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#1
Ok so i seriously believe in pick gnomes.


Today the pick gnomes stole ALL four of my Jazz III picks , right from my table.
Anyway , i went hunting for my picks .

I found the first one behind my bed , and its a place where i never hang out at and it basicly couldnt get there.

anyway i put the pick on my desk , go grab a guitar and bam its gone,
Hmmmmm.... i check under my laptop (they get there very often) - nothing.
Go check under my table - nothing.
I check under the laptop and BAM !!!
I find the pick i was looking for plus another jazz III pick.

So thats two recovered.

A week ago , i trew my pick behind the desk and decided to let it be there and find it next morning.
I check it behind the desk and BAM !!!
nothing is there , neither in the other places of my room.

So today i look behind the desk and i find the pick almost instantly right where it felt.
3/4 picks recovered

So right now a couple of minutes ago , i bring some hotdogs and put the plate on my desk.
I eat my hotdogs and move the plate and BAM !!!
the last pick is there.

And i can assure you that no one from my family was involved in this somehow.
I was alone at home.



#2
I caught one once. But they it used its gnomish powers on me.
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#3
you need help...
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    #4
    Whenever you drop a pick it will bounce, at minimum, 20 feet away under a book.
    #5
    caught 4 of these gnomes before, found 1 behind the warchest, and the others doing a threesome underneath my bed. true story.
    DANK MEMES
    #6
    You all need mental help.. I mean it!!!
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      #7
      They are evil little bastards

      They're almost as bad as guitarist friends who forget their own picks. At least when the gnomes don't give them back they make a nest for their family rather than losing or chewing it.

      Edit: ^ You just wait until they come for your picks *eye twitch* they'll come for you man! They'll take your picks and you won't know what happened *head jerk*. The only thing that stops them is mint! Putting your picks in a mint tin wards them off like. *hysterical laugh*
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      #8
      They live behind my computer, anytime I drop a pick below my chair when I go to pick it up it's somehow moved to my middle desk shelf or behind all the wires that live a few feet away from me.
      The will to neither strive nor cry,
      The power to feel with others give.
      Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
      Before I have begun to live.

      -Matthew Arnold

      Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
      #9
      I caught one once. Then I held it hostage. Then the police showed up at my house. Turns out it was actually a little kid.
      #10
      My guess would be that the TS still believes in santa clause and the easter bunny too.
      #11
      Oh my God!!! The World has Gone Crazy on me!!!!!
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        #16
        It helps if you keep only one pick you use all the time... I use to get picks all the time, but then all of them dissapear but the one I use the most. What do the gnomes want with picks??
        #18
        Quote by Bennetts_strat
        You have ghosts. sucks to be you.


        Or you're just plan mental...
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        Jackson DKMG Dinky
        ESP LTD EX-400
        Peavey 6505
        Digitech Metal Master Distortion Pedal
        Fender G-Tec Junior Amplifier
          #19
          Quote by dsaanm
          Oh my God!!! The World has Gone Crazy on me!!!!!


          you honestly haven't caught one of these f*ckers before?

          they're not hard, once you make traps.
          DANK MEMES
          #20
          Quote by Jawkster
          you honestly haven't caught one of these f*ckers before?

          they're not hard, once you make traps.



          I have never lost a pick before...
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          Jackson DKMG Dinky
          ESP LTD EX-400
          Peavey 6505
          Digitech Metal Master Distortion Pedal
          Fender G-Tec Junior Amplifier
            #21
            i actually saw one steal my pick once.... told him to put it the **** back.... little ****er ran off couldn't get him
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            On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


            ofcourse i laughed xD

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            About the LHC

            #22
            I put the socks that I wore that day in front of the door. The following day, I sometimes find a few gnomes passed out next to them. In either case, my picks are safe.
            Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

            Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
            #23
            i am NOT the secret leader of the pick gnomes
            >.>
            <.<
            just so i dont have to edit every post i make, let me clarify something I CANT TYPE WELL....thanks
            #24
            Quote by Jawkster
            you honestly haven't caught one of these f*ckers before?

            they're not hard, once you make traps.

