#1
Pardon me.




It could be used as an apology. For instance:

You burp, then say: "Pardon me, it must have been someone I ate."


Or as a great opening to a put-down:

"Pardon me, but is that your face ... or did your neck just throw up? "


So UG, what are your favorite expressions that start with "Pardon me ..."


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#2
"Pardon me but what do you think you are doing making silly threads? Tally-ho!"
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When you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.

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#4
Pardon me, but wtf were u thinking for making this noob thread?
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#5
Quote by Slooj
Pardon me, but wtf were u thinking for making this noob thread?


Pardon me, but is your penis so small you have to put down people on the internet to enhance your own manliness?
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#6
Quote by Kensai
Pardon me, but is your penis so small you have to put down people on the internet to enhance your own manliness?
Ouch!


Pardon me Kensai, is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#7
"Pardon me, dear sir, but this thread is filled with the utmost faggotry. Please remove it."
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#8
"pardon me madam, but are u pregnant, or a bit of a fat bitch?"
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#10
Quote by NemesisX
"Pardon me, dear sir, but this thread is filled with the utmost faggotry. Please remove it."


"Pardon me, but it was pretty manly till you showed up"
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I only do that on MSN, and I get many complaints about it.

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#11
Quote by blu_flame34
Doesn't anybody have anything nice to say?

Cristetta, you didn't say "Pardon me ..."


"Pardon me Cristetta, but could you please call a cop. I believe you've just stolen my heart."
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Last edited by SomeoneYouKnew at Oct 15, 2007,
#12
Quote by NemesisX
"Pardon me, dear sir, but this thread is filled with the utmost faggotry. Please remove it."




that was mean, but hilarious

"Pardon me, I was already using this toilet when you so abruptly intervened."

Quote by blu_flame34
Doesn't anybody have anything nice to say?


"Pardon me for saying so, but you're gorgeous. Do you happen to have any cheese?"
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#13
pardon me but would you prefer to have a knife in your stomach or to give me your money.
#14
Pardon Me, but im going to sexually assault you and plant a baby seed in your belly by, golly i sure will
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#15
Pardon Me. Do you practice being stupid or does it come naturally.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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