#1
Today, the most significant feat in musical history has been accomplished.
Matthew Jones, 16, today invented the technique known as "slap piano".

And soon the world shall know.
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#5
slap piano has been around for ages...
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#6
on the strings?
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#7
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slap piano has been around for ages...
Alexander the Great played slap piano
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#10
not my name

its matthew joneses name
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#14
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Matthew Jones is my name


you don't happen to be 16 do you?
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#16
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Matthew Jones is my name

Congratulations, you invented slap piano...
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#17
Slapping keys = Hitting keys hard
Hitting keys hard = Pressing keys down
Pressing keys down = every piano player ever.
#18
not slapping the keys tho, thats too easy,

opening up the piano and slapping the strings

you'll need the right pedal pressed down to get the full effect
try the high notes, go on
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#19
I swear I saw a cat playing "slap piano" on you-tube.

It's already been invented.

Fail.