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My friends and I were talking today and we were talking about all the pranks that have been pulled by seniors at our school in years past. We jsut want something funny, but that will get our class remebered.

ANY AND ALL PRANKS WELCOME

Anything you want to throw out there would be great.
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Two years ago, the seniors on my school filled the entire principal's office with balloons. Like, totally stacked up to ceiling.
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well one that was done at our highschool in 2002 was we have television announcements everyday and then they have a VHS of the pledge of allegiance and we all stand and do that well we were all sitting down and then the tape said "please rise for the pledge of allegiance" and as we face the flag under our television in the classroom hardcore porn comes on, and there we stood with our hand over our heart saluting hardcore porn and nothing my friend will be as funny as that in my entire life. so in short if ur school does audio or visual announcements via TV get a nerdy guy to hack into the stuff somehow and mess it all up lol goood times good luck man
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#5
seran wrap over toilet bowls, and powerdered laxatives.....
just so i dont have to edit every post i make, let me clarify something I CANT TYPE WELL....thanks
#6
the porn one would be great if we had video anoucements, but the principle says them the others have been thought of, only with superballs and not balloons

keep 'em coming
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#7
Oooh I got a good one
right,
1. stick a piece of string to a tack or a pin.
2. do this multiple times.
3.stick the string to windows
4. hope for wind

after like half an hour, it really annoys you
#8
in between periods get a few friends a few hundred dixie cups. fill them with water and completely cover a stair case with them so there is no space in between them. so when someone tries going down the stairs they either have to stomp them=water splashed all over or they have to kick them out of the way=water splashed all over. either way is a win.
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#9
1. Block all the toilets in school

2. Buy 50 packs of curry powder, 50 packs of sweetcones, 50 packs of beans, and 50 packs of flours.

3. Mixed them together in the water tank at the back in all toilets.

4. Wait for people to flush them.

5. ???

6. PROFIT!!!



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in between periods get a few friends a few hundred dixie cups. fill them with water and completely cover a stair case with them so there is no space in between them. so when someone tries going down the stairs they either have to stomp them=water splashed all over or they have to kick them out of the way=water splashed all over. either way is a win.



wow, we might have a condender
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in between periods get a few friends a few hundred dixie cups. fill them with water and completely cover a stair case with them so there is no space in between them. so when someone tries going down the stairs they either have to stomp them=water splashed all over or they have to kick them out of the way=water splashed all over. either way is a win.


Thats actually quite cool!
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Keep 'em coming
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#14
when somebody is reaaaaaly drunk and sleeps.
you pull down his pants and use a stick formes object to put
a condom halfway his ass..

you can also use dubble-side see trough tape and tape that on a toilet seat.
a big ouch when you have a lot of arse hair


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Somebody mentioned diet coke and and Mentos ... perhaps that could be combined with the toilet one.

If you put Mentos in the toilet and fill the cistern with diet coke, and wait for someone to flush it, you think it would work?

Edit: Speaking of toilet seat pranks, I once sat on a toilet at school not realising that the seat wasn't screwed down. If anyone had been watching I imagine it would have been fucking hilarious. I sat down quite fast so went flying and landed with a crash on the floor of the cubicle. So how about unscrewing all the toilet seats? AND put sticky tape on them, so they land on the floor with the seat stuck to them!
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you can also use dubble-side see trough tape and tape that on a toilet seat.
a big ouch when you have a lot of arse hair



another contender
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Somebody mentioned diet coke and and Mentos ... perhaps that could be combined with the toilet one.

If you put Mentos in the toilet and fill the cistern with diet coke, and wait for someone to flush it, you think it would work?



maybe...
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Phantom ****ters- you need old shoes and jeans. Roll up some newspaper, and put socks over it. Then get your old shoes, and put the paper inside. All you need to do then is go into the cubical put down the shoes, put your old jeans over the shoes. Now you lock the door, climb over the top, and to the casual under the stall observer you have a cubical in use. Repeat this for every bathroom in school.

Make sure this is kept on the down-low, and make sure that you buy some second hand shoes and pants, to avoid the rap.
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Quote by Malakian88
Somebody mentioned diet coke and and Mentos ... perhaps that could be combined with the toilet one.

If you put Mentos in the toilet and fill the cistern with diet coke, and wait for someone to flush it, you think it would work?


Unfortunately, no, the diet soda would have to be fully carbonated, and by the time that someone flushes the toilet, the soda would probably be flat.
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when somebody is reaaaaaly drunk and sleeps.
you pull down his pants and use a stick formes object to put
a condom halfway his ass..



that is the second time if have seen you suggest this in a thread. dude, thats just weird. why would you want to shove a stick up your friends ass? the punchline does not outweigh the preparation.
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#22
Pack an entire hallway (or more realistically a small section that is still too big just to jump over) with styrofoam cups filled with water. How you will do this without getting caught? I don't know!
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that is the second time if have seen you suggest this in a thread. dude, thats just weird. why would you want to shove a stick up your friends ass? the punchline does not outweigh the preparation.


thats because some people still refuse to use the searchbutton.
The action itself is idd grose.. but when he notices and tries to hide it for the rest is just hilarious


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#24
it has to funny but doesn't constitute to criminal damage, or else your asking for police trouble.

I like the good old get 2 animals/pets, put a big label on them saying 1 and 3, then they spend aaaages looking for 2 when really it doesn't exist
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Pack an entire hallway (or more realistically a small section that is still too big just to jump over) with styrofoam cups filled with water. How you will do this without getting caught? I don't know!


get four or five friends each with two gallon milk jugs filled with water and quickly pour and place cups working your way down the stairs. one person places cups, one person hands cups to the placer, one person pours, one person hands jugs of water to the pourer, one lookout at the top of the stairs, and one lookout at the bottom of the stairs. should take you five minutes tops.
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#26
Put something slippery like a cleaning product on the top of a busy stairwell.
Watch them all fall down.

Or..

Put potatoes in all of the staff's exhaust pipes.
That might not turn out good.
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#28
Offer everyone free chewing gum, but only tell them its chewing gum, when its really heroine... Then laugh as they fall down the slippery slope of addiction
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i have a principal at my school and he is super ass fat, he has no ass and he hase to wear suspenders to keep his pants up because his gut i ttoo big to go in his jeans. Anyways, ive always wanted to run behind him at a pep rally when he was speaking and cut his suspenders and his pants would drop in front o fthe whole school! that woulda been awesome.
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#30
Put those two ideas togather: Unscrewed toilet seat and double-sided tape = A TOILET SEAT STUCK TO YOUR ASS!
#31
Bring your guitar to school and whenever your teacher calls on you, respond in the form of a song.

Then throw a rock at him/her, shout out something in gibberish and run away.
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#32
Dress up in a gorilla suit, go up to a teacher you hate, punch him/her in the face and run like ****.
#33
Get as many people as you can to head bang and just have a huge group of people standing in the hallway head banging together. You won't get in trouble and it'll be cool or funny as hell. Post videos if you do.
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#34
All the seniors in our school bought cigars and when the bell rang they ran out of the room and lit up. The school was clam-baked with cigar smoke. Even the straight edged kids did it.
#35
If you have stairs and a cow... cows can only walk upstairs... and not back down them.

I heard something about dyeing the grass of the football stadium some different color...

err, Idk, I want to pull one this year... but I don't know what to do.
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Plant watercress seeds in the shape of a knob on the school field. They're the same colour as the grass, until they get cut, then it's bright white.