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Real Life
165 39%
UG
65 15%
Youtube
43 10%
Any other website.
18 4%
Online Videogames
78 18%
Other
58 14%
Voters: 428.
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#1
I'd probally say on Youtube.

Example:

"I just looked at the two videos in your profile. Horrible, just absolutly horrible. That is the kind of music that makes pregnant women take clothes hangers and give themselves abortions so their kids won't have to live throught that."

"Oh, I'm sorry for making an educated guess on the two videos in your sig. I'm sorry for NOT taking the time out of my life two look at what you consider "good." If you're mind can comprehend that all. Oh looky! Zelda! Of course someone who whenever they even THINK about a girl is in danger of internal injuries. But even TALKING to one? Oh, you'd absolutely die. Just stick with your idea of a perfect time. Sitting in your parent's basement, with some jelly and your little Zelda! Oh me my oh my! Don't get me started on how you want to retire to Alabama! Where you can have all the homosexual incenst you want! Just think about all the webbed feet! In short, **** off."

Don't worry, I don't hate Zelda.
#2
In my rectum.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#3
Work, I make people I don't like stand at the register while I do the sidework. Especially this one girl that looks EXACTLY like Princess Fiona. I won't even let her go on smoke breaks, cause she's a hateful tattle tale.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#5
in your mom
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#6
real life
I tone down my language and my a-hole-ness so I don't get banned
Quote by somethingfunni

what do u like better. doing your girlfreind or doing jesus?
the answer to that question should never be 'doing jesus'


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I was looking at porn at the computer froze
#7
Whille playing basketball. I knocked down an ashmatic kid and he sat out the rest of the game.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#10
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Work, I make people I don't like stand at the register while I do the sidework. Especially this one girl that looks EXACTLY like Princess Fiona. I won't even let her go on smoke breaks, cause she's a hateful tattle tale.

What do you do for her to tattle on you?
#11
In real life, I'm a sarcastic, cynical, arrogant little bitch.


But my friends love me for it, I think.


Now I'm confuzzled.
#12
People on Youtube seriously ask for it.
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#13
I'm a real snob when I play FPS games online. I have no patience for n00bs.
Death to Ovation haters!
#15
I'm never really an ass.

I very, very, very rarely get tempers, and I don't get mad for no reason.

So, "Other", I guess.
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

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#16
Quote by glm
What do you do for her to tattle on you?

I told her she looked like Princess Fiona after the transformation into ogre. Luckily for me, my manager agreed with me.

Aside from that: For selling alcohol to someone I know is 25 years old, when Fiona insists she had a fake ID. Despite the fact that I knew this person for years..

"Not resetting the credit right", which I did..

God.. I can't even remember everything.

OH! Sexual harassment. Which.. It wasn't. She's just an egotistical skank. I told her that her underwear was showing, and I asked her to put it away.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#17
I'm meanest at the grocery store. There's something about buying zucchini that really steams my vegetables.


...that was horrible. I'm sorry.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#19
Quote by Rust_in_Peace34
People on Youtube seriously ask for it.

Fo real!
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I told her she looked like Princess Fiona after the transformation into ogre. Luckily for me, my manager agreed with me.

Aside from that: For selling alcohol to someone I know is 25 years old, when Fiona insists she had a fake ID. Despite the fact that I knew this person for years..

"Not resetting the credit right", which I did..

God.. I can't even remember everything.

OH! Sexual harassment. Which.. It wasn't. She's just an egotistical skank. I told her that her underwear was showing, and I asked her to put it away.

Dude, she's a bitch.
You should kill her.
#20
When I haven't beaten it in a while...
Ibanez RG350dx
Ibanez AF85 Artcore VLS
Peavey Bandit 112

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#21
im a huge ass on youtube, which is really strange cuz im a real nice guy irl, but on youtube i just get into it with those dumbass kids who think that synyster gates is the best guitarist in the world, such bs, he ****in sucks, and so does the rest of a7x
Quote by IbanezSA160a
Gays aren't discriminated against, they just can't get married, big ****ing deal.
#23
Quote by Gunpowder
I'm meanest at the grocery store. There's something about buying zucchini that really steams my vegetables.


...that was horrible. I'm sorry.

Hahaha, I laughed.

My Youtube Page

I wrote this story so many days ago
and the words kept falling onto pages.
Without the loss we can't go on
and with the loss we became strong.

#24
I'm an asshole to my family, but it's out of necessity, considering everyone else in my family is even more of an asshole than me.
#25
Xbox live probably.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#27
uhmm everywhere im just an all around ass hole
Quote by Saint of Steel
When you're climaxing shout:


'Show me where you're mother lives!'

See if that puts her off.

KMFDM FAN CLUB

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Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.
#28
between me butt cheeks.

*pompous laughter*
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(I wasn't cool enough for a name)
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Pfft, we all know Yakult isn't a person.
#29
Didn't realise so many people played online video games on UG. :confuesd:
#30
Games. I was an absolute douche when I played WoW..if people couldn't do things right, I was the douche of the century.
if you have belief in ur soul and jesus you can do anything
#31
Quote by greety
Games. I was an absolute douche when I played WoW..if people couldn't do things right, I was the douche of the century.

Those poor gamers.
#32
I thought this was about different social contexts, not different physical places.

I have a strange spectrum of assholery. I'm nicest to people whom I respect but don't know personally. I can be vicious to people, but it's rare. It's more that I'm very harsh and unrestrained in what ideas I express and how I express them, to people I don't really know or respect, and I have a very vicious sense of humour to those I'm close to. But if I respect you a lot without having a close, personal relationship to you, I'll probably not be much of an asshole at all. I'm actually violently loyal to people I care a lot about, but I combine it with sharp jokes and complete honesty.

Not a big difference between the internet or real life, except in the spectrum of people I meet. When it comes to school, most people I respect I'm friends with, so I'm pretty well always an ass, when it comes to the internet, I just don't know people, so I'm an ass, but there are a few circumstances where I'm polite.
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Last edited by jammoe at Oct 15, 2007,
#33
real life.
gear.

Schecter Loomis sig.
Engl fireball.
the highest.

CANNABIZZLE


Lets blaze, put this in your sig if you want to get high.
#35
Only in the Pit.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#36
IRL, unfortunately. I'm a cynical, sarcastic motherfvcker. And still I'm wondering why girls don't like me...
Quote by lizarday
oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#37
Real life. I'm not too mean on UG.
Quote by The Spoon
i wasnt wikipediaing blow job okay, it just happened


Quote by primusfan

one time i fucked a sofa.


Quote by Draken
Freedom of speach?

on a private website?

Based in Russia?

i'm sorry comrade, but you fail.
#38
XBox 360

I was playing Call of Duty or something, don't quite remember, and this Russian guy keeps killing me, so I started screaming "noob vagina asshole!!!" over the mic.

Quote by greety
Games. I was an absolute douche when I played WoW..if people couldn't do things right, I was the douche of the century.


Yeah, I was pretty bad about this as well. I was a real bastard on idiots in the trade, and retards in the BG's. I played Alliance as well, x2 the amount of douchebags.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#39
real life seriously, I dont know how to say a lot of stuff in english so on the internet I'm mostly nice
#40
well i voted other. but in real life, i'm only an ass at work. not so much an asshole.. just kind of an ass.
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
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