#1
ok so here's what happened. My mom was cleaning and she found this chocolate bar for my old schools graduating class of 2004. so my question for you pit goers is, "can i still eat this thing orrr what?" if i do eat it, are there any side effects that could immobalize me? can i use this to ditch school? lol. even though this is a pretty dumb question. please no, "rub icy-hot on the chocolate" or "do a barrel roll on the chocolate" or, "pics or it didn't happen"
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#2
eat it. If you die, it sucks for you, but please don't come back to haunt me.
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#3
I would say that if it doesn't have anything visibly wrong with it (ex fungus) it MIGHT be ok
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#6
If you can use it to ditch school...? Yes, throw it really hard on a police officer's head and you'll get out of school for a while.
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#7
It is probably edible, but I would not eat it.
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#8
Eat It!
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#9
Eat it and find out, obviously, that or shove it up your mum's crusty vagina to teach her not to play with out of date food...
#10
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If you can use it to ditch school...? Yes, throw it really hard on a police officer's head and you'll get out of school for a while.

kensai you silly silly person....

even though i'm quite sure your smart enough to know what i meant, i meant eat it, get sick, skip school
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#11
uhm the only food that NEVEr goes bad is honey, so i imagine chocoalte does go bad, even if it has a quite epic shelf life.

probably stale and disgusting. it wouldn't be worth eating, IMO.
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#12
new Info!!!: turns out the dang thing is a kit-kat. so does the wafer inside go bad before chocolate or does it matter?
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#15
Anytime you have to make a thread saying "Is this edible?" I think you already know the answer.