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#1
Yeah , inspired by the "Torture" thread.

Design your own torture device.
Just describe it or if your realy bored make a sketch of it in paint,photoshop etc.

heres mine:

Its a big ball with sharp spikes all over it and blades on the side.

You stick it in the mouth of the victim and the blades stick in the flesh of the inner side of the lips .
The ball is big enough so that the person cant close his/her mouth because of the spikes.
Then you place his chin on a table and smack his head causing the spikes to stick inside of his mouth and pull on the stick so that the blades cut trough the mouth.


excuse my ****y paint drawing, did it real quick.
#4
And people wonder why we have school shootings.
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#5
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I lock someone into a room a force them to complete a jigsaw of a clear blue sky before they can go free (food and water are provided)

I also leave one piece of the jigsaw out.



thats ultimate torture
#11
Dude that is one messed up torture device.

You belong in the medieval ages :P

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#13
Aww come on its not supposed to be taken seriously . Just some good all fashioned interenet fun
#14
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I lock someone into a room a force them to complete a jigsaw of a clear blue sky before they can go free (food and water are provided)

I also leave one piece of the jigsaw out.



Man, youre crazed.
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#15
Seriously, how can people be upset with this?...

Don't be such cry-babies.
#16
just put someone in a room and force them to listen to any genre that ends in 'core'

or watch chris rock
#18
Make them watch their parents concieving you 9 hours straight.

Or make them watch them do it in front of you.

That would be bad.
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#19
I don't know much about torture devices, but if I had to make one it would somehow involve cat food, a rake, and a nine volt battery.
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#20
This is normal stuff to do in Sweden... Only here then I guess?
#21
Bearded Monkey, is that a subtle Dr Cox reference? if so well done sir

im a fan of complete sensory deprivation.

One small cell, walls painted completely red, red lighting. Lights are switched on and off at random intervals, otherwise no light in the room.

No noise at all, completely sound proof.
Absolute isolation with no contact.
The cell obviously just smells rank.
No toliet facilities and person hasta be nakey.

Yeah id say by the time they come out they'll be well on the way to crazytown
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#22
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I lock someone into a room a force them to complete a jigsaw of a clear blue sky before they can go free (food and water are provided)

I also leave one piece of the jigsaw out.



You disgust me.
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#26
Quote by jimmmypage#1
Bearded Monkey, is that a subtle Dr Cox reference? if so well done sir

im a fan of complete sensory deprivation.

One small cell, walls painted completely red, red lighting. Lights are switched on and off at random intervals, otherwise no light in the room.

No noise at all, completely sound proof.
Absolute isolation with no contact.
The cell obviously just smells rank.
No toliet facilities and person hasta be nakey.

Yeah id say by the time they come out they'll be well on the way to crazytown

Aren't some spies trained to withstand stuff like that? Like they're (somehow) taught how not to go crazy.
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#28
so you lock someone in a room strapped to a chair and they are forced to listen to crappy fall out boy for life, until patrick stumps annoying voice causes their head to explode
#29
My torturing device: A person is locked up in a room: In the middle of the room is a box: with some water and food in it. But it is made of iron so there's no way you can get in it. There is only one hole, but the edges are as sharp as razor blades and the hole is a little bit smaller than the persons hand/arm. And when he finally get's the food, after much cutting etc. He will get a shock for every 2 secondes he has his arm in the box. BYE BYE ARM.


I guess this is classified as a torture device
Last edited by recondite11 at Oct 14, 2007,
#30
ok you shove a glass tube up their penis and then step on it. repeat until dead.
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#31
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so you lock someone in a room strapped to a chair and they are forced to listen to crappy fall out boy for life, until patrick stumps annoying voice causes their head to explode



PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!
Arr well I think I can withstand fall out boy for a couple of hours. PLEASE PLEASE DON"T PLAY HARDCORE
#35
My ultimate punishment would be to scrub a discusting restaruant in Manhattan until clean. How do you like those rats, eh? Oh, and they would have to listen to the Plain White T's "Hey there, Delilah" and some other emo bands the whole time while gothic emo scene chicks sing along. That's the worse of them all!

I'm so bad...
#37
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#38
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#40
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