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#1
Well, I'm really not into men usually. But ever since I first read a post by RHCP94, there's been an instant attraction. I'm not just talking sexually, either. I feel he is my soul mate. And I'm pretty sure he feels the same way about me. The problem is, I feel I will be shunned by the rest of society for embracing a relationship with an underage person I met on the internet. Especially since it would strictly be an E-relationship.

What say you, UG? Would me make the perfect couple, or what?
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

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#2
Yes.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#3
Your opinion doesn't count. I'm leaving this up to the fourteen year olds. And Aqua Dementia.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
Last edited by Jack Off Jill at Oct 15, 2007,
#4
..ok...I already made a blog about it.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#5
im 16 I say yes
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#6
ANYONE who gets into an online relationship is pathetic.

You're not pathetic.....


Are you?
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#7
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I'm leaving this up to the fourteen year olds.



Oh, then I guess my opinion, is out the window as well.
#8
Quote by Fyre Deity
ANYONE who gets into an online relationship is pathetic.

You're not pathetic.....


Are you?

More than you think.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#10
Quote by RSOB Bass
What would JOJ and RHCP94's E-babies look like?

Well, according to JoJ, I like Half-Japanese's Jad Fair. So are babies would be Mexican Jad Fairs.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#11
Quote by Aqua Dementia
Oh, then I guess my opinion, is out the window as well.

Alright, I fixed it. Your opinion is important. When and if RHCP94 and I get married, I want you to be my best man.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#12
17 here
What ever floats your boat
But maybe I don't know the whole story, Do you two know each other outside UG?
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#13
I wish I could have a lasting E-relationship.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#18
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^^^

I can only dream....
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#19
As long as I get to ruin the relationship by making both member's unfaithful to each other, than yes, by all means, go ahead...
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#22
I'm 17...does my opinion still count?

I say no. RHCP94 will love you and leave, just as he's done a thousand times before to a thousand different UGers, leaving a trail of broken hearts behind him. I mean, Jack Off Jill, if you're into a purely physical fling, then by all means, go for it, because RHCP94 is fairly well-endowed. But if you're looking for a long term relationship or commitment, then look somewhere else.
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#23
Quit spamming my thread, I'm looking for SERIOUS responses.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#24
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I say no. RHCP94 will love you and leave, just as he's done a thousand times before to a thousand different UGers, leaving a trail of broken hearts behind him. I mean, Jack Off Jill, if you're into a purely physical fling, then by all means, go for it, because RHCP94 is fairly well-endowed. But if you're looking for a long term relationship or commitment, then look somewhere else.

The breakup was YOUR fault, Gunpowder! Stop living in the past!
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#25
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Alright, I fixed it. Your opinion is important. When and if RHCP94 and I get married, I want you to be my best man.



Sure I can be a best man, make sure there's some hot 18+ chicks at the wedding.
#26
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I wish I could have a lasting E-relationship.

ill have a long lasting E-relationship with you
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Kids keep having sex younger and younger these days. Eventually kids will be born without their virginity and their first words will be "bow chicka bow wow."
#27
Quote by Aqua Dementia
make sure there's some hot 18+ chicks at the wedding.

Hey, you can call Frenchy & Kensai whatever you want...
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#28
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Quit spamming my thread, I'm looking for SERIOUS responses.


I WAS SERIOUS!!!

P.S. i wanna play wedding too, but if i'm something dumb like an usher, there will be hell to pay i call either preist or flower girl... maybe ring bearer.
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You're Thurstonsexual

Happily E-Married to En_zed
The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

Enjoy reading? Please crit my work .
Last edited by x_thurston_x at Oct 15, 2007,
#30
Quote by Aqua Dementia
Sure I can be a best man, make sure there's some hot 18+ chicks at the wedding.

hmm... I'll try. I know who you'd get along with famously. Tarp Them.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#31
Quote by x_thurston_x
I WAS SERIOUS!!!

P.S. i wanna play wedding too, but if i'm something dumb like an usher, there will be hell to pay i call either preist or flower girl... maybe ring bearer.

Out of humur, you're the flower girl.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#32
Quote by Jack Off Jill
hmm... I'll try. I know who you'd get along with famously. Tarp Them.


Oh yea?!

Hmm.

She get banned or something?
#33
Quote by RHCP94
The breakup was YOUR fault, Gunpowder! Stop living in the past!


How does me walking in on you sexing up my grandfather constitute MY fault?!?!
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#34
You two seem good together, I support this union and would love to be the one holding the shotgun at the wedding.
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#35
should you hook up? what do you mean? you can't hook up unless you get together in person, which would be alright besides the age thing. is this the first guy you've liked? e-relationships are really dumb though, you can just call them e- friendships, because the whole thing will just be you guys having a great time talking and sharing your minds with eachother but no physicality so basically you're getting half the deal. a lot of times though physicallity is just a way of expressing what you can't in words so maybe it'll be cool, but still e-relationships shouldn't hinder you from hooking up with other people.
#36
Quote by Gunpowder
How does me walking in on you sexing up my grandfather constitute MY fault?!?!

He came onto me! Oh, and if you honored alittle thing called PRIVACY this would've never happened.
My all gold grills give her cold chills
Said she gotta coke feel cuz I'm sooo trill.
#37
yes, yes u should
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#39
Quote by RHCP94
He came onto me! Oh, and if you honored alittle thing called PRIVACY this would've never happened.


Really, because all that I saw was how you came on him! Privacy's dead. Stop living in the stone age.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#40
Quote by Aqua Dementia
Oh yea?!

Hmm.

She get banned or something?

Yes, she got banned. Hence, why I think that e-relationship would be beautiful.

Now it's time to help us find clothes for the wedding:
I'm thinking something like this
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.