#1
Some of the stupid things I've said to people in my life, at one point or another:

- I told my girlfriend that her romantic poem about me was "quite ****", right after she recited it to me. Just, like: GF: *recites poem, tearfully* Me: "That was quite ****" GF: *bursts into tears and doesn't speak to me for several days*

- I told my mother that I thought it would be a good idea if she "died instead of cried" when she was crying because I left a note on her pillow to say that I hated her (I was 10 ).

- After my younger brother annoyed me and just before he started highschool, I told a few of my friends that he was a Satan worshiper. That made his school-life hell (irony ftw) for a while.

- When I was drunk I told my very good friend who has studied acupuncture for two years that it is "a worthless subject with no relevance to any serious intellectual pursuits of knowledge, or to the advancement of mankind overall" (I'm a mean but voluble drunk).

Heavy words are so lightly thrown. So: what's some of the most hurtful stuff have you said to people in your life? Would you take any of it back if you could?
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#3
"I hate you" Numerous times to my mum when I was little
Didnt really understand what it meant then, but its really affected her now.


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#4
I can't share some of the ridiculously insensitive things I've said to people over the years. I really can't. I used to let my mouth lead me into all sorts of ****.

In retrospect, even that sounds far worse than it is.
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#5
I'm way too nice of a person...it seems that most of the bad situations I've gotten into in life are from not saying anything, which is probably just as bad as being an asshole.
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I'm way too nice of a person...it seems that most of the bad situations I've gotten into in life are from not saying anything, which is probably just as bad as being an asshole.


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Also really bad jokes have gotten me into trouble aswell...not because they're necessarily mean, but because people take them the wrong way...
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- After my younger brother annoyed me and just before he started highschool, I told a few of my friends that he was a Satan worshiper. That made his school-life hell (irony ftw) for a while.

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#9
Wow, you're a dick.
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#10
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Wow, you're a dick.


I was a dick, thank you very much.

I have apologised profusely for each of the above transgressions.
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I was a fat prick back when I was in six grade yes I said fat and yes I was a prick but now I dont hardly say anything mean
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#12
Once, when playing football, I said to a kid, 'I skull fucked your mum last night and I'm still better than you on the pitch.'

He actually cried.
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#13
Accidently saying somehtingat the wrong time. I jokingly called my mate a "Raging homosexual" and a gay mate of mine was standing right by me...I kinda blushed and hastingly changed subjects...
#14
Once, when playing football, I said to a kid, 'I skull fucked your mum last night and I'm still better than you on the pitch.'

He actually cried.

Ahhhh... Once I told somebody that I shot their dad and ****ed the wound. That was taken for the joke that it was, though. That is, until I actually shot his dad and ****ed the wound.
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I called someone a Fat Mess when they were walking behind me and I didn't notice, luckily she didn't hear.
#16
A couple of years ago I was playfighting with this girl and I said to her, in jest of course, 'Nobody likes you! Not even your mum likes you!'

It was about half a second later, when I saw her face drop, that I remembered her mum really didn't like her...

Lol, I got a slap from one of her friends while she was off crying.


This 1 was absolutely ridiculous:

I was out with some friends drinking on a friday night, a few weeks ago, and me and a mate were talking to 3 girls. We were saying sexist stuff, only in jest and whatnot, and then this other girl comes over and says 'you're so sexist!' to which I replied 'shut up you feminist!!!'

And then a couple of minutes later, someone comes over to us and tells us that we made the girl cry :S And she had a proper boo-up for about an hour...

****ing drunk emotional girls! Hate them bitches!
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#17
I said "**** you" to my stepdad when I was about 5. Yeah.
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#18
uhmm im too nice of a person to say overly mean stuff to people that arent my close friends...

but TS you seem kinda like a... well... asshat
#19
my ex= bitched for rougly an hour about how i dont listen to her
me= *snore*
this was on the phone btw lol
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#20
I told my teacher in Year 1 to fuck off.

Youthful innocence FTW!
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#21
Well theres my friends who has a girl who fat and Gothic so we call her Goth whale right. She annoying sometimes but safe to be honest. But also theres this girl who fat and Gothic but threw up after eating chicken and a chicken bone was within the vomit on the floor. So we call her chicken bone girl.

This is where I say the wrong thing to Goth Whale. I was telling her the story about chicken bone girl to her (her real names Amy) and at the end I go.

Me: Yeah so because she ate a chicken bone we call her Goth Whale!!

I was like Wtf did I just say. Amy don't know that she gets called Goth Whale all the time and said it to her while laughing. But I styled it out by carrying on calling her Goth whale for remainder of the story. My other friend who was there at the time knew what i had done and she was laughing for ages, making out she was laughing at the story rather than me calling her Goth Whale in front of her face.
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