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#1
So heres the deal, for the past two years these punks have been egging our house on mischief and/or Halloween night.

last year they got us off guard when we were eating dinner around 6pm.

They drive a car so they drive up, toss eggs, and speed away. Two years my dad got so pist that he put the red light on his work car and tried to pull them over to tell them off but they were too fast and there were people walking around that night so it wasn't worth the risk.

I'm looking for some "A Grade" revenge ideas to get back at these people.

- They speed away too fast to catch
- We have no idea how they are so we can't find their house and egg the hell out of it.
- The local police don't do anything about it because their house gets even worse than ours from what I've been told...


I was thinking of hiding in a bush near my front lawn with the hose so when they step out I could get them with the water which is never fun...plus I have a 10,000 candle power flood light I could blind them with while someone is helping with the hose...that would slow them down on driving for a few minutes

any other ideas?
#2
put bear traps in your yard
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#3
get a couple pounds of dog crap and dump it on them
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#5
Paintball guns. Shoot the hell out of their car.
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#6
wait outside in a bush or on your roof with a paintball gun and shoot the hell out of them and their car.

EDIT: Dammit beaten to it. Great minds think alike i guess
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#9
dude, put stuff on the road to barricade them in

it doesnt have to be much, just enough to mess the car up if it trys to get through
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#10
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Paintball guns. Shoot the hell out of their car.


If you don't do this you dont want revenge enough.
#11
Be ready with a camera, take pics, and report them to the cops. See how likely they are to do it again after paying a fine of a hundred dollars or so.
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#12
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Be ready with a camera, take pics, and report them to the cops. See how likely they are to do it again after paying a fine of a hundred dollars or so.


haha this is the only reasonable response so far

get that flashlight and you should be able to take some high quality pics
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Wow, the rape wagon. The wagon sounds like the best wagon in town
#13
if you throw eggs at the car, doesnt the paint start to come off?
if you do that it costs them money... which is always fun
#14
Blockade your street and make a detour for other cars


Also, it would be great to bat out their tail lights when they come around
#15
Chill in that bush in your front yard, and when they stop to throw them, throw a **** balloon/something equally gross into their car. Is you street a cul-de-sac? If it is, get a bunch of people to block the end of the street so that they can't leave. Or, get 4 people and put one on each side of the car when it stops, leaving them unable to move without doing anything illegal. Or hide then slash their tires. Rotten eggs on windshield. Potato in exhaust pipe. Tape M-80's on back window. Paintball grenade in window. One of those huge chains of firecrackers in window. Or, key their car when they're not looking.
#16
the only correct response to this topic is napalm, and lots of it.
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#17
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if you throw eggs at the car, doesnt the paint start to come off?
if you do that it costs them money... which is always fun


It actually has to be on there for quite a long time before anything really happens.
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#19
get some of those spikey dealies that tey put on roads so people don't go the wrong way, and if they try to get away there go their tires... then bring on the piss filled super soakers
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#21
I can't block the road because there are quite a few cars that go down it even though its not a main road...
my friend has a paint ball gun so I may take that for the night and have some fun with their car when they drive up............

I'll try the night vision cam outside when I do this too.....if it comes out good and editing makes it better ill post the video for you guys.
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#22
Get one of those stinger things the police use to blow tyres, and stop the car. Then apply baseball bats/petrol & fire/scorpions as available to the car and it's occupants.
#24
Seriously, when they go for the egg, piss filled water gun and paintball. Undeniable combo. - Fatality.
#25
really depends on how far you're willing to go for revenge isn't it?
i mean, you can be a good sport and get them back with eggs and what not,
OR, and im just throwing this idea out here, you can knock them unconscious, give them a local Anaesthetic so that they don't wake up and dismember their bodies while they're still alive.

just a thought, hope it helps
#26
a spike strip or just make your own like nails in a big plank of wood and try throwing a brick through the guys windscreen or paint or or something that will mark the car so if you see it again you can get revenge
#27
i was at my grandparents house on 4th of july and they had new neighbors move in a couple months earlier, so neways me and my cousins who were there were setting of legal fireworks like smoke bombs and like little cheap spinny ****, since the lil street they live on has cars parked along side of it we went up to the intersection to light fireworks as there are no cars around and would be the most safe place to set off fireworks, also note that this is not a very busy street at all there might be one car driving by every hour or so, with that said we had water just in case a firework would somehow go out of control. we let a few cars pass without any trouble and not throwing fireworks at their vehivles, we pretty much were setting off harmless fireworks in a safe environment minding our own business. well the new neighbors my grandparents come out and ask us what we are doing (in a smart ass tone of course cause she knew what we were doing), and being the smart ass i am i told her we were setting off fireworks, she then says we are disturbing the whole neghborhood and proceedes (sp?) to lecture us on how this is a peaceful community and all this BS, so i told her right out that she better shut her god damn mouth cause i have been a resident of this community since i was born which is over 21years so nothing is going to change so if u dont like it you can move. me and my cousins then continued to light off fireworks, she then called us immature and other demeaning (sp?) things, and all i said to her was **** off before this gets ugly and at this time her husband was standing next to her. Now about 3 months later other cases have occured with her being a complete bitch for no reason, such as me and my cousins playing wiffle ball one day and the ball went into their yard so i briefly ran over picked the ball up and ran back to my grnadparents yard, she calls the cops saying i was causing trouble, now i then proceeded to tell the officer i only got this wiffle ball and then took the bit*h to the cleaners, the lady could not press charges but i could lol, i got the bitch for falseifying (sp?) a report. well lets just say the bitch is still on probation and lost her job because of this since she was a school teacher haha. now normally im a very nice person unless you f*ck with me for no reason. So this mischievous night im gonna get the bitch again, im gonna take a bucket of paint and cover her car in it, then im gonna take more paint and throw it on her house, then if i still have time im going to use my grandfathers electrical tools and gloves and cut her power/telephone. you may think that all this is immature but there is one important rule in this world that all must know YOU DO NOT F*CK WITH AN ITALIAN!!!! haha bitch wont even see it comin
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#28
You should get a whole lot of those Pop Pop things, the things that explode when you throw them at stuff and dip them in a bit of road-coloured paint then put them on the road outside your house. That way, when they drive over them it will sounds like someone's shooting the hell out of their tyres and basically scare them ****less.

