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#1
for girls and boys.

Well, If I woke up a girl, I would immediantly proceed to achieving an orgaism.

because they are superior to ours.
#4
I would be extremely happy.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#9
also i'd realise i had no bra's and that it's look a ***** if i didn't get some.
#10
Immediately find the nearest comb with the biggest handle and proceed to pleasure myself.
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#11
Quote by altgrunge
video tape myself playing with myself for when i turned back into a guy


lmao +111111
#12
Find the G-spot.
-limefan913

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Quote by The_lizard_king
Originally Posted by The_lizard_king
It really does relieve stress. I was pissed off for a week because I didn't jerk off, so if you quit it you will go mad.
I don't think that's the correct use of the phrase "going mad."
#13
Quote by Virgil_Hart05
I would quite clearly finger every orifice I had, before going and purchasing a dildo.

+100,000
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I like you, as a fellow vocalist I like that you are here on UG and admit to not being a guitarist.
Bravo.




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GTFO non-guitarist!


Joke
#14
Quote by altgrunge
video tape myself playing with myself for when i turned back into a guy
#15
first be confused and worried and probably go into a mental breakdown, wondering if id always been a chick.

immediately followed by staying inside all day and "exploring"
#16
I would get a dildo, play with myself, see what feels the best.

Then immediantly give me girl the best ****ing ever when i turn back.
#17
I think everyone knows what everyone would do. I really don't see why you've bothered asking. Especially in the Pit.
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#18
I'd wear flamboyant coats that would make me look gay if I was a guy.
Listen to mah discs.



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#20
Wow, you pervs. You do realize if you were a girl you wouldn't have much testosterone in you and wouldn't be as horny as you are now.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#22
Everything mentioned already.

Also, if we are in someone else's body, I'd find out who woke up as me and have sechs with them.

And the award for weirdest form of masturbation goes to...
Cybershark of the Maximals Beast Wars Club
PM NightmareXT To Join!
#23
Touch myself.
Gear...
Peavey 5150, Squier, Ibanez RG2EX2, Yamaha F150, Ibanez RT150, MXR noisegate
#24
Quote by Draken
also i'd realise i had no bra's and that it's look a ***** if i didn't get some.




I'd also realize I only had guy clothes to wear.
ಥ_ಥ
#26
Quote by MedicreDemon
Wow, you pervs. You do realize if you were a girl you wouldn't have much testosterone in you and wouldn't be as horny as you are now.

yeah.
still...
its nice to wish
haha.
#27
Quote by MedicreDemon
Wow, you pervs. You do realize if you were a girl you wouldn't have much testosterone in you and wouldn't be as horny as you are now.



Your saying if you woke up and looked in the mirror you wouldn't have to hit that?
#28
Look at/play with my boobs.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#29
Quote by Guitarfreak777
Your saying if you woke up and looked in the mirror you wouldn't have to hit that?


I wouldn't. Read my sig and look at my group, then look at my first post in this thread.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#30
I'd become a lesbian
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#31
Quote by MedicreDemon
Wow, you pervs. You do realize if you were a girl you wouldn't have much testosterone in you and wouldn't be as horny as you are now.


Not true. From the conversations Ive had with girls, they are at least as horny, if not way hornier then your typical pit monkey.
#32
Quote by MedicreDemon
I wouldn't. Read my sig and look at my group, then look at my first post in this thread.



....
#33
Quote by zeppelinfreak51
Not true. From the conversations Ive had with girls, they are at least as horny, if not way hornier then your typical pit monkey.


Maybe hornier than a typical male, but pit monkey?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#35
Quote by MedicreDemon
Wow, you pervs. You do realize if you were a girl you wouldn't have much testosterone in you and wouldn't be as horny as you are now.
god, can't i ask any sexual questions without being accused of being a horney sexual pedophile pervert?

you know what, it's on.

it's on.
#38
Quote by altgrunge
video tape myself playing with myself for when i turned back into a guy


yes +1
#39
I'd be an ugly ass girl.

I'd probably freak out. The usual
The Pit. The Movie.
#40
Quote by element4433
I'd become a lesbian

ding!! ding!! we have a winner!
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