#1
So Im starting to think my roommate might be gay. Last night he asked if he could use my computer after i went to bed, so I said sure. There were some weird icons on my desktop the next morning to I checked the history. Heres what I saw:
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#2
what the hell?
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#3
Wow, he can't seriously be that stupid... I mean, and not spotting the icons on the desktop, either?
I'm a communist. Really.
#5
Hes from Detroit so I dont think hes that computer smart. The icons on my desktop were all firefox plugins, so I thought something wasnt right. I decided to do the only sensible thing and post this on here.
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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#6
Why did he go to your profile in the middle of his gay adventures?
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#8
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he's playing with you duh, he's just putting it on your computer


That's just what he's afraid of.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#9
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Why did he go to your profile in the middle of his gay adventures?


I was wondering the same thing;
#11
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Why did he go to your profile in the middle of his gay adventures?

I didnt even notice that. Im gonna go check that out right now.
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If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain


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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#12
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Why did he go to your profile in the middle of his gay adventures?

He didn't, its in alphabetical order.
#13
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He didn't, its in alphabetical order.

I was worried for a minute. I checked it anyways and Im still straight.
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If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain


Quote by DubStar92
I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#14
lol nice. u might find him naked the next morning infront of ur com or perhaps beside u
#16
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he could very well be messing with your head.

^that's what I said, he's just messing with you and putting it on your computer. Just don't worry about it. And if he is, so what
#17
yeah his roommate didnt go to that page in the middle of his "gay adventures" (lol) those are just sites recently visited ordered alphabetically, not choronologically.
#18
if he really is, ure hes next victim. dun sleep wif ur ass facing the anywhere except the bed
#19
Just be pleased its gay porn and not panda porn like my mate posted on someone else's computer.
#20
Have you ever woken up with a sore arse?

Then, he might be...
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#21
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^that's what I said, he's just messing with you and putting it on your computer. Just don't worry about it. And if he is, so what

I dont think hes smart enough to be messing with me and I dont care if hes gay, I just dont want porn on my laptop.
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If I get a boner I generally pass out due to the massive amount of blood having to be redirected from my brain


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I like to video record myself when I'm drunk. It's like a mini-movie. I love fapping to the sex scene.
#22
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Have you ever woken up with a sore arse?

Then, he might be...

Until that happens, I wouldn't worry. Because unless he does rape you, it's none of your business, is it?
#23
Shoot him. Now now, don't walk away, hear me out. Next time he asks to use your computer, tell him that you made a "special folder" for him. He will be like 'oh, thanks mate' then you shoot him in the balls. He'll know what you mean.
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#27
Lol, be careful, you don't want him to rape your ass xD
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#29
I'm not a detective or anythink, but I think "GAY PORNO BOMB" is some pretty condemning evidence. Seduce him, and after he blows his load in you, point at him and yell "HOMO!" Then rub icy hot on it.
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#32
Talk about how much you hate gays constantly and if you ever found out someone you knew was gay... you would kill him.
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