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#1
Now let me just say i have no problems with Mr Winky he's in perfect working order.

Me and "the wife" are staying in a Hotel at weekend and i thought it would be amusing to get some Viagra. Would be a bit of a giggle to have a third leg all night i reckon.

Question is...is Viagra legal in the UK? If it isn't...then why not?

Where do i get it from?

First post in a while this is too...
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#2
I'm always getting emails telling me I need a bigger dick and that viagra is AMAZING!!!@@@@111!!

I think you can get some from a pharmacy or something mate, but I personally wouldn't go near anything that messes with my equipment.
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I'm always getting emails telling me I need a bigger dick and that viagra is AMAZING!!!@@@@111!!

I think you can get some from a pharmacy or something mate, but I personally wouldn't go near anything that messes with my equipment.


After further reading it is only available by prescription.

I've taken it before. It's funny, as long as you don't have a bad heart.

It's like when you haven't had sex for ages and it's hard and THROBBING. It's funny because you can hang towels on it
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#5
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I'm always getting emails telling me I need a bigger dick and that viagra is AMAZING!!!@@@@111!!

I think you can get some from a pharmacy or something mate, but I personally wouldn't go near anything that messes with my equipment.


Yeah I wouldn't touch it either, because I get this picture in my head of me with a boner for 7 hours just sitting there in pain.....panicking.
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#6
I wouldn't mess with it unless your old and need to get a so called lift.

Thought I needed it once, I woke up and "The beast" was having a lie in. Thought I was bloody impotant.
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#8
it's all fun and games until you have an erection for more than 4 hours. next thing you know you feel like your **** looked Medusa straight in the eyes and wont be turning back from stone for a good year or 2.

i think too much or pre-mature Viagra just gives you headaches have fun man.
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It's like when you haven't had sex for ages and it's hard and THROBBING. It's funny because you can hang towels on it



you're a sick person.
#10
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I wouldn't mess with it unless your old and need to get a so called lift.

Thought I needed it once, I woke up and "The beast" was having a lie in. Thought I was bloody impotant.


Well i'm not old

I probably won't be able to get anything by weekend anyway unless i find some local.

The part about the beast having a lie in is scary! I seemed to be fine after it.
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#11
PLease do it. Post how it goes. Kid in school took one once for some money, had a erection and was puking everywhere. But I mean, isn't that in essance what a good party does to ya?
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#12
It gave me a bit of a headache but that was about it, i can't imagine being sick from it.

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#13
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After further reading it is only available by prescription.

I've taken it before. It's funny, as long as you don't have a bad heart.

It's like when you haven't had sex for ages and it's hard and THROBBING. It's funny because you can hang towels on it



I can do that anytime I get a boner, am I alone here?
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#14
i remember my friend had a real bad headache and he took viagra instead of painkillers that was the funniest thing i've ever seen!!!
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I can do that anytime I get a boner, am I alone here?


Nah i can do it. It's funny just after a shower

I mainly meant the throbbing, third leg kind of feeling.
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#16
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I can do that anytime I get a boner, am I alone here?

These young guys.....look us slightly older dudes need a bit of encouragement from other sources sometimes. I got my gf, dave has his viagra maybe, my mate pretends he's Bond...leave us alone!
#17
well i dont think viagra can be too horible or cause your junk to stop working. i took a midol in 8th grade as a joke and im perfectly fine.
#18
I remember once when a kid got a Viagra confused with his allergy medicine and took it.I think that may be the thread where the phrase "rub Icyhot on it" spawned.
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#20
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These young guys.....look us slightly older dudes need a bit of encouragement from other sources sometimes. I got my gf, dave has his viagra maybe, my mate pretends he's Bond...leave us alone!


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#21
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These young guys.....look us slightly older dudes need a bit of encouragement from other sources sometimes. I got my gf, dave has his viagra maybe, my mate pretends he's Bond...leave us alone!


Speak for yourself i'm not that old yet

Just noticed the crazy new profile pages after checking your birthday too, when did that happen?
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#22
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I remember once when a kid got a Viagra confused with his allergy medicine and took it.I think that may be the thread where the phrase "rub Icyhot on it" spawned.


i remember that thread........ such a great day.

for the record, if you do get a hardon that lasts for hours, do not rub icy hot on it lol.

and i would advise against taking it unless you need it.
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and i would advise against taking it unless you need it.


Are you a doctor?
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#24
The profiles happened a month or two ago.

I haven't see you on here in aaages.. which actualyl just means you haven't been in the pit/B&J but whatever...lol
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#25
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Speak for yourself i'm not that old yet

Just noticed the crazy new profile pages after checking your birthday too, when did that happen?

Not too long ago mate, it's now like UGspace
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The profiles happened a month or two ago.

I haven't see you on here in aaages.. which actualyl just means you haven't been in the pit/B&J but whatever...lol


Ahh right thanks Nah i just haven't been on this entire site for a bit.

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Why does that make me want to take some even more?
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Ahh right thanks Nah i just haven't been on this entire site for a bit.

Oh and check this out


Why does that make me want to take some even more?


sick

Sounds like...it's...NOT WORTH IT!

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#28
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sick

Sounds like...it's...NOT WORTH IT!

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I wouldn't say that. It would be like a lucky dip, you could get a mixture.

You could go blind, your eyes would bleed and have a seizure at the same time. I wonder if that's how they make zombie movies?
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I wouldn't say that. It would be like a lucky dip, you could get a mixture.

You could go blind, your eyes would bleed and have a seizure at the same time. I wonder if that's how they make zombie movies?


It wouldn't be like a lucky dip - lucky dips sometimes render something GOOD and worth- oh, wait, no... it's exactly like a lucky dip...
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It wouldn't like a lucky dip, lucky dips sometimes render something GOOD and worth- oh, wait, no... it's exactly like a lucky dip...


I actually got an RL-LOL out of that.

A real life laugh out loud!
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#31
* a blue tint to your vision

Awesome. Now I'm encouraged to take some.
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* a blue tint to your vision

Awesome. Now I'm encouraged to take some.


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Loved that.
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#33
this whole thread gives me a homosexual vibe...


i feel right at home
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this whole thread gives me a homosexual vibe...


i feel right at home


Was it the hanging towels from your third leg part that did it for you?
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#35
lol. I want some viagra now. I don't need it at all but I want to see with a blue tint. The last time I had a date with Mary Jane I saw with a yellow tint. That was an epic high.
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Was it the hanging towels from your third leg part that did it for you?
yea i think that was it
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#37
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Man Peter Parker is going to be pissed with you.
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#38
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Man Peter Parker is going to be pissed with you.


I hear he's got some mean ass friends too "Spider-dude" or "Insect-man" or something. Anyway, the point is - your ****ed.
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#39
We seemed to have jumped from "I want to take Viagra to see the sexual response of my penis" to "lol i want 2 c in bloo."

And that's totally okay with me.
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#40
Well spider man has another thing coming. I'm real tight with Chuck Norris. And don't b dissin seeing blue or any other color for that matter. It blows your mind.
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