My granddad and I used to do that to our neighbours on Chinese New Year, but we used to just put them behind their tyres so when they reverse, BOOOM.

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#29
Didn't read the whole thread, but spike strips/stop sticks/caltrops seem to fit the bill.
#30
first throw something at windows that would break them I.E. bricks.. then paintball the hell out of them OR throwing knives....
#31
Hiding in the bush with a hose? What a bull**** thing to do; hide in the bush with baseball bat. That will teach the little biatches who is boss.
#32
Hide in the bush. Light a torch. When they come, at first sight of eggs, dump the torch in the car. Run. the end.


You may subsitute the torch with the following items

1. Dog
2. Dog Poo
3. Your own Poo
4. Your family's Poo
5. Someone's Poo
6. Burning Poo
7. Piss?
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#33
Quote by moody07747
So heres the deal, for the past two years these punks have been egging our house on mischief and/or Halloween night.

last year they got us off guard when we were eating dinner around 6pm.

They drive a car so they drive up, toss eggs, and speed away. Two years my dad got so pist that he put the red light on his work car and tried to pull them over to tell them off but they were too fast and there were people walking around that night so it wasn't worth the risk.

I'm looking for some "A Grade" revenge ideas to get back at these people.

- They speed away too fast to catch
- We have no idea how they are so we can't find their house and egg the hell out of it.
- The local police don't do anything about it because their house gets even worse than ours from what I've been told...


I was thinking of hiding in a bush near my front lawn with the hose so when they step out I could get them with the water which is never fun...plus I have a 10,000 candle power flood light I could blind them with while someone is helping with the hose...that would slow them down on driving for a few minutes

any other ideas?

put down a spike trap
#34
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i was at my grandparents house on 4th of july and they had new neighbors move in a couple months earlier, so neways me and my cousins who were there were setting of legal fireworks like smoke bombs and like little cheap spinny ****, since the lil street they live on has cars parked along side of it we went up to the intersection to light fireworks as there are no cars around and would be the most safe place to set off fireworks, also note that this is not a very busy street at all there might be one car driving by every hour or so, with that said we had water just in case a firework would somehow go out of control. we let a few cars pass without any trouble and not throwing fireworks at their vehivles, we pretty much were setting off harmless fireworks in a safe environment minding our own business. well the new neighbors my grandparents come out and ask us what we are doing (in a smart ass tone of course cause she knew what we were doing), and being the smart ass i am i told her we were setting off fireworks, she then says we are disturbing the whole neghborhood and proceedes (sp?) to lecture us on how this is a peaceful community ETC ETC ETC



You're an ass. Maybe the old lady was disrespectful in telling you to stop lighting fireworks. Maybe she's even as much a bitch as you say.

You NEVER **** with somebody's car or house. NEVER with paint. Unless, of course, you are an ass who wishes to go to hell.

How the **** are you proving that you're on higher moral ground while you dump paint on somebody's car and house? I like how you assert that this behavior is expected from italians. Good job.

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#35
I don't think Victor Meldrew would approve of this.
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#36
Buy a Dog.

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#37
Have sex with thier girlfriends
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#38
Throw waterbombs filled with paint at them.
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#39
i reckon paint-filled water bombs are in order. quick and easy.
or, get your own eggs. and egg them as well as the car.
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You're an ass. Maybe the old lady was disrespectful in telling you to stop lighting fireworks. Maybe she's even as much a bitch as you say.

You NEVER **** with somebody's car or house. NEVER with paint. Unless, of course, you are an ass who wishes to go to hell.

How the **** are you proving that you're on higher moral ground while you dump paint on somebody's car and house? I like how you assert that this behavior is expected from italians. Good job.


I think that right there says a lot about you.


lol dude i was going to hell wayyyy b4 this incident, and me being male, born in 1986 and unemployed has nothing to do with whats going on here, if your talking bout how im unemployed it is because of a medical condition which i am currently being treated for and am on work release, now the reason i made the italian statement in my post was due to the fact that me my family and many other italian people i know have short tempers, now im not saying that only italians have short tempers and im not saying that all italians have short tempers. you also dont know the history of countless times this lady has disrespected me and my grandparents, and you do not mess with my grandparents, she calls the police for no reason and this lady deserves what she gets. do i feel about about getting her put on probation, getting her fired from her job, and making her a total outcast of the community, hell no, if u knew the history of mental abuse she has put me and my family thru u would want to do much worse. i know behavior like this is frowned upon by all the pre-pubescent (sp?) teenagers on UG, but this woman who is in her 30's has had this coming since july 4th. im sorry if this whole paint thing offends you, but just be glad its not ur house and car lol, u crazy religious people and ur morals lmao
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