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#1
my friend calls me an asshole all the damn time. example: he'll ask for food at lunch because he wont buy his own, and when i say that im gonna eat it, he says loud enough for everyone to hear "jakes an asshole". he says this everytime i dont do what he wants. what can i say to him to make him see his hypocrtical ways?
#2
Tell him he's an asshole.
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#4
No you're not. Your friend is an idiot for not buying food of his own.
#6
He sounds like a manipulating little child.

Put him in the hole.
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#7
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He sounds like he's joking and you all sound like n00bs

lulz
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#8
say, "are you a poor little ethiopian kid that nobody cares about? no. thats what i thought. now go buy your own lunch you inconsiderate bastard"
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#9
friend: jakes an asshole
jake:FALSE ADVERTISING BITCH
*two days later in court*
harvey birdman:my client is so hot.
judge:pic plz
harvey birdman:
judge:hm?
jury: ???
#10
Punch him in the Jugular, that'll teach him a lesson.
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#11
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say, "are you a poor little ethiopian kid that nobody cares about? no. thats what i thought. now go buy your own lunch you inconsiderate bastard"

But then he would be an asshole.
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#13
Think of funny insults to call him that will make other people laugh. Like Douchebag, Ass rat, **** rodent, dumb **** etc.
#14
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my friend calls me an asshole all the damn time. example: he'll ask for food at lunch because he wont buy his own, and when i say that im gonna eat it, he says loud enough for everyone to hear "jakes an asshole". he says this everytime i dont do what he wants. what can i say to him to make him see his hypocrtical ways?

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#15
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He sounds like he's joking and you all sound like n00bs

lulz



Ah yes, us people who use real words are such n00bs.

On another note, just call him an asshole every time he calls you one.
#16
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friend: jakes an asshole
jake:FALSE ADVERTISING BITCH
*two days later in court*
harvey birdman:my client is so hot.
judge:pic plz
harvey birdman:
judge:hm?
jury: ???



^^ boring


Em nope, your friend is the arse xD
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#19
rofl no, but im a pushover at school ppl will b like, i need 20$ ill b like sure i gave away like... almost 75 dollars like tht last year


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#22
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Ah yes, us people who use real words are such n00bs.



n00b is a real word. Language is a moveable feast. Just as we had Old English, Middle English and early modern English, we now have modern english. A part of which, or a continuation of which, is all that language which is understood and has meaning because language evolves constantly.

n00b has meaning supplied to it by those who use it and thusly is as valid as any word and as "real" as any other word. In fact, doubting the existence of that which is clearly existent would be considered a sign of insanity by some.

...


Seriously, the guy sounds like he's joking and the threadstarter can't take it ( no offense)
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#24
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rofl no, but im a pushover at school ppl will b like, i need 20$ ill b like sure i gave away like... almost 75 dollars like tht last year


i need $20
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#25
you bitch and whine about this person, yet you still call them a friend?
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#26
Give him some food and before he eats it say "Can i have some of that?" If he says no yell "Who's an asshole now!!!! bitch...."
#27
short answer yes with an if
long answer no with a but
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#28
If he asks for food, just throw it at his face and say something cheesy like, "You want food? Here's your food mother fukker!" I think it would be best if you threw something viscous, that way it'll be difficult for your "friend" to clean it off.
#30
How dare you horde all of the curly fries and chicken nuggets for yourself!
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#31
He's manipulative, what grade are you in? Just confront him and tell him to stop and that you don't really want to be his friend if he doesn't (if this is true)

I like how the thread starter spelled Georgia wrong in his location.
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#32
Your friend sounds like an attention seeking social misfit. But then TS, so do you, because wtf do you expect anyone to do about it for you? You don't need to ask this question, because I'm sure you know the answer. So fight your own fight or emigrate to
f*****g Siberia or someplace where it's possible to be a social misfit for weeks on end without disturbing anyone else.
#33
Quote by Spitz13
friend: jakes an asshole
jake:FALSE ADVERTISING BITCH
*two days later in court*
harvey birdman:my client is so hot.
judge:pic plz
harvey birdman:
judge:hm?
jury: ???

pardon?


your friend is an asshole. tell him that.

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#35
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when he turns around and says "jakes an asshole" wait for him to turn around and punch him in the face that'd shut him up


That would only qualify the statement that "Jake is an asshole."
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#36
When he asks for food say "Sure, can I offer you a nice cup of Shut the **** UP!!!!!"
#38
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That would only qualify the statement that "Jake is an asshole."



exactly, he said he was an asshole so then jake decided to show him what sitting infront of an asshole would be like
#39
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Tell him he's an asshole.


Pretty much.

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n00b is a real word. Language is a moveable feast. Just as we had Old English, Middle English and early modern English, we now have modern english. A part of which, or a continuation of which, is all that language which is understood and has meaning because language evolves constantly.

n00b has meaning supplied to it by those who use it and thusly is as valid as any word and as "real" as any other word. In fact, doubting the existence of that which is clearly existent would be considered a sign of insanity by some.

...


Seriously, the guy sounds like he's joking and the threadstarter can't take it ( no offense)


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