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What's your take on it? Has anyone in UG actually accomplished this task? Do you consider it morally equivalent to masturbation? Discuss this deep topic.
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I truly believe it's impossible.
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i thought this was a guitar site dude.....i hear ron jaremy can do it......go figure
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I used to be able to do it. Now I can't. It takes to much effort to be good, lol.
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I truly believe it's impossible.


It's possible. Thankyou wikipedia
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I actually thought you were talking about getting a blow job from a car.
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#9
I personally haven't managed it. Prospect of any **** in my mouth, even my own, sounds rather... Blechhh
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No... that's what girl friends are for.
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I actually thought you were talking about getting a blow job from a car.


I was intending to watch Cars with my two year old cousin. Now I won't be able to do that, because I'll be thinking about that post.
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I actually thought you were talking about getting a blow job from a car.




I don't know if you are an attention seeker or just a dumb ass, but that was pretty funny!
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Speaking of cars and sex, I remember seeing some pictures where it was a load of dragons having sex with cars. That was one of the strangest picture sets I've ever seen.
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We did a group project for school last year involving building something that could help the enviroment. We called ourselves Team Fellatio. Every time the judges called out our team name to present, we started to crack up and we could barely get through the presentation. We had the best project, so Team Fellatio was called out a lot.
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We did a group project for school last year involving building something that could help the enviroment. We called ourselves Team Fellatio. Every time the judges called out our team name to present, we started to crack up and we could barely get through the presentation. We had the best project, so Team Fellatio was called out a lot.


They allowed you to call yourselves that?
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Either none of the judges knew what it meant or they didn't want to say anything. Most of us including me, didn't even know what it meant until presentation day.
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Either none of the judges knew what it meant or they didn't want to say anything. Most of us including me, didn't even know what it meant until presentation day.


Serious? I thought the term fellatio was quite widely known...
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We did a group project for school last year involving building something that could help the enviroment. We called ourselves Team Fellatio. Every time the judges called out our team name to present, we started to crack up and we could barely get through the presentation. We had the best project, so Team Fellatio was called out a lot.


HAHA That's an excellent team name!!!!! Seriously, everytime we have one of those, some retard yells out "Team Discovery Channel" and everyone cackles their guts out like it was the official clean-cut, unparalled funniest joke of all eternity. I just sit there contemplating violence against the hack who said it.

That is a great team name though!

On another note, if I could perform oral sex on myself and I was flexible enough to do so, I would not try in the first place because that is damn disgusting!
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What's your take on it? Has anyone in UG actually accomplished this task? Do you consider it morally equivalent to masturbation? Discuss this deep topic.


Look nubcakes, when that dude told you to "go fuck yourself", it was just a figure of speech.

You should have just left it at that, and not looked for other means of self-gratification.


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didnt marylin manson have two of his lower ribs taken out so he could suck himself off.

EDIT: i REALLY hope thats what we're talking about
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didnt marylin manson have two of his lower ribs taken out so he could suck himself off.

EDIT: i REALLY hope thats what we're talking about


It was rumored he did but I a few days ago this came up and someone said that you couldn't do this and removing some of the spine would be a better way.


I think the only way A-F is approachable is if you do a lot of yoga.
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Would you actually want to suck on your own penis, though? In all honesty?
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Would you actually want to suck on your own penis, though? In all honesty?


its like a handjob with your mouth.


i'm sure after a few drinks many have tried.
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I've come close... well, you know what I mean... its hard to keep it clean talking about sucking your own dick.... ****
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This reminds me of the Butterfingers song Everytime.

Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word “At"
Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat
Everytime I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum
And everytime I’m done, it’s not because I’ve come
Everytime I crack onto a chick, I pull my sack out
Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back out

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didnt marylin manson have two of his lower ribs taken out so he could suck himself off.

EDIT: i REALLY hope thats what we're talking about


It's been said many famous people have done this. It's all bollocks.

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I truly believe it's impossible.



I don't think it's impossible, just many men haven't acheived it because, well I can't see thousands lining up to try it and they just aren't flexible enough.
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This reminds me of the Butterfingers song Everytime.

Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word “At"
Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat
Everytime I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum
And everytime I’m done, it’s not because I’ve come
Everytime I crack onto a chick, I pull my sack out
Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back out



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#31
My girlfriend keeps trying to get me to suck myself off, saying "You can do it! C'mon, you CAN reach!"

No matter how many times I tried to convince her I wouldn't be able to reach, she persisted

She hasn't done it for a while now <.<
Now she wants me to have a clone instead. So we can both fuck her at the same time.

Awesome.
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#33
"You would if you could."

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Serious? I thought the term fellatio was quite widely known...



Until now, I thought it actually meant a hand job.


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Until now, I thought it actually meant a hand job.


Praise UG .





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Look nubcakes, when that dude told you to "go fuck yourself", it was just a figure of speech.

You should have just left it at that, and not looked for other means of self-gratification.


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Yeah.... being able to suck your own wang... you won't be getting any awards soon...
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I dont see it being for nice... at least Id always be pissed that I never swallow.


Bleckh! What a ****ed up post.
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