#1
My Viagra thread kind of made me think of something that has confused me for a while now.

I apologise in advance for the sex related threads by the way

QUESTION TIME,

When you're drunk, be it tipsy or blind drunk, do you fail to perform or do you turn into an Italian Stallion?

My brother and around 2 or 3 of my friends (who am i kidding i don't have any friends) say that when they have had a drink they just can't "get it up".

Me on the other hand it's like i've had Viagra or something. I can go for hours and sometimes don't even finish.

How about you?
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#3
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Alcohol is a depressant. It will suppress blood flow, so it will make it harder to become erect.
BUT
If you can become erect, it will desensitize you, so you should last longer.

I think...


I guess that makes sense. Kudos on the sensible answer!
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#4
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Alcohol is a depressant. It will suppress blood flow, so it will make it harder to become erect.
BUT
If you can become erect, it will desensitize you, so you should last longer.

I think...



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When you're drunk, be it tipsy or blind drunk, do you fail to perform or do you turn into an Italian Stallion?


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#8
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You've never had sex, have you?


No. I just love to pretend i have. I'm going to be the next 40 year old virgin.

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#9
I've honestly never had sex while drunk so I couldn't tell you.

Id' try, but I don't drink much at all...
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#10
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I've honestly never had sex while drunk so I couldn't tell you.

Id' try, but I don't drink much at all...


Yeah i'm giving it up anyway. 20 years old and already giving up drink

I just don't like how it makes me any more.
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#11
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Yeah i'm giving it up anyway. 20 years old and already giving up drink

I just don't like how it makes me any more.



I don't know why anyone would like the way it makes them, but each to their own :p
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#14
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Me and my girl went for over 3 and a half hours, it was bloody lovely.


I did once. My girlfriend was sober though. From what she told me the next day i must think i'm a porn star after a good drink.

And bloody lovely yes but bloody sore the next day
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#15
Lol@ "Italian Stallion"
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#16
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I did once. My girlfriend was sober though. From what she told me the next day i must think i'm a porn star after a good drink.

And bloody lovely yes but bloody sore the next day

lol Yep We'd both had loads actually, this was in a hotel so we didn't care about noise we made or anything. Plus the bed was squeeky. I wanted to get in the paper to be honest, lol
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^you say that on nearly EVERY post!


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#19
Alchohol makes me so much better. And it helps me pick up hotter chicks. Sometimes waking up sucks though after a long, hard night. Think top of Winniebago
#20
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And it helps me pick up hotter chicks.


Yeah you think that until the beer goggles wear off.
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#21
never had sex or alcohol before. but i'm sure if i ever did , i wouldn't be able to concentrate properly, it tkaes a lot of focus to be able to perform u know, i have to focus a lot with my self even.
#22
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Yeah you think that until the beer goggles wear off.


I'm not just talking about that night. Some very good mornings because of alchohol. Nice try though mate.
#23
Alcohol makes me sleepy, so I'm always sure not to let me drink too much when I'm planning a romantic evening.
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#24
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When you're drunk, be it tipsy or blind drunk, do you fail to perform or do you turn into an Italian Stallion?


Huge difference.

Tipsy = lowered inhibitions, playful attitude, relaxed. = GIB

Blind drunk = stupid, clumsy, unimaginative = Bumfuck.
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#25
Alcohol negatively affects motor control and judgment not to mention decreases blood flow to the areas that it needs to be and an makes it difficult to orgasm if your female.

So if tripping akwardly all over and having trouble getting it up is your idea of good sex by all means...
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I.. wouldn't really know.
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#28
well from my experience?

drunk sex=amazing sex

why?

because you do and say things you normally wouldn't, you throw caution to the wind, and just **** like mad
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#29
RipeFlesh, your sig made me lol SO hard.
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#30
the first time i had drunken sex was when i was ****faced to high heaven on vodka and was in a dorm room that was literally about 90 degrees. the sex went on for so long that we both just ended up collapsing on the bed because we were both so tired and extreemly hot. my hair was soaking wet as if i just came out of the shower. i was so tired, that it meant more to me to lay on the bed and rest than it did to finish and get off.

so to answer your question....stallion.
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#31
All I know is I just kind of stop halfway through when drunk. Give up, if you will. Sex kind of sucks drunk for me... but I can get it up fine I think.
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