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I just had an awesome wank while listening to Nottingham Lace by Buckethead. What are some songs you guys like to bleed the weasel to?
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porn.


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porn.


I was actually listening to said song while watching prawn. You can do that, you know.
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#6
if your weasel is "bleeding"...you're doing it wrong.
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Beating on deaths door by lamb of god.

I actually started wanking to the beat of the song


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Yea most people don't listen to songs while yanking the monkey


He speaks truth. Does it turn you on more... or what? Just seems kind of weird. I mean what if you here that song on the radio... do you pop a woody right then and there?

So basically, you didnt bang a girl, because she was shocked how small it was.
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I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse
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Girls moaning.
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He speaks truth. Does it turn you on more... or what? Just seems kind of weird. I mean what if you here that song on the radio... do you pop a woody right then and there?


Yeah, it is kind of weird to listen to music while spanking the monkey. Maybe it can be achieved through classical conditioning, though. If he whacks off while listening to a Megadeth song several times, and then he hears the song on the radio, will he get an erection? Hmm....
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One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
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I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse


I'm pretty sure the Pit would explode if this song isn't mentioned in every sex related thread on UG.
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Flight of the Bumble Bees - Rimsky-Korsakov

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the theme song to A-TEAM
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#27
I don't listen to music when wanking. It would mean I wouldn't hear people walking upstairs and coming up to my room.
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I don't listen to music when wanking. It would mean I wouldn't hear people walking upstairs and coming up to my room.


Lock the door.

Music's great for hiding sounds of flapping meat.
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#29
I don't have one. But if I did it would consist of:

Jerk it out - The Ceasars
Turning Japanese - The Vapours
Longview - Green Day
Right Hand-a-rama - The Network

Ok well I can't think of any other topical songs...
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#31
You guys know there is an entire genre of music dedicated to sexual- ness... it's called porn groove. Perhaps that should satisfy your whanking needs.
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a chick moaning.. and you can als look at the video, its awesome.. its called porn. look it up


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I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse


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a chick moaning.. and you can als look at the video, its awesome.. its called porn. look it up


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I just had an awesome wank while listening to Nottingham Lace by Buckethead. What are some songs you guys like to bleed the weasel to?

......... What the ****?
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#37
i wank while listening to dragonforce

Jack my swag
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#39
The best songs to do that to is fast, violent, metal songs so you really get into it but you have to be careful b/c you might hurt yourself
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