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Last night I dreamt that I was married to Scarlett Johansson. She really loved me. Has anybody else had a dream where they were married to a famous actress?

I don't mean dreams where you were ****ing a famous actress, I mean dreams where you were married and in love with a famous actress.


yeah, the thread title is emo. but it's in keeping with my theme, so sue me.
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the title made me laugh so hard


nah, i never had a dream with a famous actress. how was it?

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the title made me laugh so hard


nah, i never had a dream with a famous actress. how was it?


It was kind of scary, because all I wanted to do when I woke up was buy Lost in Translation on DVD. That's some powerful advertising.
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you get a cookie because your thread title is a reference to an absolutely breathtaking song by the smiths.
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When I was like, 5 or 6, I had a dream that I was an adult, and I was getting married to a famous woman (I doubt if then I even knew who she was, it was just that dream-knowledge "She's famous, that's it.") And at the altar, some blonde woman ran in screaming that I was cheating on her, and I freaked out and pulled out an uzi and started shooting people. Good God that dream f*cked me up for a long time. Seriously, I'm 18 now and I remember that ****.

Anyway, I've never had a dream naming a specific famous woman as my significant other, just that one weird pseudo-famous woman.
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Man, I dig the DMT your brain dishes out. Scarlett Johansson? That would be amazing.


It WAS amazing. ****ing brilliant. I almost cried when I woke up.

When I told my girlfriend about it, she laughed so hard she cried.
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You got a girlfiend and you're dreaming like that? what!!!! haha nahh dream whatever and savor the moment.
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I once had a dream that I owned the mechanical pants from Wallace & Gromit.

And another dream where Pingu was just bitching to me about zombies.
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I thought this was about The Smiths
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the title made me think that nobody loved you....
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last night i dreamt my friend killed himself
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#21
i had a dream that i was loved by a girl. Its a recurring dream. But its not a famous person, shes a girl at my school. Shes there, and shes just holding me and i close my eyes and everything just slips away...all the pain just goes away. It feels so real, the way her hands caress me, her soft breath on my neck as she whispers a soft "i love you" into my ear,the warmth of her body,her comforting eyes...shes so beautiful...perfect. I hate waking up from that dream, cuz it hurts...it makes me realize how lonely i really am...how badly i really need her. Oh and by way, im not a sad little emo kid, i just really need a girlfriend.
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I've had those kinds many times before.

But, never about someone I actually knew. ]: Well, once. But for the most part, just the perfect nameless dream girl.

But now someone does love me. So, my dream came true. Someday yours might too :]
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When I was like, 5 or 6, I had a dream that I was an adult, and I was getting married to a famous woman (I doubt if then I even knew who she was, it was just that dream-knowledge "She's famous, that's it.") And at the altar, some blonde woman ran in screaming that I was cheating on her, and I freaked out and pulled out an uzi and started shooting people. Good God that dream f*cked me up for a long time. Seriously, I'm 18 now and I remember that ****.

Anyway, I've never had a dream naming a specific famous woman as my significant other, just that one weird pseudo-famous woman.

hahahhahahahahahahahahahha omg that was ****ing hilarious
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But now someone does love me. So, my dream came true. Someday yours might too :]


Yes, it is technically possible that I will marry Scarlett Johansson. But I don't think it's very likely. Let's just say I'm not going to hold out for it.

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I can't be sure, but I think it means that I want to elope with Scarlett Johansson. For once, my subconscious and conscious desires are somewhat in alignment.
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One time I had a dream that I was adopted by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I remember actually having a strong connection with Angelina Jolie.
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#28
i've never had a dream like that...

BUT

i've had dreams where I meet my favorite musicians and we hang out and for some reason I can't bring myself to ask for a picture to prove i've met them, and we always have weird conversations, like for some reason i can't function right and play guitar so they leave thinking i really really suck...

but i was just nervous...
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Well, if we're gonna get all emo-I a had a dream about my exgirlfriend and we were back together and I carried her naked out in public to a hotel room and we were happy and wonderful and life was wonderful and koala bears were crapping rainbows on my brain and fairies were singing and coming out my butt.

Then I woke up.
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i wouldnt have come into this thread if i knew what it was about, but the title made me think it was going to be some emo/hilarious rant
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Last night i had a dream that i was at a daft punk concert. Then me and my older brother (who isn't real), and the pope were on trial for something... then i was running away from the fuzz and grabbed the outside of a subway, but we had to go through a security checkpoint which was basically a room with diablo in it, he was on to me. So I battled diablo for a bit, and a door opened up at the top of the room and this girl I went to school with last year pulled me out. And then I forget the segue but I found myself having to infiltrate a building with the Ultimate Warrior and the Macho Man Randy Savage.
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I keep having dreams where the girl I like is in it.

They're all different, but she's always there. Too bad she has a boyfriend.


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Lol i have crazy dreams like that too. some are rlly random cuz i'm like that sometimse wen i make up stories to my friends, while others actually mean something. like some dreams are telling me that i feel rlly lonely, or that i feel like know one is supporting me whenever i make a decision. sometimes it tells me that i feel different. they basically open my bottled up feelings. its like that king of the hill episode where hank dreamed of nancy naked, but rlly it wasn't about nancy, it was about proprane and propane accesories.
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There seems to be a lot of threads named after Smiths songs today...

Last night I dreamt I was watching 300, even though I've never seen it (go on then, kill me now) so how I ended up dreaming about it I'm not actually sure. All I remember was something that looked like the battle of Minas Tirith in Return Of The King but with a lot less men on one side.
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If you didn't stick it in her in this dream, give up your testicles accordingly.
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Well no, I haven't, but I did dream I woke up in a field in Holland with a bunch of my friends slaughtered around me...um...it was weird, but Holland is awesome.
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