#1
Just for fun, what are some of the worst band ads everyone has seen? I have run into my fair share of them over the years...everything from a 3 word ad to one's written on post-it notes. I actually found this one on Craig's List today:

"I got a nice drum kit sitting in my basement with 3 or 4 cymbals.
Been awhile since i played.

I'm ideally looking to gig 3-4 times a month with a stellar band.
Would be nice to get signed with tour support.

feel free to holla back. "

I also have seen one before for a Christian Act in which they mentioned the words "Jesus Christ", "God" and "Holy Spirit" no less than 20 times in the ad. They also required prayer before and after each practice and gig. I don't think the ad even said anything else about music.
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#2
There was one ad on kijiji.ca that said "looking to make the world's best band". The ad had a picture of herman li on it. When I clicked it, it said "looking for a bassist, singer, drummer, keyboarder around the age of 14-17" The that posted the played guitar for 1 1/2 years
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#3
I saw a Damageplan ad on craigs list the other day. It said must have bullet proof vest.
Im not quite sure why...
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I saw a Damageplan ad on craigs list the other day. It said must have bullet proof vest.
Im not quite sure why...

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I thought this was a "Worst Band Aids" thread...
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I just improved this thread three hundred percent.

I ****ing hate those Scooby Doo band aids..
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I thought this was a "Worst Band Aids" thread...

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I just improved this thread three hundred percent.

I ****ing hate those Scooby Doo band aids..


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