#1
Right.

Me and my very bestest friend are getting bored, so we have decided to try and convince her boyfriend that me and her are brother and sister.

The problem is that we're stuck for ideas to convince him.

He is very gullible. We kinda look similar so that shoudln't be too much of a worry.

Just any ideas for general bickering of sayings when we leave (cuz she ALWAYS spends saturday nights at her mates) ?!?

Thanks for any help.

Nick
#2
1) State that you are brother and sister... from the South.
2) Hot sex
3) ???
4) Profit?

.... That was awful.


A question, do you have a real sister? If you do, just grab a pic of you and her when you were little or something... and show.
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#3
Remember, seeing as you two aren't actually brother and sister incest is fine.
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#4
Nah, i don't have any bros or sisters, and neither does she.

and as much as i would love to have hot sex with her, i've got a girlfriend and we're like REALLY good best friends.
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#6
find a picture of your cousins who is brother and sister and use that picture.. if he's as gullible as you say he is, he probably wont notice
What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

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gess i cant dai.
#7
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Nah, i don't have any bros or sisters, and neither does she.

and as much as i would love to have hot sex with her, i've got a girlfriend and we're like REALLY good best friends.


that's no problem, just go to another state and sex her up al you want
#8
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1) State that you are brother and sister... from the South.
2) Hot sex
3) ???
4) Profit?

.... That was awful.

he said bro n sis, not father and daughter

"my daddys married to mah sister but it dont affect me none"

double first cousins ftl
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#9
maybe u can get her parents to go along with it.. i mean some parents will do that some times.. i know mine would. But like Demon Wolf said... if u have a sis grab one of u 2 together.. if not if u have one with u and a cuz u could prolly pull that off if he is gullible as u say.. try that.. of if u don't have that.. there is always photoshop... just conect a pic of her and u toghter with that.... Best of luck Dude

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#10
This is just a little weird, dude.
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#12
....say that you're brother and sister? I don't see why you would have trouble convincing him if he doesn't know you're not.
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#13
yeah, but like.

What do brothers and sisters bicker about?!

what do they say when they leave each otehr!??
stuff like that.

like little stuff.

we already got the "mum loves you more" sorted ok.

any more?!?
#14
Just take the piss out of eachother.

Appearance and stuff...
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#15
as brothers and sisters get older they dont really argue about much.. cause the sister is usually too busy with school and going on dates and getting in trouble with mom about having sex, while the brother is like.. a druggie who never gets caught lol or at least that was my experience anyway :3
What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

EPICPHAIL.

gess i cant dai.
#16
Stay out of my room! Stop touching my things ........ I can't believe mom let u get away with*insert thiing here* ......... I will tell mom if u do*insert crime here*

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yeah, but like.

What do brothers and sisters bicker about?!

what do they say when they leave each otehr!??
stuff like that.

like little stuff.

we already got the "mum loves you more" sorted ok.

any more?!?


Real bro/sis don't usually do that. If they're close they just hang out like normal friends.
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#19
ookeeey.... so I'm just gonna.. uhm.. yea bye.
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#20
Me and my sis fight all the time.. we scream at each other and curse at each other.. pull eachothers hair... She was one the phone once and i pushed her over the couch and got her head stuck between to couch cushoins and her feet were in the air kicking and i fell over in laughter.. and she is screaming in to the phone "help get me out , get my out u B*tch... I f**king Hate u." i couldn't stop laughing.. and now we laugh about it.... now that i think about it i should have gotten the camera


But i would dye without her. and we love each other. and we are friends in a way.. she dosen't really like hanging with a gothic/punk... b/c she is a prepy "gansta"

be we love each other.

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#21
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as brothers and sisters get older they dont really argue about much.. cause the sister is usually too busy with school and going on dates and getting in trouble with mom about having sex, while the brother is like.. a druggie who never gets caught lol or at least that was my experience anyway :3



you described my life from age 16-19.
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Me and my sis fight all the time.. we scream at each other and curse at each other.. pull eachothers hair... She was one the phone once and i pushed her over the couch and got her head stuck between to couch cushoins and her feet were in the air kicking and i fell over in laughter.. and she is screaming in to the phone "help get me out , get my out u B*tch... I f**king Hate u." i couldn't stop laughing.. and now we laugh about it.... now that i think about it i should have gotten the camera


But i would dye without her. and we love each other. and we are friends in a way.. she dosen't really like hanging with a gothic/punk... b/c she is a prepy "gansta"

be we love each other.


that doesnt work.
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