#1
Have you ever felt a strange breeze and didn't know what it was ? Well, I had size 32 frickin' waist on without a belt (no I am not a 300 lbs bastard.) And I was walkin to class with my iPod on with music blaring. Little did I know my pants were sliding down. I didn't notice until 2 steps after they hit my ankles, I TRIPPED. And my girlfriend was kinda behind me... and I had a MAN THONG on !
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#3
...and then?
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#6
lol man I pictured that, real or fake it's still funny
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#7
Incredible. Size 32 isnt that big...
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#9
Yeah, 32 is actually pretty slim.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#10
Even if that's fake that's still a funny situation. I can imagine that happening to one of my friends and just be like "...Dude, was that a thong?..."
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#13
dude i'm 36 and i'm only 13? i'm not fat either... dude 1, you got pwned hxc, two it's not like she wasn't your girlfriend, she should like that stuff right? but i can't stop laughing at the pear, it's just has some form of funniness..
#19
im a size 31 and i weigh like 130 pounds. theres no way someone a size up from me would be 300 pounds. and WHY WERE YOU WEARING A MAN THONG!!!!?????!!!!???!?!?!?!?
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#20
as unfunny as that pear is, it still makes me laugh. DAMN YOU, YOU PEAR!
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#22
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#23
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Have you ever felt a strange breeze and didn't know what it was ? Well, I had size 32 frickin' waist on without a belt (no I am not a 300 lbs bastard.) And I was walkin to class with my iPod on with music blaring. Little did I know my pants were sliding down. I didn't notice until 2 steps after they hit my ankles, I TRIPPED. And my girlfriend was kinda behind me... and I had a MAN THONG on !



#24
What a retarded attempt at humour, you know it was bad when Virgil Hart, the biggest ****ing idiot on this forum tells you it was...
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Quote by Mistaa Man
Have you ever felt a strange breeze and didn't know what it was ? Well, I had size 32 frickin' waist on without a belt (no I am not a 300 lbs bastard.) And I was walkin to class with my iPod on with music blaring. Little did I know my pants were sliding down. I didn't notice until 2 steps after they hit my ankles, I TRIPPED. And my girlfriend was kinda behind me... and I had a MAN THONG on !

Im beginning to hate these OCT 07'ers with their gay ass stories!!!

I dont know about anyone else!