#1
I got this e-mail in my msn :UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS

The Marina Offices, St Peters Yacht Basin,Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HX England(Customer Services)GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED!! Date: 5th October, 2007 Dear winner..... We are in reciept of your mail and you should count yourself extremely lucky tohave emerged as the only winner who won the First Prize in this year lucky dipsweepstakes held on the 4thOctober, 2007. As you already know your email address was randomly selectedalong with others from over 210,000 websites on the internet. Each email addresswas attachedto a Ticket no: 025-1146-1992-750,Serial no:2113-05, bonus no:12, REF No:UKNL-L/200-26937. Your email address () was selected as the Jackpot winner,along with otherwinners who also won in the 2nd, 3rd,4th,and 5th categories. We are glad to inform you that your claims have been processed and yourinformation should be provided,and forwarded to the Claims Office for Claims. You are therefore expected to claim your certified cheque parcel by contactingthe dispatch officer of UK NATIOANL LOTTERY, immediately for payment proceduresvia this details given below: Fiduciary Officer's Name: Dr.mack pedrol. Email:fiduciaryagent.ukdept@yahoo.co.ukDirect Tel: +44 704 574 6321 or Tel: +44 701 113 0527 Kindly note that as a result of your correspondence, Its is imperative that youadd your IDENTIFICATION NUMBERS{REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937}as the subject of anycorrespondencewith the Courier company to ensure they respond in a timely manner. PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM (1).YOUR NAMES.............. (2).CONTACT ADDRESS......... (3).TEL/FAX NUMBERS......... (4).OCCUPATION............. (5).COUNTRY ............... (6).AGE.................... (7).SEX.................... (8).EMAIL SELECTED......... We will require a concise update on proceedings with the firm as soon as you arein contact with them.If you need any assistance whatsoever, please donothesitate to let us know. Yours faithfully,Dr.Michael Smith. Fiduciary Agent. The United Kingdom National Lottery

Found this in my inbox Any idea if it's fake or not?
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#2
fake

I mean, Michael Smith, does it have to be that obvious?
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#4
Yeah, I myself won a few millions over email.

Not to mention that every two-three days, I'm the 999999th visitor on some website.

I've got so many prizes and so much cash, I'm gonna have to start throwing some away, else I'll run out of storage space.
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#5
Pretty lucky, winning a lottery you didn't even enter.
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Pretty lucky, winning a lottery you didn't even enter.



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#7
hah phake
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#8
"The United Kingdom National Lottery"

It isn't called that, so yeah, a fake for sure.
The whole thing smacks of fake-ness.
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#11
I won 3 ipod nano's, a ps3, an xbox 360, a million dollars, and a special prize.
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#12
I hope you're being sarcastic with this, cause really you'd have to be pretty stupid to think this is real.

Actually, if you think this is real, I hope you reply to it and some Nigerian rapes your computer with viruses. You'd deserve it.
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I hope you're being sarcastic with this, cause really you'd have to be pretty stupid to think this is real.

Actually, if you think this is real, I hope you reply to it and some Nigerian rapes your computer with viruses. You'd deserve it.


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#14
Of course its fake.

The UK Lottery is called Lotto, not the blatantly obvious "UK NATIONAL LOTTERY"
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I got this e-mail in my msn :UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS

The Marina Offices, St Peters Yacht Basin,Newcastle upon Tyne, NE6 1HX England(Customer Services)GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED!! Date: 5th October, 2007 Dear winner..... We are in reciept of your mail and you should count yourself extremely lucky tohave emerged as the only winner who won the First Prize in this year lucky dipsweepstakes held on the 4thOctober, 2007. As you already know your email address was randomly selectedalong with others from over 210,000 websites on the internet. Each email addresswas attachedto a Ticket no: 025-1146-1992-750,Serial no:2113-05, bonus no:12, REF No:UKNL-L/200-26937. Your email address () was selected as the Jackpot winner,along with otherwinners who also won in the 2nd, 3rd,4th,and 5th categories. We are glad to inform you that your claims have been processed and yourinformation should be provided,and forwarded to the Claims Office for Claims. You are therefore expected to claim your certified cheque parcel by contactingthe dispatch officer of UK NATIOANL LOTTERY, immediately for payment proceduresvia this details given below: Fiduciary Officer's Name: Dr.mack pedrol. Email:fiduciaryagent.ukdept@yahoo.co.ukDirect Tel: +44 704 574 6321 or Tel: +44 701 113 0527 Kindly note that as a result of your correspondence, Its is imperative that youadd your IDENTIFICATION NUMBERS{REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937}as the subject of anycorrespondencewith the Courier company to ensure they respond in a timely manner. PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM (1).YOUR NAMES.............. (2).CONTACT ADDRESS......... (3).TEL/FAX NUMBERS......... (4).OCCUPATION............. (5).COUNTRY ............... (6).AGE.................... (7).SEX.................... (8).EMAIL SELECTED......... We will require a concise update on proceedings with the firm as soon as you arein contact with them.If you need any assistance whatsoever, please donothesitate to let us know. Yours faithfully,Dr.Michael Smith. Fiduciary Agent. The United Kingdom National Lottery

Found this in my inbox Any idea if it's fake or not?



Sorry, but you're an idiot.

Unless the National Lottery can't afford a non-retarded typist or a keyboard with a reliable space bar.
#16
I never win the lottery.

But many Nigerian kings have asked me for banking assistance.
#17
A Nigerian Prince asked me to help him out. I'm still waiting for my money back.
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I never win the lottery.

But many Nigerian kings have asked me for banking assistance.

Do you watch fonejacker?
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This man deserves my +1

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#19
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A Nigerian Prince asked me to help him out. I'm still waiting for my money back.




Its obviously fake. Heck, the email addresses and phone numbers smack of fakeness. a Yahoo email which is practially untraceable and mobile numbers which will probably be PAYG and disposed of as money is gained
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#20
You cant win something you didnt enter (I think ive won the spanish lottery 10 times now)
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#21
Isnt the company called Camelot anyway? not the National Lottery.


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You had it comin'.
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