire life cuz my parents are tight asses. i mean Why would someone do that? they knew what would happen but they did it anyway? what the **** was her problem?
#21
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#22
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#23
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2. Freshmen year, I saw my friend smoking with my art teacher, on school grounds


To be honest dude, theres nothing bad or wrong about smoking, be it tobacco or marijuana. Be happy you have a teacher who is chill and laid back enough to get high with you, THAT restores faith in the human race for me.

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I lost faith in humanity when I was called a racist for saying "black" instead of "african american".. Idiots.


I guess I'm not white, I'm Nordic-American?

I got called a racist, not for saying "black", but for saying "I hate the climate in Africa". Idiots indeed, my friend...
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#25
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Every time I start losing faith, someone lets me into my exit lane during heavy traffic. (Most Wisconsin drivers are asses that'd rather hit another car than let you get in front of them.)

When I start feeling down and only see the problems in the world, someone usually notices and tries to cheer me up. The fact that they try is enough for me. (Someone once made me some cool origami out of a test paper I failed.)

I always lose hope. But, more importantly, I always find it.

Thanks. I'm feeling better already.
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#27
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When I became a referee.
So many parents are ****ing insane and use their children to live out their athletic dreams.
It's kind of sad to see such anger and bad vibes coming out of a crowd watching 8 year olds play soccer.


same here except Im a track coach for 9 year olds and their parents want them to be stars and beat the crap out of every other kid
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#28
idk why exactly..but i started dislikeing very much, the human race when i was in Junior High....now im a soph and still hate it....
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#29
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When parents at freshman football games freak out at players and swear and stuff. My friend got bitched out by a redneck DeKalb parent b/c he laid a kid on his ass. People are so ignorant, its a game for god's sake!

+1, I use to play football and some of the parents took it more serious then the players themselves. It was really annoying, but kind of funny. I mean, it was middle school football and people were yelling at kids. It was worse in peewee.

Also, that show "Cavemen" has made me lose faith in humanity. The commercials say " Make a man-date." There is no way in hell I am ever making a man-date.
#30
hahaha but you texans are all like that though, all hardcore about football. jk, but it is really sad, i mean, i hear less yelling at a varsity game!
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#31
Couple of things.
1. When people think they have the right to say whatever they want to anybody, but when that person says or does something back equally as offensive, the person who was originally having ago cant handle it.
2. People who wear Kevin '07 shirts. Learn some fucking politics and open your eyes.
3. Parents at little kids sports events, much like point 1, except they try and turn the sidelines into an all-in-brawl.
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hahaha but you texans are all like that though, all hardcore about football. jk, but it is really sad, i mean, i hear less yelling at a varsity game!

Yeah, it is pretty sad. My peewee coach was a dick. He would make you run laps for stretching to the wrong foot or doing sloppy jumping jacks. He has a peewee team now that he makes them run two forties for every point they allow. So if they allow 6 points, that's 12 forties. That's ridiculous considering they are all fifth graders. But, I guess that is how we won so much. The quarterback that was on my team is now the starting quarterback for the varsity team and he is only a sophomore. We are undefeated. I think he has a really good shot a getting a scholoraship for football.
#33
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I'm absolutely sick of people who say "I've lost faith in humanity."


Damn f*cking straight.

This is the best humanity's ever been, stop bitching.
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#34
I've never had faith in humanity...like Agent Smith said on The Matrix, we are a virus.

The only escape of it is music, but even now music is turning into everything it's not (competition between artists, doing it for the money, making it big without an ounce of talent or creativeness, people looking up to these type of artists).
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#35
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was there ever faith?

(yes i realize how incredibly emo that is, hence the group in my sig)


I lost it when emo people like you started to get larger in numbers, and then people who didnt get enough attention became "emo" and then guys had an excuse to wear eye liner and tight dashboard confessional shirts.
#36
Once I acknowledged the existence of 4chan, and how influential it has been on UG.
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#37
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I've never had faith in humanity...like Agent Smith said on The Matrix, we are a virus.

The only escape of it is music, but even now music is turning into everything it's not (competition between artists, doing it for the money, making it big without an ounce of talent or creativeness, people looking up to these type of artists).


LMAO!
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#38
^That's the one!

And he is exactly right, we are a virus!

Sad but true...
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#39
Somewhere along the lines when common sense, decency, ethics, etc, became obselete to the product and the mighty dollar.
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