#1
how many dudes out their just cant quite seem to be able to lick their tits? its been nagging me for a while now... just though i'd burden you with that thought heh heh... tell me how it goes
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What the fuck dude?
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#5
I have a really long tongue, and I can lick my nipple.

And I named my ex-girlfriend's boobs, and I made her sign a contract making me partial owner. And I licked those many times.
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#6
course i've tried it. I can't. But i can lick my elbow!
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#7
Nope


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#8
I have never tried that til now. I'm like 1 cm away, its pissin me off now.
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#10
I just did it. Nothing special.
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#11
I can honestly say that I have never tried nor felt the need to lick my nipple.
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I still do not feel the need.
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#12
I never tried it...honestly.
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#14
My tongue is LITERALLY attached to the bottom of my mouth. There is a piece of skin holding it there.
EDIT: I can barely get it past my bottom lip
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#17
I have a girlfriend.
I lick her tits.
I suggest you get one, you poor, sad, lonely peon.
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What the fuck dude?
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My tongue is LITERALLY attached to the bottom of my mouth. There is a piece of skin holding it there.
EDIT: I can barely get it past my bottom lip


pics or its BS
#20
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course i've tried it. I can't. But i can lick my elbow!



bull**** give us pics NAO!
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bull**** give us pics NAO!


LOL pics or it didnt happen!

no way, thats disgusting. Whats worse is that youd even try.
#24
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pics or its BS


its too big how do I resize the image
F that its on my profile now
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#29
I can honestly say I have never thought of this until now. I tested the hypothesis with clothes on, becuase any other way would be too creepy even for me. Now i'm left to wonder if their IS a girl that licks her own boobs on a regular basis.
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#32
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Of course i can.

Ironic, isn't it. You could easily get someone to lick yours, but you can lick your own.
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#33
This thread is full of bizarre. I have never had the urge to give it a try, now when that stripper did about 3 months ago, that was different...
#34
I've never tried to lick my nipple, but I will remember to try it tomorrow morning in the shower. I will report back with results.
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