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#1
Just post ironic stuff (NO pictures , theres already an ironic picture thread)

Anyways , a couple of days ago i got spam mail saying "Do you want to get rid of smap mail?".

I thought that was kind of ironic.
#2
"How ironic. Now he's blind after a life of enjoying being able to see."

/thread.
#6
Quote by HarleyFoxx
Im sure some people will be blind enough to click it anyways...




That's not ironic. That's just ****ing annoying.

Rain on your Wedding day isn't ironic at all. It's just really bloody annoying.
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Seriously wtf was that?
#7
Quote by Colchester91
Rain on your Wedding day isn't ironic at all. It's just really bloody annoying.


But, a song called 'Ironic' about things that aren't ironic.....

Isn't that ironic?
#8
I think she meant the irony being a song called Ironic not being ironic. That's the irony, and also the catch 22.
#9
Quote by HarleyFoxx
Im sure some people will be blind enough to click it anyways...




Alanis Morissette
#10
I hate posting


see the irony ?


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#12
Quote by Colchester91
That's not ironic. That's just ****ing annoying.

Rain on your Wedding day isn't ironic at all. It's just really bloody annoying.


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" 'A traffic jam when you're already late.' That isn't ironic, unless you were late for a meeting on how to relieve traffic congestion"
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#14
Quote by _Mayday_
But, a song called 'Ironic' about things that aren't ironic.....

Isn't that ironic?



Dontcha think?
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#18
Most people don't even understand the concept of irony.

Rain on your wedding day? How is that ironic? It's unfortunate, sure, but not ironic.
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#19
Quote by Smokey Amp
Most people don't even understand the concept of irony.

Rain on your wedding day? How is that ironic? It's unfortunate, sure, but not ironic.


But, a song called 'Ironic' about things that aren't ironic.....

Isn't that ironic?
#20
Quote by _Mayday_
But, a song called 'Ironic' about things that aren't ironic.....

Isn't that ironic?



I believe the picture I posted was ironic...not this argument
#21
Quote by _Mayday_
But, a song called 'Ironic' about things that aren't ironic.....

Isn't that ironic?


I think it's more fail than ironic.
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#22
Irony is Iron man with erectile dysfunction.
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#23
Quote by Smokey Amp
I think it's more fail than ironic.


What's this? Smokey Amp, hater of memes, using a meme?


Isn't that...

IRONIC?
#24
Quote by _Mayday_
What's this? Smokey Amp, hater of memes, using a meme?


Isn't that...

IRONIC?


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#25
Speaking of Internet Memes - Irony is getting tased by a bro

He's not a bro at all!
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#27
Hehe

That Alanis song made me lol.

1. because she tried to give examples of irony and misearably failed.
2.It makes the joke ironic because she actualy called her song "Ironic" without any irony in the song.
And by the lyrcis of the song i doubt she intended it.

More like an epic phail.
#29
Irony deals with opposites; it has nothing to do with coincidence. If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence. Irony is "a state of affairs that is the reverse of what was to be expected; a result opposite to and in mockery of the appropriate result." For instance: a diabetic, on his way to buy insulin, is killed by a runaway truck. He is the victim of an accident. If the truck was delivering sugar, he is the victim of an oddly poetic coincidence. But if the truck was delivering insulin, ah! Then he is the victim of an irony. If a Kurd, after surviving bloody battle with Saddam Hussein's army and a long, difficult escape through the mountains, is crushed and killed by a parachute drop of humanitarian aid, that, my friend, is irony writ large. Darryl Stingley, the pro football player, was paralyzed after a brutal hit by Jack Tatum. Now Darryl Stingley's son plays football, and if the son should become paralyzed while playing, it will not be ironic. It will be coincidental. If Darryl Stingley's son paralyzes someone else, that will be closer to ironic. If he paralyzes Jack Tatum's son, that will be precisely ironic.

- George Carlin, from his book Brain Droppings.
#30
Quote by HaKattack
Dontcha think?


A bit too ironic
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#32
“For me the great debate on whether what I was saying in ‘Ironic’ was ironic wasn’t a traumatic debate. I’d always embraced the fact that every once in a while I’d be the malapropism queen. And when Glen and I were writing it, we definitely were not doggedly making sure that everything was technically ironic. It’s a testament to the fact that we didn’t think it was going to be put under the microscope by 30 million people. For me the sweetest moment came in New York when a woman came up to me in a record store and said, ‘So all those things in the ‘Ironic’ aren’t ironic.’ And then she said, ‘And that’s the irony.” I said, ‘Yup.’ To me it’s a real snapshot of a nineteen-year-old’s definition and version of how life worked at the time. All that ‘Ironic’ touches on spawned all my future inquiries into and current understandings of the mysteries of life.”

- The Woman Herself.
#33
irony is a fireman burning to death

irony is a police officer being arrested


And boys touching priests.
It's gonna be a blue day
#34
I think this thread would be ironic if it was made of iron...
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#35
Quote by Heafyman
I think this thread would be ironic if it was made of iron...



Hmm whats pretty ironic about this thread is that theres not much actual irony in here
#36
Quote by Colchester91
That's not ironic. That's just ****ing annoying.

Rain on your Wedding day isn't ironic at all. It's just really bloody annoying.

It rained on my wedding day. It wasn't ironic, just wet.
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#37
Quote by Evil_Magician
Hmm whats pretty ironic about this thread is that theres not much actual irony in here


Hmm, yes but that in itself is ironic, therefore it is self defeating, and runs into an everlasting circle of contradictions...

Quite ironic really.
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#38
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Shut your noise, I was 18 when I had mine. About 30 seconds later the girl was sick on me. I'm not sure if the two events were related.
#39
the most ownage one ever is:

"a malicious program has attempted to close down Windows. As a precaution Windows was shut down"
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#40
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the most ownage one ever is:

"a malicious program has attempted to close down Windows. As a precaution Windows was shut down"


The keyboard error messages on older motherboards:
"Keyboard not found, press any key to continue"
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