            **** shudda done that!
            Quote by Dillona
            I think I want to have sex with you.

            On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


            ofcourse i laughed xD

            Quote by CoreysMonster
            yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

            About the LHC

            #25
            Quote by dsaanm
            you need help...



            Hmmm orly ?

            Dont you think its you that needs help.
            I guarantee that 8/10 guitarists have encountered with the pick gnomes
            #26
            I'm going to phone the worldwide mental dipartment for all of you...
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            Jackson DKMG Dinky
            ESP LTD EX-400
            Peavey 6505
            Digitech Metal Master Distortion Pedal
            Fender G-Tec Junior Amplifier
              #27
              pick gnomes are everywhere man! i move to toronto and they follow me here!
              i've become paranoid of pick holders now that i've taped my picks all around my groin.
              #28
              Quote by Evil_Magician
              Hmmm orly ?

              Dont you think its you that needs help.
              I guarantee that 8/10 guitarists have encountered with the pick gnomes


              Then I don't beleive they live in Malta
              Gear:

              Jackson DKMG Dinky
              ESP LTD EX-400
              Peavey 6505
              Digitech Metal Master Distortion Pedal
              Fender G-Tec Junior Amplifier
                #29
                You know what's worse than the pick gnomes? Those damn picksies. I mean come on, they're like pick gnomes that can fly...
                #30
                this is crazy
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                Peavey 6505
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                Fender G-Tec Junior Amplifier
                  #31
                  Quote by filthandfury
                  You know what's worse than the pick gnomes? Those damn picksies. I mean come on, they're like pick gnomes that can fly...

                  +1
                  Quote by Dillona
                  I think I want to have sex with you.

                  On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


                  ofcourse i laughed xD

                  Quote by CoreysMonster
                  yeah we're all dead now. Turns out we've been in hell all along.

                  About the LHC

                  #32
                  notice that the ones with white beards, red hats and green robs are the worst? I mean, of course they're fast and all, but they make it so damn obvious where they are from their f*cking mud footprints, I'm sure they're from outside..
                  DANK MEMES
                  Last edited by Jawkster at Oct 14, 2007,
                  #34
                  Quote by dsaanm
                  I'm going to phone the worldwide mental dipartment for all of you...

                  Stop calling everybody mental and get a ****ing life
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                  no ****in way!
                  I don't even know you but I think I love you...

                  So awesome.


                  I hate my fucking username.
                  #35
                  The End Of The World Has Finally arrived and now we all are going to die
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                  ESP LTD EX-400
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                  Fender G-Tec Junior Amplifier
                    #36
                    I lost a pick I caught in a 5 Star Iris show. ****ing gnomes took it and hid it inside of my ps2.
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                    I figured it out.
                    #37
                    Quote by Evil_Magician
                    Hmmm orly ?

                    Dont you think its you that needs help.
                    I guarantee that 8/10 guitarists have encountered with the pick gnomes


                    Don't listen to him! They must have caught him and nerve stapled him. How they control him.
                    Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

                    Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
                    #38
                    Quote by Guitarman015
                    Stop calling everybody mental and get a ****ing life


                    I do have a ****in life. I don't need you to tell me to get one.

                    P.S At least I'm not CRAZY
                    Gear:

                    Jackson DKMG Dinky
                    ESP LTD EX-400
                    Peavey 6505
                    Digitech Metal Master Distortion Pedal
                    Fender G-Tec Junior Amplifier
                      #39
                      Wait, you only had 4 Jazz IIIs? I keep like truckloads.
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                      #40
                      Quote by djmay71
                      pick gnomes are everywhere man! i move to toronto and they follow me here!
                      i've become paranoid of pick holders now that i've taped my picks all around my groin.



                      Can I borrow a pick?
                      Quote by fly135
                      Great list Rutch. On re-reading this one I'd have to say Solid State means not liquid or gas.

                      I figured it out.
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