#1
Alright, school goes back tomorrow for me, after 2 weeks of holidays, and i was meant to watch the french news every morning.
..... i didnt.

i was wondering if anybody here could give me a list of some stuff thats been on the french news lately? it doesnt need to be in depth at all, just whats happening.

i realize this thread is a long shot, but it would be a huge help if anybody could help me out.

thanks in advance.
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Prices of snails increased by 0.980123%, causing outrage on the streets of Paris; this is due to the power of Sterling at the moment.

Baguette-yielding wars ensued - there were a few casulties, and there was much ranting.

Luckily though everyone got a free glass of Orangina and France was happy again.

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sarko meets the firemen, theyre peeved for some reason
france fall out of the rugby world cup, england are in the final
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They nuked the Rainbow Warrior.
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Prices of snails increased by 0.980123%, causing outrage on the streets of Paris; this is due to the power of Sterling at the moment.

Baguette-yielding wars ensued - there were a few casulties, and there was much ranting.

Luckily though everyone got a free glass of Orangina and France was happy again.

Viva La Cheers!



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Go to the BBC news site, click France as the region.
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Prices of snails increased by 0.980123%, causing outrage on the streets of Paris; this is due to the power of Sterling at the moment.

Baguette-yielding wars ensued - there were a few casulties, and there was much ranting.

Luckily though everyone got a free glass of Orangina and France was happy again.

Viva La Cheers!




Some women also started shaving their armpits, causing great concern in the more conservative political parties. After much discussion and a few bottles of wines, these women were decapitated and much joy was had.
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There are news sites on the Internet

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They're out of their own world cup?
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Yeah... school is meant to go back for me tomorrow aswell... but my parents dont know that so its tuesday for me
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There's been a shortage of chocolate croissants. Many people have gone without breakfast.

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Bill Gates has recommended everyone install the French version of Windows because it makes it run and quit a lot faster. Oh, and the BBC did a study on the similarities between French woman and American basketball teams. The main difference was that the basketball players showered after four periods.
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#20
Canada recently purchased some French tanks, but were outraged when they had 1 forward gear and 11 reverse gears.
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Prices of snails increased by 0.980123%, causing outrage on the streets of Paris; this is due to the power of Sterling at the moment.

Baguette-yielding wars ensued - there were a few casulties, and there was much ranting.

Luckily though everyone got a free glass of Orangina and France was happy again.

Viva La Cheers!


haha win that's what french people do alright.
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Bill Gates has recommended everyone install the French version of Windows because it makes it run and quit a lot faster. Oh, and the BBC did a study on the similarities between French woman and American basketball teams. The main difference was that the basketball players showered after four periods.